SHREWDIES ON TOUR 2009

[action man]

june, its good u can't taste what u eat and drink, youre on bread and water ldo

[Horneris]

Such a comedy day.

Sat in Ladbrokes from 12-6 betting on every dog/horse race.

Highlights:
Me going 4/4 in the last 4 races at Lingfield @ 5/1, 9/2, 7/1 and 6/1.
Me tipping up a horse at Chepstow because it had excellent course form at Warwick. Sure didnt get them mixed up. I think its still running, defo came last. Chepstow is sure the track for him.
Me offering some chav kid who had £1.50 on a horse and who was tilting me beyond belief £10 to leave the shop.
Rooks finding the winner of a ridicolous amount of dog races and being all negative whenever it said "Photo" on the screen even though his had clearly won by about a yard everytime. "Its lost hasnt it". errr, no.
Going to TGI Fridays and Jones generously treating us because we'd won him mad dimes just from his duplication of all our bets.
That Rich wasnt with us.

Lowlights:
Jones leaving and going to the dentist for about 4 hours making us run bad initially.
Me going on sick swongs. £400 up>>>£60 down>>>>£530 up.
Us trying to relive the glory by going into Hills after Tea for the 8-9.20 horse and dog races and dropping a coupe of hundred back.
Jenny the cashier constantly explaining to me how broke she was and how she wasnt getting paid till the end of the month. GG love. Id have tipped her if she was less annoying.
This annoying Asian guy betting £2 a race and constantly trying to talk to Rooks and I about horses and dogs he fancied.
Me missing out on £150 from an each way double, because Triggs SLH horse came 4th (placings top 3, grrr)

Its a fairly big Laddies in Leeds, but i was still suprised they were howing no interest in our £40 - £100 bets that kept binking. Rooks is limited to £10 bets where he lives, and ive been asked to leave numerous bookies in the past.
tytytyty, hopefully we'll repay them by doing our bollocks in 2moro. If we win mad dimez again i suspect theyll pay us more attention. I hope so anyway.

gogogogogogogoggo!

[thetank]

Do you guys still play poker? 

[LeKnave]

Do you guys still play poker? 

well, i played a week last sunday!  And last sunday i played a $117f 300 chip torny and came 14th with 12.5K up top.  other then that, not rly.

So i've played 1 torny in 10 days.  still think thats more volume then rich has averaged this year though.

[KarmaDope]

[  ] Shrewdies will have spending money in Vegas from poker

[X] All spending money will come from dogs and horses

[  ] Rich will have spending money.

[ChipRich]

Do you guys still play poker? 

well, i played a week last sunday!  And last sunday i played a $117f 300 chip torny and came 14th with 12.5K up top.  other then that, not rly.

So i've played 1 torny in 10 days.  still think thats more volume then rich has averaged this year though.

wtf, the last 2 months iv played loads. Just not much in March for diff reasons.

[thetank]

More importantly, did the chav kid leave the shop for a tenner?

[cod meharly]

gogogogo middy

[ChipRich]

gogogogo middy

??

[cod meharly]

gogogogo middy

??

sigh...didnt actually player search him...just expected him to be deep by now! such a beat that hes only just regging

[Horneris]

More importantly, did the chav kid leave the shop for a tenner?

june ive never seen anyone move as fast.

He came back 3 hours later tho, and this time he had a friend with him. i was raging! obv my fauts for not including terms and conditions. And i couldnt be bothered shelling out another score.

[thetank]

Did you give bolt a tenner to leave the forum?

[Rookie (Rodney)]

WTF RICH


[00:55:18] Rook says: june it has no chocolate
[00:55:24] Rook says: it has no foodddddddddd
[00:55:28] Rook says: im fkin hungry
[00:55:47] Rich says: buysoome
[00:55:55] BH says: lol all u have to do is turn right at the lights
[00:56:00] BH says: maybe u shudve eaten more of ur ribs
[00:56:13] Rook says: gfy
[00:56:16] Rook says: go for me
[00:56:29] Rook says: i wish u were rich - i could pay you. rich dont fucking drive tho
[00:56:34] Rich says: lol
[00:56:37] Rich says: il walk for a hundo
[00:56:42] James Brunskill says: lol
[00:56:43] Rich says: lolol
[00:56:46] Rook says: hmm..
[00:57:18] BH says: brag: its a waking distance, i walked there on NYE, took me 10 mins max
beat: rich struggles to walk to the other side of the lounge
variance: hopefully he'll die soon
[00:57:24] James Brunskill says: lets gogogogogogogo
[00:57:26] James Brunskill says: 1/5
[00:57:43] James Brunskill says: june ive walked from yours to skyrack b4 its not hard
[00:57:44] Rook says: lol bh
[00:57:56] Rook says: £30 if u wanna walk bh
[00:58:02] James Brunskill says: lmao @ variance
[00:58:26] BH says: well i can drive
but ill drive there for £30
[00:58:28] James Brunskill says: id come and do a full shop 4 u for 30 quid rooks
[00:58:37] Rook says: £30 anyone wants to go get some food from garage
[00:58:40] Rook says: june gogogogogo bh
[00:59:09] BH says: surely rich will go for £30
[00:59:13] BH says: given his financial issues
[00:59:15] James Brunskill says: yeh surely
[00:59:17] leknave says: [12:56:30 AM] Rich: lol
[12:56:34 AM] Rich: il walk for a hundo

hahahahaah so boc if rooks pays u 100
[00:59:25] Rook says: ...........
[00:59:37] Rich says: i wud if i didnt feel shit for £30
[00:59:40] Rich says: but nah
[00:59:40] Rich says: not worth it
[00:59:46] Rook says: 40
[00:59:51] Rich says: lol no
[00:59:52] James Brunskill says: wtf not worth it??
[00:59:56] BH says: rich is com
he has no money and wont walk 5 mins for £40
[00:59:58] leknave says: lol june @ turning down 40
[01:00:03] Rook says: 50 + some beechams
[01:00:06] James Brunskill says: for free as well
[01:00:17] leknave says: u could haveit all in on a 7/2 shot 2moro
[01:00:19] Rich says: june i hav lemsips, theyre expenisce
[01:00:20] leknave says: and win mad ones
[01:00:22] Rich says: sive
[01:00:26] Rich says: norrrrrrrrrrr
[01:00:29] BH says: ppl with more money than rich in africa wud walk 6 miles for £40

[ChipRich]

juuune, id do it for £30 normally, But cos i feel like death i cant.

[12:56:34 AM] Rich: il walk for a hundo

[thetank]

Isn't £40 a days net wages for half the country?