SHREWDIES ON TOUR 2009

[George2Loose]

Middy >>>>> God

when I grow up I wanna play poker like middy

[action man]

we got quite a good squad heading to veags, one time bracelet between us, what price?

[sovietsong]

2/1 no max bet. How much do you want on?

[bobAlike]

ChipRich really is a god, came across these on the Internet. Fear this man.


SHREWDIE FACTS


Some kids piss their name in the snow. Shrewdie can piss his name into concrete.
Shrewdie counted to infinity - twice. 
Shrewdie's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Shrewdie
Shrewdie does not sleep. He waits.
Once, while having sex in his Dad's lorry, part of Shrewdie's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Shrewdie doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Shrewdie once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
On a high school math test, Shrewdie put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Shrewdie solves all his problems with Violence.
Shrewdie CAN delete the Recycling Bin.
If you spell Shrewdie wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Shrewdie?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Shrewdie. 
Shrewdie runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch. 
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Shrewdie says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
Giraffes were created when Shrewdie uppercutted a horse.
Superman owns a pair of Shrewdie pajamas. 
Shrewdie doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Shrewdie secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Shrewdie can kill two stones with one bird.


 

[  ] Shrewdie knows how to spell pyjamas.

[thetank]

Shrewdies don't need pyjamas, they go commando beneath their Full Tilt dressing gowns.

[Colchester Kev]

Shrewdies don't need pyjamas, they go commando beneath their Full Tilt dressing gowns.

P.O.T.Y


 

[pokerfan]

Shrewdies don't need pyjamas, they go commando beneath their Full Tilt dressing gownsBalla robes.

fyp

[action man]

trying to find backers for the vic £1500 main event at the mo, hopefully will be able to shift a certain number of shares to play.

Off to cheltenham Thursday and friday, hired a house out for the 2 days, gonna be fun, going with 2 best mates and 2 lads i know vwell, getting picked up at 8:00am WTF!!

got money back on a bad cheltenham, tonight on man u ht.ft at 7/4 with boyle, and backing arsenal at 8/11 to qualify after 90 mins. One time have a good cheltenham.

[Horneris]

Middys a hero, hes so crudel.

WD to Flushy too.

Havent been playing this week, im up at 6.30am for work everyday for the Cheltenham Festival. I'll be playing a lot from the 15th to the end of the month tho, gogogogo.

It was so com when Shrewdie set off to this gig with Jones. He said he couldnt be arsed to do his hair so just pulled a horiffic striped beanie hat over his ever increasing mop and left. I was in stitches for like 20 mins, he'll sure look great at the gig.

[cod meharly]

lol brent, u have to remember....shrewdie doesnt follow fashion, he sets it himself!!!!

wp again middy....i made a huge 77 dollars on the night after finalling 2 comps and coming 6th in both...marv. i am having trouble beating 99 with aq and visa versa....my last 3 tournie exits have all been this exact flip and i have come out bad all 3 times... middy lost this flip 2 HU ftw aswell so we have found a shrewdies curse hand!

gl all grinding online tommorow and have fun at cheltnham whoevers going.

Im heading to the empire to play the 500 this evening so hopefully i can bink!

[Royal Flush]

Horrible day, barely got past half the field in any tournaments, got a good stack going in the stars 50r but moorman did away with that, 2 cashes on the night for less than 1k, last 1 was 7th in a stars 100f when first gets me the tripple crown, FU STATS.

Live tomorrow for me, not quite as balla as Nick though, £50f ftw!

[cod meharly]

thaught id entertain/windup a few of u....

i like the lad because i think he has character but i dnt agree with some of the things he says to people....but he tilts flushy hard so i gta like him a little...

kellster made day 2 of ept dortmund with a healthy stack...so gl to him and andreas from me!

if he wins flushy will have to go to the dentist for sure....his jaw will hit the ground so hard that i cant see any of his teeth surviving! 1 TIME

[Royal Flush]

The PLO players on Full Tilt are all funking hard.

[action man]

kellsters com. If he can avoid spewing he could go deep. GO kellster!

Getting picked up to go to cheltenham soon, for today and gold cup day. I love cheltenham. I dont know if its sad but i get more excitement from cheltenham than off any female ever! Im going with 2 of my best mates in the world and two other mates, We will be stopping off at a bank on the way to get some mad dimes, (they all bet a lot bigger than me) then straight to cheltenham into an apartment we have rented. We will drop the car off and head up the hill to cheltenham. Inside the course my main plan is to get as drunk as possible, have a great craic with the irish, and break even on the days racing. FFs im even looking forward to paying £7 for a pork,apple and stuffing sarnie.

we all backed a 50/1 winner on monday which saw us scoop figures between £40k and £3.3k mine was the latter ldo. So there should be no nipping which is a plus. After the racing i imagine we will go back tot the apartment, smarten up a bit go out for a meal, then drinking in the pubs, where there will be live irish musiicians accompanied by flutes and banjo's a plenty. Try our best to seduce some irish girls (hopefully connected to a stable) business before pleasure ldo. <----[  ]  this will happen.

Rinse/repeat for friday, cant wait, later's Y'all

[Royal Flush]

lol gl Trigg, but before you go can you make sure stars are sorted your end to ship those dimes, cheers.