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« Reply #780 on: December 03, 2009, 09:32:46 PM »

Im confused

Pint of Guinness = 210 Calories

So 10 Pints of Guinness = 2100 Calories

As many of you can vouch for, when I consume 10 pints of Guinness im not full of energy, Im pretty fucked.

how many in a bottle of bud? I'm currently getting smashed while watching this holbrook character spiel his shit!!

FFS lay off the Bud!

2 reasons; 1, It's piss.

2; Have you seen Americans lately? I thought you wanted to lose weight?
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« Reply #781 on: December 03, 2009, 09:35:38 PM »

Im confused

Pint of Guinness = 210 Calories

So 10 Pints of Guinness = 2100 Calories

As many of you can vouch for, when I consume 10 pints of Guinness im not full of energy, Im pretty fucked.

how many in a bottle of bud? I'm currently getting smashed while watching this holbrook character spiel his shit!!

About 250. Same as a bag of nuts Wink
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« Reply #782 on: December 03, 2009, 09:58:22 PM »

Im confused

Pint of Guinness = 210 Calories

So 10 Pints of Guinness = 2100 Calories

As many of you can vouch for, when I consume 10 pints of Guinness im not full of energy, Im pretty fucked.


how many in a bottle of bud? I'm currently getting smashed while watching this holbrook character spiel his shit!!

About 250. Same as a bag of nuts Wink


ffs got sum work to do in gym then!!
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« Reply #783 on: December 03, 2009, 11:49:34 PM »

Im confused

Pint of Guinness = 210 Calories

So 10 Pints of Guinness = 2100 Calories

As many of you can vouch for, when I consume 10 pints of Guinness im not full of energy, Im pretty fucked.

how many in a bottle of bud? I'm currently getting smashed while watching this holbrook character spiel his shit!!

About 250. Same as a bag of nuts Wink

I had a back of dry roasted in the Pelican
Then I realised my car boot was wide open.

[  ] My new car keys arent prone to accidents
[  ] It was the right pub to do that in
[  ] They took stuff
[X] They thought it was a set up for 'Roughest pubs in Notts'
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« Reply #784 on: December 04, 2009, 12:40:36 AM »

Must be pissed! Been singing on karaoke!

Blasted out some wonderwall and the drugs dont work!
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« Reply #785 on: December 04, 2009, 09:22:29 AM »

Must be pissed! Been singing on karaoke!

Blasted out some wonderwall and the drugs dont work!

Some more karoke choices for you:

LL Cool J - Niggy Nuts
Ben Folds - Bitch Went Nuts
E Eazy - Gimme That Nut
The Fratellis - Got Ma Nuts from a Hippie
Madness - Tarzan's Nuts
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« Reply #786 on: December 04, 2009, 10:44:53 AM »

FML

Car wont start this morning! Sick of things fcking up! Just feel like i wanna eat shit all day!
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« Reply #787 on: December 04, 2009, 10:58:46 AM »

FML

Car wont start this morning! Sick of things fcking up! Just feel like i wanna eat shit all day!

Scat is always fun mate, but after youve gagged and been sick dont fill up on any bad foods.
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« Reply #788 on: December 04, 2009, 11:07:51 AM »

walking ftw m8

and dont eat shite eat some fruit m8 think of vegas FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #789 on: December 04, 2009, 11:08:23 AM »

FML

Car wont start this morning! Sick of things fcking up! Just feel like i wanna eat shit all day!

Scat is always fun mate, but after youve gagged and been sick dont fill up on any bad foods.

lololol

Why does your car not working make you wanna eat rubbish tho Griggers? Why not use that aggression in the gym?
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« Reply #790 on: December 04, 2009, 11:13:54 AM »

FML

Car wont start this morning! Sick of things fcking up! Just feel like i wanna eat shit all day!

Scat is always fun mate, but after youve gagged and been sick dont fill up on any bad foods.

lololol

Why does your car not working make you wanna eat rubbish tho Griggers? Why not use that aggression in the gym?

How do i get to the gym? How will taking agression out at the gym get my car fixed?

Im not really gonna eat shit!
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« Reply #791 on: December 04, 2009, 11:15:17 AM »

FML

Car wont start this morning! Sick of things fcking up! Just feel like i wanna eat shit all day!

Scat is always fun mate, but after youve gagged and been sick dont fill up on any bad foods.

lololol

Why does your car not working make you wanna eat rubbish tho Griggers? Why not use that aggression in the gym?

How do i get to the gym? How will taking agression out at the gym get my car fixed?

Im not really gonna eat shit!

How will eating cake all day fix your car?
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« Reply #792 on: December 04, 2009, 11:23:18 AM »

FML

Car wont start this morning! Sick of things fcking up! Just feel like i wanna eat shit all day!

Scat is always fun mate, but after youve gagged and been sick dont fill up on any bad foods.

lololol

Why does your car not working make you wanna eat rubbish tho Griggers? Why not use that aggression in the gym?

How do i get to the gym? How will taking agression out at the gym get my car fixed?

Im not really gonna eat shit!

How will eating cake all day fix your car?

Ive just fixed it! no need for cake now!
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« Reply #793 on: December 04, 2009, 11:25:19 AM »

FML

Car wont start this morning! Sick of things fcking up! Just feel like i wanna eat shit all day!

Scat is always fun mate, but after youve gagged and been sick dont fill up on any bad foods.

lololol

Why does your car not working make you wanna eat rubbish tho Griggers? Why not use that aggression in the gym?

How do i get to the gym? How will taking agression out at the gym get my car fixed?

Im not really gonna eat shit!

How will eating cake all day fix your car?

Ive just fixed it! no need for cake now!

Reward yourself with a treat.

I'm off to the fancy dress shop.
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« Reply #794 on: December 05, 2009, 01:46:12 PM »

Sorry about lack of update....

Had a good session in the gym on thursday as i had the day off work. I did 45 minutes on the treadmill and also some weights. Then had a swim and finished off in the steam room.


Thursday 3rd December

Breakfast 11.30am

Scrambled Eggs and beans on Toast
(2 eggs/2 yolks, half tin beans on 2 slices of wholemeal toast/no butter)

Tea 5.00pm


Steak
Boiled Potatoes
Veg (sprouts and sweede/carrot)

Drinks

2 bottles of Coke Zero and quite a few bud's and some spirits.
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