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« on: July 06, 2009, 09:43:12 PM » |
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Someone I know posted this link on facebook, and I thought I'd share it here. This is a practice version of the 'life in the United Kingdom citizenship test' that people looking to become British Citizens have to pass (75%). The questions aren't what I was expecting at all. I failed  www.ukcitizenshiptest.co.uk |
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EvilPie
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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2009, 09:53:11 PM » |
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7 / 24
Send me back where I came from imo.
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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KarmaDope
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2009, 09:54:14 PM » |
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14/24
Wonder if anybody on here will pass...
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gatso
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2009, 09:55:02 PM » |
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12/24. probs makes me scottish
I have to disagree with the one about going to hospital though
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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2009, 09:55:10 PM » |
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I sure passed
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AndrewT
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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2009, 09:55:26 PM » |
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15/24
Bear in mind if you take the actual test you get to revise from the little book.
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TightEnd
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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2009, 09:57:26 PM » |
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11/24
a genuine struggle, and very stupid questions
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By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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jakally
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« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2009, 09:59:10 PM » |
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14/24 - trying to understand the relevance of most of it. Can't.
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boldie
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« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2009, 09:59:28 PM » |
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I would fail as well if I took it.
Mainly because the questions are wrong though;
In which TWO of the following places does the European Parliament meet??
A London
B Strassbourg
C Paris,
Oh really?
I selected B only
Answer is; Incorrect. The correct answers were B Strasbourg and D Brussels. Information on this topic can be found on page 53 of the 'Life in the United Kingdom: A Journey to Citizenship Handbook.
no option D given...that's one way to keep the foreigners out, I guess.
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« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2009, 10:01:00 PM » |
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I would fail as well if I took it.
Mainly because the questions are wrong though;
In which TWO of the following places does the European Parliament meet??
A London
B Strassbourg
C Paris,
Oh really?
I selected B only
Answer is; Incorrect. The correct answers were B Strasbourg and D Brussels. Information on this topic can be found on page 53 of the 'Life in the United Kingdom: A Journey to Citizenship Handbook.
no option D given...that's one way to keep the foreigners out, I guess.
I got an option D, one of the ones I actually got right. |
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TightEnd
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« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2009, 10:01:55 PM » |
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Boldie got the "fuck not another German" mock test
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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ChipRich
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« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2009, 10:02:09 PM » |
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i sure as hell passed.
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Rookie (Rodney)
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« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2009, 10:03:12 PM » |
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i sure as hell passed.
gtfo the country then. |
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boldie
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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2009, 10:03:25 PM » |
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I would fail as well if I took it.
Mainly because the questions are wrong though;
In which TWO of the following places does the European Parliament meet??
A London
B Strassbourg
C Paris,
Oh really?
I selected B only
Answer is; Incorrect. The correct answers were B Strasbourg and D Brussels. Information on this topic can be found on page 53 of the 'Life in the United Kingdom: A Journey to Citizenship Handbook.
no option D given...that's one way to keep the foreigners out, I guess.
I got an option D, one of the ones I actually got right. they must be able to sense that I'm a foreigner |
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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kinboshi
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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2009, 10:03:47 PM » |
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11/24, and a lot of them were guesses. FARCE (got the ones about religion and speed limits right though  ) |
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