RSQ: The Trial

[Robert HM]

The defence rests

Are you sure?!?!

well I am logging off now with a clear conscience and the knowledge of a case well fought and foe utterly vanquished

So yes

and Kinboshi is sacked

In that case I will prepare to put the matter to the Jury

[matt674]

Instead some twenty fours later I found myself surfing through the Dominos website

I input my post code MK45 1BL and established that my local Dominos store was the local Domino's of their abode with their Mum's


The defence rests

The defence has just hung himself - he is openly admitting to using the internet to gain the relevent information that will be used in a Reverse Sheep Quiz!!

[TightEnd]

Instead some twenty fours later I found myself surfing through the Dominos website

I input my post code MK45 1BL and established that my local Dominos store was the local Domino's of their abode with their Mum's


The defence rests

The defence has just hung himself - he is openly admitting to using the internet to gain the relevent information that will be used in a Reverse Sheep Quiz!!

three weeks later.

[matt674]

Instead some twenty fours later I found myself surfing through the Dominos website

I input my post code MK45 1BL and established that my local Dominos store was the local Domino's of their abode with their Mum's


The defence rests

The defence has just hung himself - he is openly admitting to using the internet to gain the relevent information that will be used in a Reverse Sheep Quiz!!

three weeks later.

pfffff, you knew it was likely to be a question somewhere down the line - the fact that you "revised" early is no excuse

[TightEnd]

Instead some twenty fours later I found myself surfing through the Dominos website

I input my post code MK45 1BL and established that my local Dominos store was the local Domino's of their abode with their Mum's


The defence rests

The defence has just hung himself - he is openly admitting to using the internet to gain the relevent information that will be used in a Reverse Sheep Quiz!!

three weeks later.

pfffff, you knew it was likely to be a question somewhere down the line - the fact that you "revised" early is no excuse

It is that combination of rare intelligence, hours online and instinct for the random facts unneccessary for modern life that gets me by

I submit in reference to this my knowledge of pornography in the Joobie quiz

[Claw75]

before deciding on a verdict, I think it would be useful to hear from the present holder of the position of RSQQM.  Sir Gatso - has the defendant yet submitted his answers for the 'let's go round edition'?  If so, is there any evidence of googling therein?

[kinboshi]

I could save the condemned man, but I've been sacked and don't do pro bono work (U2 have enough money).

Hang him!

[Jon MW]

The defence would like to submit its case

Firstly my quiz track record is unblemished and in the top echelons of UK quizzing

I am a Mastermind Semi finalist, I beat my Egghead but had the misfortune to have Claw alongside me for the final with £17,000 at stake and have a successful track record of quizmastering. Most reliable of all I didn't have a clue about any of Newmanseye's bb questions

Furthermore I have some interesting character traits that lend me to the application of useful information to completely pointless quizzes. I have an almost perfect photographic memory, although it is fading with age now. This led me to get 14 O Levels, 4 Alevels, 2 AS Levels a degree and A Doctorate on nothing more than learning by rote.

Applying this memory has always been hugely misplaced by me, a symptom of what I beleive is undiagnosed OCD. Ask me to remember something useless, I am your man

Onto Pizza

Three weekends ago my children bounded into my car.

"Dad Dad is there a Domino's Pizza near you?"

"I don't know" I replied honestly

They went on to explain that they had received a delivery the other night as their mum was too lazy to cook healthy food for them and could I please treat them to similar that weekend?

I prevaricated, and tried to persuade them to join me at the Bengal Pearl in Flitwick for a curry. Two of the three children demurred though.

Instead some twenty fours later I found myself surfing through the Dominos website

I input my post code MK45 1BL and established that my local Dominos store was the local Domino's of their abode with their Mum's

Our mutual excitement rose. I Went down the menu item by item...note photographic memory...and we selected between us

2 x Personal Cheese and Tomato Pizzas
1x Large Meateor...I was rather taken with the pun here actually

and for myself

1x PiriPiriPizza as it contains Tandoori Chicken, and I crosss reference to my Indian desire from the ngiht before

I noticed the Hot tandoori option, but though I wouldn't risk it

I went to input the order. Disaster!!! This store does not deliver to your location 

I pleaded with my children for us not to have to go to the outlet but I was toow eak to resist and disappoint them

We picked the pizzas up

I thought nothing more of it

Until I notice a dominos question on the latest RSQ


Now at this point RSQ strategy has to come into play, and I submit that I am unparallelled in RSQ strategy as four victories undoubtedly show

It was my mental contention that the answer most likely to be picked by the fewest contestants was PiriPiriPizza and indeed Iwas correct in that as only Gatso chose it

Successful strategy, allied to a ridiculously underused but powerful memory, combined with weakness as a father and whiny kids had combined to create a perfect storm of my life experience and RSQ

I returned home last night after my seventh final table in ten attempts, though I don't think I have mentioned that anywhere, and was most upset to see my integrity impugned in such a way by those without any integrity, notably Colchester Kev

I chose to illustrate my PiriPiriPizza point by suggesting that I had not ordered PiriPiri Garlic bread or Salad Bowl. This was not intended to convey that either item is available at Dominos merely saying that my answer was seeking to be comprehensive as my memory suggested. Unlike Gatso, who put half an answer.

Furthermore I submit that my later answer "Revolution Road" which was a correct fail is further evidence of no googling, as if I had googled I would have seen the correct name for the film"Revolutionary Road"

I am completely innocent and hereby seek punitive damages in the sum of my owed blonde back pay

I am also disgusted at the lack of respect shown to one who is primus inter pares amongst RSQers

I intend to establish a rival RSQ venture forthwith.

The defence rests

tl;dr

so Guilty

[TightEnd]

before deciding on a verdict, I think it would be useful to hear from the present holder of the position of RSQQM.  Sir Gatso - has the defendant yet submitted his answers for the 'let's go round edition'?  If so, is there any evidence of googling therein?

I have submitted them

I did not google

I did not know the names of any Soap Dogs except One who I thought was an obvious sheep, so I passed. Acutally I've just remembered a second. Bugger.

[matt674]

did ironside do the poll?

Gulty?

[Robert HM]

I could save the condemned man, but I've been sacked and don't do pro bono work (U2 have enough money).

Hang him!

A sentence can only be imposed when if the defendant has been found guilty

Don't you have a indecent exposure case to get your teeth into somewhere?

[TightEnd]

The defence would like to submit its case

Firstly my quiz track record is unblemished and in the top echelons of UK quizzing

I am a Mastermind Semi finalist, I beat my Egghead but had the misfortune to have Claw alongside me for the final with £17,000 at stake and have a successful track record of quizmastering. Most reliable of all I didn't have a clue about any of Newmanseye's bb questions

Furthermore I have some interesting character traits that lend me to the application of useful information to completely pointless quizzes. I have an almost perfect photographic memory, although it is fading with age now. This led me to get 14 O Levels, 4 Alevels, 2 AS Levels a degree and A Doctorate on nothing more than learning by rote.

Applying this memory has always been hugely misplaced by me, a symptom of what I beleive is undiagnosed OCD. Ask me to remember something useless, I am your man

Onto Pizza

Three weekends ago my children bounded into my car.

"Dad Dad is there a Domino's Pizza near you?"

"I don't know" I replied honestly

They went on to explain that they had received a delivery the other night as their mum was too lazy to cook healthy food for them and could I please treat them to similar that weekend?

I prevaricated, and tried to persuade them to join me at the Bengal Pearl in Flitwick for a curry. Two of the three children demurred though.

Instead some twenty fours later I found myself surfing through the Dominos website

I input my post code MK45 1BL and established that my local Dominos store was the local Domino's of their abode with their Mum's

Our mutual excitement rose. I Went down the menu item by item...note photographic memory...and we selected between us

2 x Personal Cheese and Tomato Pizzas
1x Large Meateor...I was rather taken with the pun here actually

and for myself

1x PiriPiriPizza as it contains Tandoori Chicken, and I crosss reference to my Indian desire from the ngiht before

I noticed the Hot tandoori option, but though I wouldn't risk it

I went to input the order. Disaster!!! This store does not deliver to your location 

I pleaded with my children for us not to have to go to the outlet but I was toow eak to resist and disappoint them

We picked the pizzas up

I thought nothing more of it

Until I notice a dominos question on the latest RSQ


Now at this point RSQ strategy has to come into play, and I submit that I am unparallelled in RSQ strategy as four victories undoubtedly show

It was my mental contention that the answer most likely to be picked by the fewest contestants was PiriPiriPizza and indeed Iwas correct in that as only Gatso chose it

Successful strategy, allied to a ridiculously underused but powerful memory, combined with weakness as a father and whiny kids had combined to create a perfect storm of my life experience and RSQ

I returned home last night after my seventh final table in ten attempts, though I don't think I have mentioned that anywhere, and was most upset to see my integrity impugned in such a way by those without any integrity, notably Colchester Kev

I chose to illustrate my PiriPiriPizza point by suggesting that I had not ordered PiriPiri Garlic bread or Salad Bowl. This was not intended to convey that either item is available at Dominos merely saying that my answer was seeking to be comprehensive as my memory suggested. Unlike Gatso, who put half an answer.

Furthermore I submit that my later answer "Revolution Road" which was a correct fail is further evidence of no googling, as if I had googled I would have seen the correct name for the film"Revolutionary Road"

I am completely innocent and hereby seek punitive damages in the sum of my owed blonde back pay

I am also disgusted at the lack of respect shown to one who is primus inter pares amongst RSQers

I intend to establish a rival RSQ venture forthwith.

The defence rests

tl;dr

so Guilty

Read it, in the middle there's a bit about a bloke who rides horses and wears ridiculous hats. you'll like it

[gatso]

photographic memory yet still got revolutionary road wrong? surely evidence of no photographic memory which undermines the whole defence

in answer to claw's query, the defendent has submitted his answers for the next episode of the farce. in fairness to the condemned he didn't google, either that or he took a dive to cover his tracks

[TightEnd]

photographic memory yet still got revolutionary road wrong? surely evidence of no photographic memory which undermines the whole defence

not at all, I rushed it and slipped up on the preciseness necessary to once again return to the Winners circle

[Robert HM]

did ironside do the poll?

Gulty?

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