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« on: May 07, 2009, 09:14:18 AM » |
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I think i have just had one of the most frightening experiences of my life
I am woken at 4am by 6 loud bangs and the house vibrating. Some filthy scum bag is trying to break in - not by being light fingered but by kicking the fkn door in whilst we are inside.
We scared him off before he got in - but the scum bag was still hanging around till the police came. Even when they arrived at our house - the c@#t broke the window of a neighbouring house and tried to get in there!!!!!!!
WTF is the world coming too!
The police reckon he was after my car!
And of course - if i am any quicker and get hold of the little scrote - id be up for assault. [ ] justice
the door is hanging off its hinges and the insurance company say - they might get someone around today! LOL - gee thanks! Its sorted love - you'll be getting the bill
i guess you think it'll never happen to you! Suppose this is a gentle reminder for everyone to check your security arrangements. Our insurance was up today as well - phew for auto bill payments
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2009, 09:21:18 AM » |
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when i get my own gaff, im getting a double barrell shotgun, and if someone breaks into my house its good game them. Can't believe this rule is not in place yet.
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2009, 11:03:40 AM » |
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My thoughts are with you, its a horrid feeling getting your house broke into. Leaves you vunerable and pissed off. Our first house was a corker but after a couple of attempts to burgler it (i managed to hit one with a baseball bat, made me feel good) we moved to a safer area. Hope you get the door sorted soon.
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2009, 01:53:41 PM » |
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I think i have just had one of the most frightening experiences of my life
I am woken at 4am by 6 loud bangs and the house vibrating. Some filthy scum bag is trying to break in - not by being light fingered but by kicking the fkn door in whilst we are inside.
We scared him off before he got in - but the scum bag was still hanging around till the police came. Even when they arrived at our house - the c@#t broke the window of a neighbouring house and tried to get in there!!!!!!!
WTF is the world coming too!
The police reckon he was after my car!
And of course - if i am any quicker and get hold of the little scrote - id be up for assault. [ ] justice
the door is hanging off its hinges and the insurance company say - they might get someone around today! LOL - gee thanks! Its sorted love - you'll be getting the bill
i guess you think it'll never happen to you! Suppose this is a gentle reminder for everyone to check your security arrangements. Our insurance was up today as well - phew for auto bill payments
do you park it in the lounge? |
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2009, 02:09:25 PM » |
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I think i have just had one of the most frightening experiences of my life
I am woken at 4am by 6 loud bangs and the house vibrating. Some filthy scum bag is trying to break in - not by being light fingered but by kicking the fkn door in whilst we are inside.
We scared him off before he got in - but the scum bag was still hanging around till the police came. Even when they arrived at our house - the c@#t broke the window of a neighbouring house and tried to get in there!!!!!!!
WTF is the world coming too!
The police reckon he was after my car!
And of course - if i am any quicker and get hold of the little scrote - id be up for assault. [ ] justice
the door is hanging off its hinges and the insurance company say - they might get someone around today! LOL - gee thanks! Its sorted love - you'll be getting the bill
i guess you think it'll never happen to you! Suppose this is a gentle reminder for everyone to check your security arrangements. Our insurance was up today as well - phew for auto bill payments
do you park it in the lounge? As cars have better security nowadays there are more burglaries simply for car keys. |
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cia260895
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2009, 02:11:23 PM » |
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I think i have just had one of the most frightening experiences of my life
I am woken at 4am by 6 loud bangs and the house vibrating. Some filthy scum bag is trying to break in - not by being light fingered but by kicking the fkn door in whilst we are inside.
We scared him off before he got in - but the scum bag was still hanging around till the police came. Even when they arrived at our house - the c@#t broke the window of a neighbouring house and tried to get in there!!!!!!!
WTF is the world coming too!
The police reckon he was after my car!
And of course - if i am any quicker and get hold of the little scrote - id be up for assault. [ ] justice
the door is hanging off its hinges and the insurance company say - they might get someone around today! LOL - gee thanks! Its sorted love - you'll be getting the bill
i guess you think it'll never happen to you! Suppose this is a gentle reminder for everyone to check your security arrangements. Our insurance was up today as well - phew for auto bill payments
do you park it in the lounge? As cars have better security nowadays there are more burglaries simply for car keys.  |
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Acidmouse
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2009, 02:11:25 PM » |
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Yes this is what they tried to get at mine, the car keys. The police man said is was very common these days.
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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2009, 02:49:12 PM » |
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As cars have better security nowadays there are more burglaries simply for car keys.
that's stupid. why would they just want the keys? surely they could use them to steal the car |
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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2009, 03:02:31 PM » |
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friend of mine caught a burglar trying to escape out of the window of the bathroom - the guy was halfway out when he caught him with his 4 iron the first time. After about the 15th hit he decided to stop cos the guys ankles were pulp by this point. that got him 6 months for his trouble.  |
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cia260895
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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2009, 03:09:22 PM » |
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friend of mine caught a burglar trying to escape out of the window of the bathroom - the guy was halfway out when he caught him with his 4 iron the first time. After about the 15th hit he decided to stop cos the guys ankles were pulp by this point. that got him 6 months for his trouble. was he after the keys for a driver or was he just putt out by the wedge |
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« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2009, 11:37:18 PM » |
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terrifying thread actually
my contingency plan is my golf clubs under the bed...I often wonder what club to use first,when under pressure....a mid iron i always seem to have in my mind....
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« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2009, 11:54:33 PM » |
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terrifying thread actually
my contingency plan is my golf clubs under the bed...I often wonder what club to use first,when under pressure....a mid iron i always seem to have in my mind....
if they are nicking your car, has to be a driver no  |
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« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2009, 11:56:03 PM » |
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terrifying thread actually
my contingency plan is my golf clubs under the bed...I often wonder what club to use first,when under pressure....a mid iron i always seem to have in my mind....
2 iron round the legs ldo |
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Girgy85
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« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2009, 12:53:37 AM » |
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Putter FTW!
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« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2009, 01:03:13 AM » |
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GET IN THE HOLE!!
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