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« Reply #1350 on: April 19, 2020, 11:07:19 PM »
Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty bodies.
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« Reply #1351 on: June 12, 2020, 09:40:38 AM »
I made a submarine out of polystyrene for my nephews science project, i thought i had played a blinder, but it didnt go down well
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.

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« Reply #1352 on: June 26, 2020, 03:01:24 PM »
My friend David has recently been the victim of ID theft. Now he’s just Dav.

Actually they caught the guy who did it, but he is no longer that person.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.

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« Reply #1353 on: June 26, 2020, 03:22:55 PM »
Our local swimming pool has re opened with social distancing.
There is no water in lanes 1,3 and 5.
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« Reply #1354 on: June 27, 2020, 06:45:53 PM »
I've just been asked if I can fix Cat Stevens' caravan.

Awning has broken.
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« Reply #1355 on: July 05, 2020, 10:05:40 AM »
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.

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« Reply #1356 on: July 17, 2020, 04:46:46 PM »
I was in the chemist today and a man started throwing bottles of Omega 3 at me.
I had a few cuts and bruises but they were only super fish oil.
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« Reply #1357 on: July 17, 2020, 04:47:39 PM »
We went past a what used to be a beautiful old Odeon cinema but now they've turned it into a multi-story car park.

It's wrong on so many levels.
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« Reply #1358 on: July 18, 2020, 11:46:51 AM »
50% of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo and enjoy it just as much.
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« Reply #1359 on: July 18, 2020, 12:24:57 PM »
Quote from: Simon Galloway on July 18, 2020, 11:46:51 AM
50% of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo and enjoy it just as much.

Lol 8/10
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« Reply #1360 on: July 18, 2020, 04:29:11 PM »
Quote from: Simon Galloway on July 18, 2020, 11:46:51 AM
50% of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo and enjoy it just as much.

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« Reply #1361 on: July 18, 2020, 06:30:58 PM »
And now the results from the musketeers football league:

4-1
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and 4-4.
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« Reply #1362 on: July 18, 2020, 08:51:09 PM »
I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man.

I've told him it's a corrector's item.
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« Reply #1363 on: July 18, 2020, 10:09:17 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 18, 2020, 08:51:09 PM
I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man.

I've told him it's a corrector's item.

I laughed
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« Reply #1364 on: July 21, 2020, 06:57:32 PM »
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Quote from: RED-DOG on July 18, 2020, 08:51:09 PM
I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man.

I've told him it's a corrector's item.

I laughed


Me too , I nearly cyied
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