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« Reply #390 on: September 22, 2010, 04:19:41 PM » |
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How does that even look like lettuce?..what kind of shitty stuff does the BBC reporter eat?
Quite lol that the reporter dares to question the quality of police work in that one.
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« Reply #391 on: September 22, 2010, 10:37:53 PM » |
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« Reply #392 on: September 22, 2010, 11:30:01 PM » |
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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs that can play the piano?
Cleaver Dick
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #393 on: September 22, 2010, 11:34:54 PM » |
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« Reply #394 on: September 22, 2010, 11:35:22 PM » |
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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs that can play the piano?
Cleaver Dick
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« Reply #395 on: September 22, 2010, 11:54:56 PM » |
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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« Reply #396 on: November 09, 2010, 08:48:11 PM » |
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Dear members of blonde, i really need your advice for serious problem ! I suspected for some time now that the misses has been cheating. The usual signs; phone rings, if i answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot.. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight i hid outside behind the car when she came home she got out of some ones car and was buttoning her blouse and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the micra i noticed it... a hairline crack in the wing mirror.. Is that something I can glue or do I need to replace it . . . . ?
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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« Reply #397 on: November 09, 2010, 08:49:17 PM » |
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Better sent as a text but wanted to get the joke thread back to the top of the page where it belongs!!
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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« Reply #398 on: November 11, 2010, 02:36:29 PM » |
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The Sun: "Man sawed off two limbs to escape a fallen boiler is given a free boiler from company"
It's nice he got it for free, those boilers cost an arm and a leg!
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« Reply #399 on: November 11, 2010, 02:42:34 PM » |
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The Sun: "Man sawed off two limbs to escape a fallen boiler is given a free boiler from company"
It's nice he got it for free, those boilers cost an arm and a leg!
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« Reply #400 on: November 11, 2010, 04:23:09 PM » |
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Got this txted to me, made me chuckle thought i might share.
I went on Dragons Den the other night and showed them my dads old shotgun.
Peter Jones said "and what's your idea?"
I replied "It's a simple concept, you just put the money in the fuckin bag "
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« Reply #401 on: November 22, 2010, 12:29:00 PM » |
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My racing snail was not winning races any more, so I decided to remove his shell to make him more aerodynamic.
It didn't work. If anything it made him more sluggish.
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"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams
The secret to a happy life - "Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television." - Gore Vidal
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« Reply #402 on: November 22, 2010, 12:50:40 PM » |
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A Glesca burd walks into a dry cleaners and places a dress on the counter; "Ah'll come back ramorra efternin an pick it up".
"Come again?", says the assistant.
"Naw", she replies "this time its mayonnaise"
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« Reply #403 on: November 22, 2010, 03:50:51 PM » |
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My racing snail was not winning races any more, so I decided to remove his shell to make him more aerodynamic.
It didn't work. If anything it made him more sluggish.
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« Reply #404 on: November 22, 2010, 07:48:00 PM » |
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Take That have announced that they will be playing at Wembley next year........ Ive just put £20 on them to win 3-1.
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