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« Reply #495 on: April 18, 2011, 07:17:59 PM » |
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My mate David had his ID stolen the other day.
Can't get used to calling him Dav.
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« Reply #496 on: April 18, 2011, 07:21:21 PM » |
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with only 3 entries ,
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don't let all this stuff scare ya. its all a bit of fun
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« Reply #497 on: April 18, 2011, 09:00:19 PM » |
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with only 3 entries ,
this may be the last sheep quiz ever
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« Reply #498 on: April 21, 2011, 09:17:20 PM » |
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My son was sent home from school today for swearing.
I said to him, what did u say?..
He replied, the C word dad.
I said it wasn't clever was it?.
He replied no dad it was c**t..!
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« Reply #499 on: April 21, 2011, 10:06:08 PM » |
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A thief was caught after stealing some paintings from the Louvre in Paris, when his getaway van ran out of fuel.
Given bail at his first hearing, a reporter asked him on the steps of the courthouse how he forgot such a vital part of his plan.
"Simple," said the thief, "I had no Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh."
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When you get..........give. When you learn.......teach
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« Reply #500 on: April 22, 2011, 11:14:21 AM » |
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A thief was caught after stealing some paintings from the Louvre in Paris, when his getaway van ran out of fuel.
Given bail at his first hearing, a reporter asked him on the steps of the courthouse how he forgot such a vital part of his plan.
"Simple," said the thief, "I had no Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh."
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #501 on: April 23, 2011, 11:48:51 AM » |
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police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife they said
"is this your wife sir"
shocked i answered "yes"
they said " i'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus"
"i know but she has a lovely personality"
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its better that i have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
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« Reply #502 on: April 25, 2011, 06:23:57 PM » |
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Crap, my 3 year old has figured out how to open the fridge.
We'll have to find somewhere else to keep him now.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #503 on: May 06, 2011, 09:47:39 PM » |
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Before this week very few people knew Faisalabad, similarly with Islamabad and Faisalabad. But we've known Westhamabad for most of the season.
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Tikay - "He has a proven track record in business, he is articulate, intelligent, & presents his cases well"
Claw75 - "Mantis is not only a blonde legend he's also very easy on the eye"
Outragous76 - "a really nice certainly intelligent guy"
taximan007 & Girgy85 & Celtic & Laxie - <3 Mantis
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« Reply #504 on: May 06, 2011, 11:46:57 PM » |
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Footballist prick! Ban IMO  |
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".....and then I spent 2 hours talking with Stu which blew my mind.........."
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« Reply #505 on: May 07, 2011, 10:03:17 AM » |
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A royal wedding, 4 days off work , Man U getting beat and Bin Laden shot dead. Carlsberg don't normally do bank holidays but they did this one.
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« Reply #506 on: May 07, 2011, 10:59:17 AM » |
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monkey is sat up a tree when she feels something at the back of her. she looks round to see a horny mouse trying to give her one. oi she shouts and the mouse runs off. "dirty little mouse she thinks so off she swings after the it. eventually she catches up with the mouse and its round the back of the elephant giving the elephant one. monkey shouts down to the elephant put despite its rather large ears the elephant is deaf. to get the elephants attention she throws down a coconut and it hits the elephant on the head. the only reaction is the elephant lets out a "uuuff". monkey throws 3 more coconuts down on the elephants head. "uuuff uuuff uuuff" but still no reaction from the dumb elephant so down she swings to the mouse. "oi mouse what do you think your game is?" the mouse replies "get lost monkey you prude. Cant you hear the elephant is enjoying this"
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[ ] ept title
[ ] wpt title
[ ] wsop braclet
[X] mickey mouse hoodies
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« Reply #507 on: May 07, 2011, 11:01:45 AM » |
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monkey is sat up a tree when she feels something at the back of her. she looks round to see a horny mouse trying to give her one. oi she shouts and the mouse runs off. "dirty little mouse she thinks so off she swings after the it. eventually she catches up with the mouse and its round the back of the elephant giving the elephant one. monkey shouts down to the elephant put despite its rather large ears the elephant is deaf. to get the elephants attention she throws down a coconut and it hits the elephant on the head. the only reaction is the elephant lets out a "uuuff". monkey throws 3 more coconuts down on the elephants head. "uuuff uuuff uuuff" but still no reaction from the dumb elephant so down she swings to the mouse. "oi mouse what do you think your game is?" the mouse replies "get lost monkey you prude. Cant you hear the elephant is enjoying this"
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #508 on: May 07, 2011, 05:10:37 PM » |
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I hate being bi-polar. It's fantastic.
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Claw75 - "Mantis is not only a blonde legend he's also very easy on the eye"
Outragous76 - "a really nice certainly intelligent guy"
taximan007 & Girgy85 & Celtic & Laxie - <3 Mantis
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« Reply #509 on: May 07, 2011, 05:15:57 PM » |
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I hate being bi-polar. It's fantastic.
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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