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« Reply #1350 on: April 19, 2020, 11:07:19 PM » |
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Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little anty bodies.
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« Reply #1351 on: June 12, 2020, 09:40:38 AM » |
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I made a submarine out of polystyrene for my nephews science project, i thought i had played a blinder, but it didnt go down well
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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« Reply #1352 on: June 26, 2020, 03:01:24 PM » |
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My friend David has recently been the victim of ID theft. Now he’s just Dav.
Actually they caught the guy who did it, but he is no longer that person.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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« Reply #1353 on: June 26, 2020, 03:22:55 PM » |
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Our local swimming pool has re opened with social distancing.
There is no water in lanes 1,3 and 5.
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« Reply #1354 on: June 27, 2020, 06:45:53 PM » |
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I've just been asked if I can fix Cat Stevens' caravan.
Awning has broken.
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« Reply #1355 on: July 05, 2020, 10:05:40 AM » |
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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« Reply #1356 on: July 17, 2020, 04:46:46 PM » |
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I was in the chemist today and a man started throwing bottles of Omega 3 at me.
I had a few cuts and bruises but they were only super fish oil.
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« Reply #1357 on: July 17, 2020, 04:47:39 PM » |
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We went past a what used to be a beautiful old Odeon cinema but now they've turned it into a multi-story car park.
It's wrong on so many levels.
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« Reply #1358 on: July 18, 2020, 11:46:51 AM » |
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50% of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo and enjoy it just as much.
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« Reply #1359 on: July 18, 2020, 12:24:57 PM » |
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50% of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo and enjoy it just as much.
Lol 8/10 |
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« Reply #1360 on: July 18, 2020, 04:29:11 PM » |
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50% of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo and enjoy it just as much.
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Retired..... Not my problem anymore.
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« Reply #1361 on: July 18, 2020, 06:30:58 PM » |
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And now the results from the musketeers football league:
4-1
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and 4-4.
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« Reply #1362 on: July 18, 2020, 08:51:09 PM » |
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I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man.
I've told him it's a corrector's item.
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« Reply #1363 on: July 18, 2020, 10:09:17 PM » |
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I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man.
I've told him it's a corrector's item.
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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« Reply #1364 on: July 21, 2020, 06:57:32 PM » |
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I'm selling a limited edition bottle of Tippex to a Chinese man.
I've told him it's a corrector's item.
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