FML, I am in the Colonies !

[boldie]

brilliant havn't laughed so much at a post for ages....superb. cant believe your complaining about that quality view m8.... better not say much more till i see my hotel in leeds tomorrow lol

The thing is...it's probably the best view in Aberdeen!

[dino1980]

If anyone ever does decide to come to Aberdeen to play poker I can definitely reccomend the City Wharf Apartments, about 3 mins walk from the G Casino, £60 a night Saturday/Sunday (£105 during the week i believe). I've got a lounge and a kitchen so much less soul destroying than a hotel. FYL Kev, see you tomorrow at the G.

[The Admiral]

amazing kev .  you  get scottish money in scotland. simply amazing.

as for the receptionist with the halloween mask ,thats ironsides latest conquest.

[Colchester Kev]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cashed 3rd in the Nash game, it paid my bar bill and leaves me enough to be freerolling the weekend weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[thetank]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cashed 3rd in the Nash game, it paid my bar bill and leaves me enough to be freerolling the weekend weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

well done

How did Laz get on?

[Ironside]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cashed 3rd in the Nash game, it paid my bar bill and leaves me enough to be freerolling the weekend weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

well done

How did Laz get on?

bubble

meanwhile the early exits both made more than 2.5 times the money kev did

FHL

[julian]

kev,
i'd like see a selection of deep fried delights if at all possible pls.
tyvm

[Sheriff Fatman]

Let's look at this from the other side......

Wee woman working reception in the travel lodge in Aberdeen:


"FML I've got the Friday afternoon shift, now instead of just the roughnecks off the rigs, all horned up and gagging for a bevvy, I'll have a few teuchter's from the wilds of Scotland like Elgin coming to the 'Big City' to get pissed/stoned/laid. At least they'll not be arriving for a while and I can get things prepared for them."

Door opens - in walks a big balding bloke, one eye going for the messages, the other bringing home the change. Kind of like a cross between:



and



"Fuck's sake I think it's trying to speak!!"

'Awight treacle, ow's it going, wanna check me in sharpish so I can get up the apple and pears to me room to get off me plates, get a quick kip, maybe a J Arthur & then get ready to meet me china Ironsides? the name's Shepherd.'

"Right, I caught none of that beyond Shepherd, let's have a look, OK, he's booked in (I want to cry now), well he's obviously some kind of care in the community case who cannae speak the language, we can give him the wrecked room, less for him to nick. Only problem is the early check in fee, if he complains gracefully I'll maybe waive it."

"OK Sir, I'm sorry but there's a £10 charge for checking in early."

'You're avin a giraffe incha? All the way up the Frog from Lahdahn, on that plane with me farmer Giles giving me gip & you want a tenner to let me check in early? Bloody Sweaties!!'

"Right I caught that, he's a sassenach, fuck waiving the fee."

"Sorry Sir it's company policy, I don't make the rules".

'Awight then, it's a load of pony, but I'll cough for it, need a bit of shuteye before I meet Ironsides for a ruby & then he said we're off for the 'karaoke', some place called the Sheep Farm - better be good."

Kev goes up the stairs, wee woman calls in sick for the weekend.

Just read this - sides still hurting.  Thanks Rod.

[810ofclubs]

epic tread, this has confirmed my gd choice bout playin walsall next week instead!

[tikay]

epic tread, this has confirmed my gd choice bout playin walsall next week instead!

Hi Toby,

There are some comments about you on my Diary thread, pages 925 & 926, here.....

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=25486.13860#top


See this, too - some great pics of you at the very start of the photo-montage. Use the Slide-view icon, top right, the pictures are MUCH better, & bigger, in that format.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=42599.0

[Colchester Kev]

This is why I am here http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=42617.0

Join me from 6pm.

[Colchester Kev]

Just having a butchers through the wallet to see what damage occurred last night, was pleasantly surprised... but .... WTF is it with Scottish bank notes...


I had 3 x £5 notes every single one is different , and 5 x £20 notes ... again ALL different !

I think people were winding me up last night saying that the "Jack Nicklaus" fiver was worth a fortune, I must remember to google it.

[booder]

Is that Meatloaf on the top fiver?

[Dewi_cool]

Blatant I have £115 brag post imo

[cambo]

Blatant I have £115 brag post imo

lol