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« Reply #225 on: April 20, 2009, 09:36:38 PM »

Yeah, I'd throw in more $$'s if they share the same pipe. HU match for first dibs on equipment would be good.

Now that's thinking outside the box that is!! Don't think Dell would allow it though Sad

ffs this is my bottom you are on about, it's mine, all mine and will stay that way.

But you volunteered.
When!?!?!

They could hold hands while it's getting done

I will never drop my strides in the same room as the Colch



Anyway, I'm busy on Friday, very busy.

You can cut a little hole in the back for the pipe to stick through
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« Reply #226 on: April 20, 2009, 09:37:58 PM »

what time are you penciled in for Kev.?.

2pm ...

[ ] I am not nervous
[ ] I am looking forward to it
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« Reply #227 on: April 20, 2009, 09:39:40 PM »

"If I give her any more captain, she's gonna blow"

Take cover all those in the vicinity at 2pm.
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« Reply #228 on: April 20, 2009, 09:40:38 PM »

Has the hose got a Bellagio setting?
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« Reply #229 on: April 20, 2009, 09:41:13 PM »

what time are you penciled in for Kev.?.

2pm ...

[ ] I am not nervous
[ ] I am looking forward to it


Admit it - this is just a clever rouse to get a freebie!
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« Reply #230 on: April 20, 2009, 09:41:19 PM »

Mantis .... I used to like you !
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« Reply #231 on: April 20, 2009, 09:42:40 PM »

what time are you penciled in for Kev.?.

2pm ...

[ ] I am not nervous
[ ] I am looking forward to it


Admit it - this is just a clever rouse to get a freebie!

Yes, you got me, I have been waiting for years for an opportunity to have a hose pipe shoved up me 'Arris for free ...
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« Reply #232 on: April 20, 2009, 09:59:16 PM »

Yeah, I'd throw in more $$'s if they share the same pipe. HU match for first dibs on equipment would be good.

Now that's thinking outside the box that is!! Don't think Dell would allow it though Sad

ffs this is my bottom you are on about, it's mine, all mine and will stay that way.

But you volunteered.
When!?!?!

They could hold hands while it's getting done

I will never drop my strides in the same room as the Colch



Anyway, I'm busy on Friday, very busy.

You can cut a little hole in the back for the pipe to stick through


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« Reply #233 on: April 20, 2009, 10:13:55 PM »

Bugger..dont finish work till 2pm ish...was hoping to travel down with Reece .
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« Reply #234 on: April 20, 2009, 10:19:38 PM »

what time are you penciled in for Kev.?.

2pm ...

[ ] I am not nervous
[ ] I am looking forward to it


Admit it - this is just a clever rouse to get a freebie!

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« Reply #235 on: April 20, 2009, 10:31:52 PM »

Bugger..dont finish work till 2pm ish...was hoping to travel down with Reece .

That little fella has been through enough ... dont inflict me getting an internal hosing on the lad LOL.


All i want Maureen, is for you to post loads of pics of him having a fantastic time when he is well enough to have a holiday xx
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« Reply #236 on: April 20, 2009, 10:36:39 PM »

Bugger..dont finish work till 2pm ish...was hoping to travel down with Reece .

That little fella has been through enough ... dont inflict me getting an internal hosing on the lad LOL.


All i want Maureen, is for you to post loads of pics of him having a fantastic time when he is well enough to have a holiday xx

Have I ever told you Kev...Gingers a lucky girl.xxx
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« Reply #237 on: April 20, 2009, 10:58:21 PM »

Bugger..dont finish work till 2pm ish...was hoping to travel down with Reece .

That little fella has been through enough ... dont inflict me getting an internal hosing on the lad LOL.


All i want Maureen, is for you to post loads of pics of him having a fantastic time when he is well enough to have a holiday xx

Have I ever told you Kev...Gingers a lucky girl.xxx

Telling Kev is one thing, I think someone better tell Ginger!
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« Reply #238 on: April 20, 2009, 11:15:54 PM »

I'm just wondering if I should get a tupperware box so Kev can take his colonic home with him?
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« Reply #239 on: April 21, 2009, 09:57:06 AM »

I'm just wondering if I should get a wheelie bin so Kev can take his colonic home with him?

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