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« Reply #870 on: January 13, 2011, 07:56:50 PM »

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« Reply #871 on: January 13, 2011, 08:04:37 PM »


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« Reply #872 on: January 13, 2011, 08:07:18 PM »


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« Reply #873 on: January 13, 2011, 09:34:03 PM »

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« Reply #874 on: January 13, 2011, 09:34:22 PM »

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« Reply #875 on: January 13, 2011, 10:10:52 PM »

Now come on guys, you don't want to ruin the poor bloke's reputation.

Or Girgy's for that matter.
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« Reply #876 on: January 13, 2011, 10:17:09 PM »

Now come on guys, you don't want to ruin the poor bloke's reputation.

Or Girgy's for that matter.

Come on girgy you tart

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« Reply #877 on: January 13, 2011, 10:54:06 PM »

Now come on guys, you don't want to ruin the poor bloke's reputation.

Or Girgy's for that matter.

Come on girgy you tart

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« Reply #878 on: January 14, 2011, 12:18:43 AM »




ffs this is a slow roll

[ ]Pay Girgy £10 for the fair
[ ] Suck him off get the fair for free


Let the females pick what they would do
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« Reply #879 on: January 14, 2011, 12:40:58 AM »

tbh he is at work

lets just hope its worth the wait
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« Reply #880 on: January 14, 2011, 12:41:28 AM »

Well there was this One time in bandcamp around 3 months ago....

I'd taken this bird home a few times she had always shared her taxi  but this night she was alone.

So I got to her flat and she paid up her fare (hmmm I bet ur thinking why did she pay as they usually have no money right?)

She's a bit of an alky always pissed when I picked her up!

So she comes right out and says "Your cute for a big lad aren't you"

Before I could mutter a thank you she comes right out with " wanna come in and f*** me?"

I tried to stammer a response but she quickly apologised for asking me.

She then lead forward and asked me for a kiss so I gave her a quick pash to keep her happy! Obv had jobs waiting or as amatay would say I might of gone in and rumped her!











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« Reply #881 on: January 14, 2011, 01:06:22 AM »

Well there was this One time in bandcamp around 3 months ago....

I'd taken this bird home a few times she had always shared her taxi  but this night she was alone.

So I got to her flat and she paid up her fare (hmmm I bet ur thinking why did she pay as they usually have no money right?)

She's a bit of an alky always pissed when I picked her up!

So she comes right out and says "Your cute for a big lad aren't you"

Before I could mutter a thank you she comes right out with " wanna come in and f*** me?"

I tried to stammer a response but she quickly apologised for asking me.

She then lead forward and asked me for a kiss so I gave her a quick pash to keep her happy! Obv had jobs waiting or as amatay would say I might of gone in and rumped her!



gtfo you are a disgrace to males ffs fuck the other jobs, 10 mins!! quick bang bang thank you mam and leave or get  her number send her a pic of your shit cock and say you will be back soon!!
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« Reply #882 on: January 14, 2011, 01:13:33 AM »

Rhodesy ur right I'm a disgrace! She did get my number from another driver a few days later and we exchanged a few texts but I bottled it!
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« Reply #883 on: January 14, 2011, 01:23:54 AM »

Rhodesy ur right I'm a disgrace! She did get my number from another driver a few days later and we exchanged a few texts but I bottled it!


i thought you were 28 not 13
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« Reply #884 on: January 14, 2011, 01:29:27 AM »

Rhodesy ur right I'm a disgrace! She did get my number from another driver a few days later and we exchanged a few texts but I bottled it!


i thought you were 28 not 13

Well I'm 27 n half actually but I've never been confident with the ladies!

I did ask mouth out on a date tho but she refused as she said I live too far away!

One thing I would like to do in 2011 as well as losing weight would be to find a girlfriend! I think my old man must be the oldest guy on the planet without grand kids!!
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