time of the month

[GreekStein]

Bigus....what do you do for a living?

[boldie]

Bigus, is your name a spoonerism?

That sounds fairly intelligent.

Good point; who wrote that for you?

[Jon MW]

Bigus, is your name a spoonerism?

That sounds fairly intelligent.

not really - I should have capitalised 'spoonerism' of course.  I should also have specified that I meant his real name.  digusbikus doesn't make an awful lot of sense.  then again, I am just a woman, so trying to attain a level where I can give intelligent input is an uphill battle for me.

Any word with more than 2 syllables sounds intelligent to Boshi

[bigusdikus]

once more, let me put it a tamer way. shattered walking through town after a workout. attempted to look cool buy hitting the bin, a small piece of the wrapper floated to the ground. being a tidy person i was about to pick it up when two imposing, pretty, young police ladies took the huff. i was tired and in no mood,but when they gave me the old attitude my demeanor changed. i was hoping this story would highlight the fact, that they were out of shape. and in some twisted fashion they may even have been motivated by my insolence. thats the boring way of telling it.. i shall concider myself censored. i shall try and dumb/ tone down my posts(thats if i get the chance to make any more) and be more conciderate. i shall concider myself told... nothing againt women as long as they know there place(yes thats a joke) and where you get that pic, good damn i look good. my name is neil rutter
hope this helps

[gatso]

Bigus, is your name a spoonerism?

That sounds fairly intelligent.

not really - I should have capitalised 'spoonerism' of course.  I should also have specified that I meant his real name.  digusbikus doesn't make an awful lot of sense.  then again, I am just a woman, so trying to attain a level where I can give intelligent input is an uphill battle for me.

you're just compounding the mistake now. you should've capitalised spoonerism the second time you used it when explaining how you should've capitalised it the first time

[Claw75]

my name is neil rutter
hope this helps

yes.  thank you.

[Colchester Kev]

my name is neil rutter
hope this helps

yes.  thank you.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL .. WP Claire

[Claw75]

my name is neil rutter
hope this helps

yes.  thank you.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL .. WP Claire

thank you.  my work here is done.  I have women's things to be getting on with.

[bigusdikus]

were is the pic from guys, are you secret service

[GreekStein]

once more, let me put it a tamer way. shattered walking through town after a workout. attempted to look cool buy hitting the bin, a small piece of the wrapper floated to the ground. being a tidy person i was about to pick it up when two imposing, pretty, young police ladies took the huff. i was tired and in no mood,but when they gave me the old attitude my demeanor changed. i was hoping this story would highlight the fact, that they were out of shape. and in some twisted fashion they may even have been motivated by my insolence. thats the boring way of telling it.. i shall concider myself censored. i shall try and dumb/ tone down my posts(thats if i get the chance to make any more) and be more conciderate. i shall concider myself told... nothing againt women as long as they know there place(yes thats a joke) and where you get that pic, good damn i look good. my name is neil rutter
hope this helps

You were about to pick it up? Hmm doubt it, they wouldn't have jumped down your throat if so.

i shall try and dumb down my posts

No need, really. They are dumb enough already.

[thetank]

I thought OP was awesome and you should crack on with whatever.

[TheChipPrince]

Dickus for mod?   

[lazaroonie]

was trying to post something witty but got this message.


Warning - while you were typing bigusdikus was spouting more shite. You may wish to review your post. or maybe not

brilliant strategy by the blonde management this, to employ such an obvious troll...the place is almost interesting again....

[thetank]

No really, I love it.

If someone told me this story in the pub after a couple of pints I'd probably be laughing.

Not quite sure what role the title "time of the month" has to add to the proceedings, but all the best writers leave you with a bit of wonder so they do.

[Dingdell]

Oh I can't be bothered - so much to say but life is too short.