SHREWDIES ON TOUR 2009

[ALASKAN5IVE]

Comedy won the super turbo KO tonight, 300 chips 15-30 blinds levels up every 5 minutes, pure skillzzzzzzzz

toasty life sir iwwil

[brummieboy]

Where are you lot planning on watching the FA cup final in Vegas? Crown n Anchor?

[Horneris]

Comedy. We went to the Scummy Trafford Centre this eve. Myself, Jones, TommyC and Rich.

We saw Candice from Cora in Nandos. Tommy said it was her and i was like "im sure it is, she will frequently dine at Nandos", so he bet me a score. So i walked up, stalker-like and saw it was definetly her. GG Score. shes very fit tho, and i got within 10 yards, so whos the real winnar?

Then we went to Selfridges and my 2 polo shirts were £50 each as were Jones's. So we flipped for them. And he lost, wiiiiii.

Then Jones and Tommy both bought trainers that were £60 each, so they flipped for them and Jones lost. oi oiiiii.

Jones then tilt bought a £200 watch.

GG £700 in an hour for him with some other purchases too.

And Rich spent the pony he took with him!!!

comedy trip.

[Royal Flush]

Such a redic night so far

Came 10th in the tilt 163f when i lost a pot for the CL wth QT on a J9x board vs a J after having lost big 88 v KQ?!?! aipf showdown
Came 15th in the ipoker 50r after being big stacked all the way from 70 runners managed to lose 2 big races, walk TT into JJ then KJ into KQ
Came 15th in the tilt 100r losing AK v JJ for the CL

I want to die, stuck 2 tabling the midnights, grrrrr

[thetank]

We saw Candice from Cora in Nandos. Tommy said it was her and i was like "im sure it is, she will frequently dine at Nandos", so he bet me a score. So i walked up, stalker-like and saw it was definetly her. GG Score. shes very fit tho, and i got
within 10 yards, so whos the real winnar?

lol

[Royal Flush]

So sick 1 tabled for about 6hrs was crushing the tilt midnight am huge cl 6 handed but ryanwelch decides to get it in dominated 5 times, no joke, gets there everytime i am still 1/3 though then run A8 into his QQ so he has lead he then loses it to other guy then gets A5 into AQ hits a 5, then loses it back because he is useless, then gets it in Q3 v AJ and binks, next hand gets AQ in v my 88 binks then gets KQ in v A7 of other guy to double him back up.

So about 8 failed ladders later 1 guy has 1/2 the chips me and welch same stacks he jams 22 into my KK and gets there, gg life.

Stopped regging at midnight so i can get early night for golf in 4hrs, gg sleep.

[cod meharly]

so.....5 days to go and im busy as ****.

heres my list of things to do in priority order

1. go buy the new ufc game and try to make my eyes bleed over the next 5 days
2. Arrange a pre vegas shrewdies gathering on tuesday in brighton
3. dribble over the fact that its only 5 days
4. go on a sick spinup with flushys online roll to try and get some spending money for vegas
5. sell my remainder of the 2.5k 6max (about 15% left )
6. Steal Junglecats xbox off him as hes leaving our house for good tommorow and i fancy playing the ufc game for more than 24 hours
7. Buy some cuban cigars and a smokeless bong
8. Go outside more than once in the next few days to see if my skin can handle sunlight
9. Get insurance and $$$ sorted
10. Figure out how the fck u work a samsung Tocco
11. Have a shower
12. Figure out a comical way to get shrewdie refused by immigration
13.Gta get my house cleared out as my tennancy is up before the end of the wsop main event (any decent score b4 then and im defo staying for it).

anything ive missed out plz let me know, i always forget something

[scotty2hatty]

1. go buy the new ufc game and try to make my eyes bleed over the next 5 days

Good choice sir, I'm loving it. Just about killed Matt Hughes with GSP - devastating knee.

[ALASKAN5IVE]

so.....5 days to go and im busy as ****.

heres my list of things to do in priority order

1. go buy the new ufc game and try to make my eyes bleed over the next 5 days
2. Arrange a pre vegas shrewdies gathering on tuesday in brighton
3. dribble over the fact that its only 5 days
4. go on a sick spinup with flushys online roll to try and get some spending money for vegas
5. sell my remainder of the 2.5k 6max (about 15% left )
6. Steal Junglecats xbox off him as hes leaving our house for good tommorow and i fancy playing the ufc game for more than 24 hours
7. Buy some cuban cigars and a smokeless bong
8. Go outside more than once in the next few days to see if my skin can handle sunlight
9. Get insurance and $$$ sorted
10. Figure out how the fck u work a samsung Tocco
11. Have a shower
12. Figure out a comical way to get shrewdie refused by immigration
13.Gta get my house cleared out as my tennancy is up before the end of the wsop main event (any decent score b4 then and im defo staying for it).

anything ive missed out plz let me know, i always forget something

eat? win another flag?

[scotty2hatty]

buy ps3 ldo

[T_Mar]

Comedy. We went to the Scummy Trafford Centre this eve. Myself, Jones, TommyC and Rich.

We saw Candice from Cora in Nandos. Tommy said it was her and i was like "im sure it is, she will frequently dine at Nandos", so he bet me a score. So i walked up, stalker-like and saw it was definetly her. GG Score. shes very fit tho, and i got within 10 yards, so whos the real winnar?

Then we went to Selfridges and my 2 polo shirts were £50 each as were Jones's. So we flipped for them. And he lost, wiiiiii.

Then Jones and Tommy both bought trainers that were £60 each, so they flipped for them and Jones lost. oi oiiiii.

Jones then tilt bought a £200 watch.

GG £700 in an hour for him with some other purchases too.

And Rich spent the pony he took with him!!!

comedy trip.

Flipping for trainers and polo shirts... lmao, you lot are sick, but I like it!

[sweet potata!]

So sick 1 tabled for about 6hrs was crushing the tilt midnight am huge cl 6 handed but ryanwelch decides to get it in dominated 5 times, no joke, gets there everytime i am still 1/3 though then run A8 into his QQ so he has lead he then loses it to other guy then gets A5 into AQ hits a 5, then loses it back because he is useless, then gets it in Q3 v AJ and binks, next hand gets AQ in v my 88 binks then gets KQ in v A7 of other guy to double him back up.

So about 8 failed ladders later 1 guy has 1/2 the chips me and welch same stacks he jams 22 into my KK and gets there, gg life.

Stopped regging at midnight so i can get early night for golf in 4hrs, gg sleep.

Didn't think you played m8, whats your handicap ?

[scotty2hatty]

We saw Candice from Cora in Nandos. Tommy said it was her and i was like "im sure it is, she will frequently dine at Nandos", so he bet me a score. So i walked up, stalker-like and saw it was definetly her. GG Score. shes very fit tho, and i got within 10 yards, so whos the real winnar?

Your friend Candice, from Cora, on The Paul O'Grady Show atm - she just mentioned seeing the Shrewdies in Nandos.

[I KNOW IT]

so.....5 days to go and im busy as ****.

heres my list of things to do in priority order

1. go buy the new ufc game and try to make my eyes bleed over the next 5 days
2. Arrange a pre vegas shrewdies gathering on tuesday in brighton
3. dribble over the fact that its only 5 days
4. go on a sick spinup with flushys online roll to try and get some spending money for vegas
5. sell my remainder of the 2.5k 6max (about 15% left )
6. Steal Junglecats xbox off him as hes leaving our house for good tommorow and i fancy playing the ufc game for more than 24 hours
7. Buy some cuban cigars and a smokeless bong
8. Go outside more than once in the next few days to see if my skin can handle sunlight
9. Get insurance and $$$ sorted
10. Figure out how the fck u work a samsung Tocco
11. Have a shower
12. Figure out a comical way to get shrewdie refused by immigration
13.Gta get my house cleared out as my tennancy is up before the end of the wsop main event (any decent score b4 then and im defo staying for it).

anything ive missed out plz let me know, i always forget something

Id give no.12 a miss. US immigration are not known for their sense of humour

[JungleCat03]

So sick 1 tabled for about 6hrs was crushing the tilt midnight am huge cl 6 handed but ryanwelch decides to get it in dominated 5 times, no joke, gets there everytime i am still 1/3 though then run A8 into his QQ so he has lead he then loses it to other guy then gets A5 into AQ hits a 5, then loses it back because he is useless, then gets it in Q3 v AJ and binks, next hand gets AQ in v my 88 binks then gets KQ in v A7 of other guy to double him back up.

So about 8 failed ladders later 1 guy has 1/2 the chips me and welch same stacks he jams 22 into my KK and gets there, gg life.

Stopped regging at midnight so i can get early night for golf in 4hrs, gg sleep.

Didn't think you played m8, whats your handicap ?

His face

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