time of the month

[Ginger]

Now lets look at it from the other side.

Two police women working in a town.

Trying to cope with the snappy February weather as well as having to wear a load of kit, stab vests, extra clothes etc, our gaze falls across macho Mr 'macho' Man, thinking he's all that while eating pies in his shell suit that looks like its fresh from Liverpool docks, so full of himself is he that he thinks he can do the old dunking shot into a nearby waste bin, and to their amusement he misses. Now, there is enforcement that states that litter louts have to be pulled up, given spot fines and so on, but thankfully it looks like the guy is not so much of a prat after all, he's bending down to pick up his litter. We're relieved at this, as we don't really like dealing with these types of prats. But, it's our job and sadly we must if needed.

Oh no, what's happened, macho guy has stopped once he's seen us, what is he doing? We both are praying that we don't actually have to go and talk to him, more paperwork, FOL.

We'll do the folding arm thing, then he'll realise we've seen him, and hopefully that'll be the end of it... oh sod it, he's walking away, no we'll have to speak to the damn fool. FOL +2

"Excuse me Sir..." we tell him what we've seen, we tell him what the law allows us to do, but Mr Pieman thinks he's a hard man now, he's going to tell us what is going to happen. Shit, we really don't need this, deal with drunks all evening, out in the freezing cold and now we have to deal with idiots in the high street too. We just don't get paid enough for this.

By the time we've listened to the poor deranged fool, the littler has blown away. No need to inform this guy though, we can get a little mileage now from him and it'll give us something to talk about over a brew with three sugars and lashings of doughnuts or GB equivalent popular dough based snack such as a couple of yum yums later. All of a sudden he makes this little run down the high street, shell suit flapping in the wind....

Do we really need to still speak to him and waste more of our lives, hell no, let him think he has one little victory this year.

fyp

Ah, missed that, many thanks xx

[kinboshi]

Now lets look at it from the other side.

Two police women working in a town.

Trying to cope with the snappy February weather as well as having to wear a load of kit, stab vests, extra clothes etc, our gaze falls across macho Mr 'macho' Man, thinking he's all that while eating pies in his shell suit that looks like its fresh from Liverpool docks, so full of himself is he that he thinks he can do the old dunking shot into a nearby waste bin, and to their amusement he misses. Now, there is enforcement that states that litter louts have to be pulled up, given spot fines and so on, but thankfully it looks like the guy is not so much of a prat after all, he's bending down to pick up his litter. We're relieved at this, as we don't really like dealing with these types of prats. But, it's our job and sadly we must if needed.

Oh no, what's happened, macho guy has stopped once he's seen us, what is he doing? We both are praying that we don't actually have to go and talk to him, more paperwork, FOL.

We'll do the folding arm thing, then he'll realise we've seen him, and hopefully that'll be the end of it... oh sod it, he's walking away, no we'll have to speak to the damn fool. FOL +2

"Excuse me Sir..." we tell him what we've seen, we tell him what the law allows us to do, but Mr Pieman thinks he's a hard man now, he's going to tell us what is going to happen. Shit, we really don't need this, deal with drunks all evening, out in the freezing cold and now we have to deal with idiots in the high street too. We just don't get paid enough for this.

By the time we've listened to the poor deranged fool, the littler has blown away. No need to inform this guy though, we can get a little mileage now from him and it'll give us something to talk about over a brew later. All of a sudden he makes this little run down the high street, shell suit flapping in the wind....

Do we really need to still speak to him and waste more of our lives, hell no, let him think he has one little victory this year.

This is like the film Vantage Point.  I wonder if there'll be another installment, maybe from a passer-by, or maybe the pie-man who could see the incident unravel.

[bigusdikus]

ginger you are very imaginative, you are also off the mark, don't do shell suits, if you or any of the other members were in my company, you would find me polite,well mannered and a few superlatives that i may include at a later date
f me can't get a post in sideways

[RED-DOG]

Bigus, is your name a spoonerism?

I think Bigus Dickus was a character from "The Life of Brian"

[boldie]

ginger you are very imaginative, you are also off the mark, don't do shell suits, if you or any of the other members were in my company, you would find me polite,well mannered and a few superlatives that i may include at a later date
f me can't get a post in sideways

don't worry about Ginger...it's probably just the...erm...I refer you to the title of the thread.

[Rod Paradise]

Bigus, is your name a spoonerism?

I think Bigus Dickus was a character from "The Life of Brian"

Did Red just do a Dell?   

[kinboshi]

Bigus, is your name a spoonerism?

I think Bigus Dickus was a character from "The Life of Brian"

Did Red just do a Dell?   

Looks like it.

[Claw75]

Bigus, is your name a spoonerism?

I think Bigus Dickus was a character from "The Life of Brian"

Did Red just do a Dell?   

I believe so - I refer the hon gentleman to my post on an earlier thread.....


http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=42518.0

[Alverton]

Now lets look at it from the other side.

Two police women working in a town.

Trying to cope with the snappy February weather as well as having to wear a load of kit, stab vests, extra clothes etc, our gaze falls across macho Mr 'macho' Man, thinking he's all that while eating pies in his shell suit that looks like its fresh from Liverpool docks, so full of himself is he that he thinks he can do the old dunking shot into a nearby waste bin, and to their amusement he misses. Now, there is enforcement that states that litter louts have to be pulled up, given spot fines and so on, but thankfully it looks like the guy is not so much of a prat after all, he's bending down to pick up his litter. We're relieved at this, as we don't really like dealing with these types of prats. But, it's our job and sadly we must if needed.

Oh no, what's happened, macho guy has stopped once he's seen us, what is he doing? We both are praying that we don't actually have to go and talk to him, more paperwork, FOL.

We'll do the folding arm thing, then he'll realise we've seen him, and hopefully that'll be the end of it... oh sod it, he's walking away, no we'll have to speak to the damn fool. FOL +2

"Excuse me Sir..." we tell him what we've seen, we tell him what the law allows us to do, but Mr Pieman thinks he's a hard man now, he's going to tell us what is going to happen. Shit, we really don't need this, deal with drunks all evening, out in the freezing cold and now we have to deal with idiots in the high street too. We just don't get paid enough for this.

By the time we've listened to the poor deranged fool, the littler has blown away. No need to inform this guy though, we can get a little mileage now from him and it'll give us something to talk about over a brew later. All of a sudden he makes this little run down the high street, shell suit flapping in the wind....

Do we really need to still speak to him and waste more of our lives, hell no, let him think he has one little victory this year.

I like this post, more than i can say about the original post.





That is all.

[bigusdikus]

mods, is it worth giving you a preview before i post, then you can decide if the people are ready for it???

[kinboshi]

mods, is it worth giving you a preview before i post, then you can decide if the people are ready for it???

We're ready for it.

[Ginger]

you are also off the mark

For once, I honestly hope I am.

[RED-DOG]

Bigus, is your name a spoonerism?

I think Bigus Dickus was a character from "The Life of Brian"

Did Red just do a Dell?   

I believe so - I refer the hon gentleman to my post on an earlier thread.....


http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=42518.0

 

[Rod Paradise]

my name is neil rutter
hope this helps

yes.  thank you.

For Red (ps I didn't get the spoonerism gag until Neil's real name was posted either).

[bigusdikus]

ok i'll find one, pm you, who would like to cencor my next retro post?