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« Reply #30 on: November 30, 2005, 11:17:40 AM » |
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I used to visit a pub called "the dancing duck" On the bar was an up turned tin can upon which a small duck danced continualy. "Does that duck ever stop dancing?" I asked the landlord, "Yes" he replied, "But only if the candle under the tin goes out"
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« Reply #31 on: November 30, 2005, 12:06:48 PM » |
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fishy, i got you down as a believer now - look out for a reign of bluffs when we next meet at the tables - surely i'll get them all through!
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« Reply #32 on: November 30, 2005, 01:33:03 PM » |
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« Reply #33 on: November 30, 2005, 01:35:59 PM » |
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ok but is what's good for the goose really good for the gander?
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« Reply #34 on: November 30, 2005, 01:36:53 PM » |
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Guess who won the google fight between Real Madrid Vs. Man u away win
Porn Vs Poker= away win
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« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2005, 01:53:15 PM » |
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but when you put "big pair' in do you get more porn or poker?
on with the research
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« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2005, 01:54:59 PM » |
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« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2005, 02:00:05 PM » |
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How do you get a duck to sing??
Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.
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26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2005, 02:07:10 PM » |
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Does anyone know anyone who has had their arm broken by a Swan?
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« Reply #39 on: November 30, 2005, 02:11:58 PM » |
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How do you get a duck to sing??
Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.
That really tickled me, I will be laughing about it all day now |
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« Reply #40 on: November 30, 2005, 02:15:46 PM » |
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Does anyone know anyone who has had their arm broken by a Swan?
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« Reply #41 on: November 30, 2005, 02:17:56 PM » |
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Does anyone know anyone who has had their arm broken by a Swan?
urban legend Surely it's easier to break an arm than a leg end? |
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« Reply #42 on: November 30, 2005, 02:21:57 PM » |
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« Reply #43 on: November 30, 2005, 02:59:44 PM » |
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fishy, i got you down as a believer now - look out for a reign of bluffs when we next meet at the tables - surely i'll get them all through!
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[19:44:40] Oracle: WE'RE ALL GOING ON A SPANISH HOLIDAY! TRIGGS STABLES SHIT!
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