poker news
blondepedia
card room
tournament schedule
uk results
galleries
Welcome,
Guest
. Please
login
or
register
.
April 28, 2024, 11:05:13 PM
1 Hour
1 Day
1 Week
1 Month
Forever
Login with username, password and session length
Search:
Advanced search
Order through Amazon and help blonde Poker
2272618
Posts in
66755
Topics by
16946
Members
Latest Member:
KobeTaylor
blonde poker forum
Community Forums
The Lounge
Joke!!
0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.
« previous
next »
Pages:
1
...
4
5
6
7
[
8
]
9
10
11
12
...
95
Author
Topic: Joke!! (Read 311877 times)
henrik777
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 2667
Re: Joke!!
«
Reply #105 on:
February 15, 2010, 07:10:21 PM »
I read a book about the digestive system.
The ending was shit.
Sandy
Logged
sovietsong
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 8497
Re: Joke!!
«
Reply #106 on:
February 15, 2010, 07:54:03 PM »
Quote from: bobAlike on February 15, 2010, 04:10:01 PM
I have a new chat up line that works everytime. it doesn't matter how gorgeous and out of my league they are, it's a winner & I always end up in bed with them.............. ' Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like cloroform to you?'
If its chat up lines your after....
'you've got a kind face.... the kind i'd like to *** all over!!'
Logged
In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
pokerfan
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 5620
Re: Joke!!
«
Reply #107 on:
February 15, 2010, 08:04:16 PM »
The average bloke thinks about sex once every six tits.
Logged
http://twitter.com/#
!/@mally666
pokerfan
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 5620
Re: Joke!!
«
Reply #108 on:
February 15, 2010, 08:04:39 PM »
I just heard on the news that gangs are now using dogs instead of knives, I tried this and my toast was very hairy.
Logged
http://twitter.com/#
!/@mally666
EvilPie
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 14253
Re: Joke!!
«
Reply #109 on:
March 05, 2010, 04:24:25 PM »
I got mugged last night. 4 big blokes battered me. During the scuffle I did at least manage to knock one out.
..........Not the best time for a wank but I thought it may be my last.
Logged
Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
ACE2M
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 7841
Re: Joke!!
«
Reply #110 on:
March 05, 2010, 05:12:39 PM »
Quote from: EvilPie on March 05, 2010, 04:24:25 PM
I got mugged last night. 4 big blokes battered me. During the scuffle I did at least manage to knock one out.
..........Not the best time for a wank but I thought it may be my last.
chortle
Logged
HOLDorFOLD
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 2756
Re: Joke!!
«
Reply #111 on:
March 05, 2010, 05:46:19 PM »
Quote from: EvilPie on March 05, 2010, 04:24:25 PM
I got mugged last night. 4 big blokes battered me. During the scuffle I did at least manage to knock one out.
..........Not the best time for a wank but I thought it may be my last.
thanks Matt, wiping tea of keyboard now. PMSL
Logged
“Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
bobAlike
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 5922
Re: Joke!!
«
Reply #112 on:
March 09, 2010, 01:34:46 PM »
I was enjoying a bit of anal sex with my girlfriend last night when she turned to me and said. "Hmm mmm mmhmphmm mm hmmph!"
Don't you just love Gaffer tape?
Logged
Ah! The element of surprise
MC
Super
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 6303
Re: Joke!!
«
Reply #113 on:
March 09, 2010, 02:06:26 PM »
A Jamaican pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name!
Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew".
Logged
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal"
http://www.atkinator.net
.....
@epitomised
EvilPie
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 14253
Re: Joke!!
«
Reply #114 on:
March 09, 2010, 02:55:35 PM »
Chuckle.
Logged
Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
MC
Super
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 6303
Re: Joke!!
«
Reply #115 on:
March 09, 2010, 03:53:52 PM »
Quote from: boldie on October 01, 2009, 03:35:02 PM
How to speak Geordie:
Now say these words.... as they are, without accent.
Ligature, Yeff, Gutter, Fierce, Lake, Appearer, Tets.
Or...
Look at you. You've got a face like a pair of tits.
LOL i like this
It's also impossible to say "beer can" without sounding like a Jamaican saying bacon
Logged
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal"
http://www.atkinator.net
.....
@epitomised
HOLDorFOLD
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 2756
Re: Joke!!
«
Reply #116 on:
March 09, 2010, 06:14:56 PM »
Man is lying in bed after sex with his new Thai bride. She keeps stroking his cock.
He says " Do you like my cock that much?"
She says "No, I just really miss mine"
Logged
“Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
sweet potata!
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 2561
Re: Joke!!
«
Reply #117 on:
March 09, 2010, 08:00:16 PM »
Quote from: HOLDorFOLD on March 09, 2010, 06:14:56 PM
Man is lying in bed after sex with his new Thai bride. She keeps stroking his cock.
He says " Do you like my cock that much?"
She says "No, I just really miss mine"
I'm probably going to rob that one on you , no hard feelings i hope.
Logged
bobAlike
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 5922
Re: Joke!!
«
Reply #118 on:
March 09, 2010, 08:02:53 PM »
I've just come out of the 'chippy' with a meat and potatoe pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage.
A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your f**king will power'
Logged
Ah! The element of surprise
Girgy85
Hero Member
Offline
Posts: 9507
Re: Joke!!
«
Reply #119 on:
March 09, 2010, 09:53:22 PM »
Paddy was in a bar with 5 of his friends, it was Paddys round so he went upto the bar.
" 6 pints of guiness please" said paddy to the barman.
Barman pulls paddy 6 pints of the black stuff and puts them on the bar.
"Would you like a tray for those Paddy?" said the barman.
"No thanks" replies Paddy "Dont you think ive got enough to carry!"
Logged
Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
Pages:
1
...
4
5
6
7
[
8
]
9
10
11
12
...
95
« previous
next »
Jump to:
Please select a destination:
-----------------------------
Poker Forums
-----------------------------
=> The Rail
===> past blonde Bashes
===> Best of blonde
=> Diaries and Blogs
=> Live Tournament Updates
=> Live poker
===> Live Tournament Staking
=> Internet Poker
===> Online Tournament Staking
=> Poker Hand Analysis
===> Learning Centre
-----------------------------
Community Forums
-----------------------------
=> The Lounge
=> Betting Tips and Sport Discussion
Loading...