time of the month

[bigusdikus]

4/6 i'll be off by the end of the week
interesting

[GreekStein]

4/6 i'll be off by the end of the week
interesting

Can't get that price anymore bud.

You're 2/5 now.

[thetank]

I'm going to miss your love the minute you walk out that door.

[bigusdikus]

i imagine some of you are taking the piss, some of you are maybe giving me back handed compliments. because i am new, can you dumb it down for me, please

[Claw75]

i imagine some of you are taking the piss, some of you are maybe giving me back handed compliments. because i am new, can you dumb it down for me, please

a minute ago you demanded intelligent responses, now you want us to dumb down?

[Girgy85]

I agree with OP's point about people not doing the jobs they are hired to do! Its hard enough trying to find work these days! You hear people moaning about their job and how they hate it ect but still they keep doing half a job when there is people wanting to work harder but not getting a fair crack!

[bigusdikus]

i'm confused,but anyhoo if i am 2/5 to booted off, does that mean i'm 3/1 to stay

[Claw75]

i'm confused,but anyhoo if i am 2/5 to booted off, does that mean i'm 3/1 to stay

[ ] yes

[thetank]

i imagine some of you are taking the piss, some of you are maybe giving me back handed compliments. because i am new, can you dumb it down for me, please

dude you have self esteem issues.

I want your babies and you think it's a level... jeez

[kinboshi]

Oh I can't be bothered - so much to say but life is too short.

Especially when you spend so much of it in lifts.

[bigusdikus]

mods, can you tell me on a scale of 1-10,or in poker terms, eg a royal flush means i'm a gonner, a pair of sixes means i'm safe,etc.it will help me place my bet

[bigusdikus]

is anyone ready for another retro post

[Ginger]

Now lets look at it from the other side.

Two police women working in a town.

Trying to cope with the snappy February weather as well as having to wear a load of kit, stab vests, extra clothes etc, our gaze falls across macho Mr 'macho' Man, thinking he's all that while eating pies in his shell suit that looks like its fresh from Liverpool docks, so full of himself is he that he thinks he can do the old dunking shot into a nearby waste bin, and to their amusement he misses. Now, there is enforcement that states that litter louts have to be pulled up, given spot fines and so on, but thankfully it looks like the guy is not so much of a prat after all, he's bending down to pick up his litter. We're relieved at this, as we don't really like dealing with these types of prats. But, it's our job and sadly we must if needed.

Oh no, what's happened, macho guy has stopped once he's seen us, what is he doing? We both are praying that we don't actually have to go and talk to him, more paperwork, FOL.

We'll do the folding arm thing, then he'll realise we've seen him, and hopefully that'll be the end of it... oh sod it, he's walking away, no we'll have to speak to the damn fool. FOL +2

"Excuse me Sir..." we tell him what we've seen, we tell him what the law allows us to do, but Mr Pieman thinks he's a hard man now, he's going to tell us what is going to happen. Shit, we really don't need this, deal with drunks all evening, out in the freezing cold and now we have to deal with idiots in the high street too. We just don't get paid enough for this.

By the time we've listened to the poor deranged fool, the littler has blown away. No need to inform this guy though, we can get a little mileage now from him and it'll give us something to talk about over a brew later. All of a sudden he makes this little run down the high street, shell suit flapping in the wind....

Do we really need to still speak to him and waste more of our lives, hell no, let him think he has one little victory this year.

[GreekStein]

is anyone ready for another retro post

Who pointed you in Blonde's direction?

Btw you just flopped back to back royal flushes imo

[thetank]

Now lets look at it from the other side.

Two police women working in a town.

Trying to cope with the snappy February weather as well as having to wear a load of kit, stab vests, extra clothes etc, our gaze falls across macho Mr 'macho' Man, thinking he's all that while eating pies in his shell suit that looks like its fresh from Liverpool docks, so full of himself is he that he thinks he can do the old dunking shot into a nearby waste bin, and to their amusement he misses. Now, there is enforcement that states that litter louts have to be pulled up, given spot fines and so on, but thankfully it looks like the guy is not so much of a prat after all, he's bending down to pick up his litter. We're relieved at this, as we don't really like dealing with these types of prats. But, it's our job and sadly we must if needed.

Oh no, what's happened, macho guy has stopped once he's seen us, what is he doing? We both are praying that we don't actually have to go and talk to him, more paperwork, FOL.

We'll do the folding arm thing, then he'll realise we've seen him, and hopefully that'll be the end of it... oh sod it, he's walking away, no we'll have to speak to the damn fool. FOL +2

"Excuse me Sir..." we tell him what we've seen, we tell him what the law allows us to do, but Mr Pieman thinks he's a hard man now, he's going to tell us what is going to happen. Shit, we really don't need this, deal with drunks all evening, out in the freezing cold and now we have to deal with idiots in the high street too. We just don't get paid enough for this.

By the time we've listened to the poor deranged fool, the littler has blown away. No need to inform this guy though, we can get a little mileage now from him and it'll give us something to talk about over a brew with three sugars and lashings of doughnuts or GB equivalent popular dough based snack such as a couple of yum yums later. All of a sudden he makes this little run down the high street, shell suit flapping in the wind....

Do we really need to still speak to him and waste more of our lives, hell no, let him think he has one little victory this year.

fyp