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« Reply #510 on: May 09, 2011, 05:28:58 PM » |
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I hate being bi-polar. It's fantastic.
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« Reply #511 on: May 09, 2011, 07:07:25 PM » |
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An English cat called One Two Three and a French cat called Une Deux Trois had a race to see which of them could swim the channel fastest. One two three won because Une Deux Trois Cattre Cinq.
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« Reply #512 on: May 20, 2011, 11:59:10 AM » |
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Anyone have any luck with Olympic Stadium tickets?
I did, I got 55,000 for West Ham v Doncaster
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It's more about the winning than the winnings
5 November 2012 - Kinboshi says "Best post ever on blonde thumbs up"
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« Reply #513 on: May 21, 2011, 09:33:22 PM » |
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Exclusive internet movie about super injunctions to be released soon :-
Saving Ryans Privates
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« Reply #514 on: May 23, 2011, 06:26:55 PM » |
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Imogen Thomas has launched a singing career to play down speculation of having an affair with a premiership footballer. She's currently doing Giggs in Manchester.
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #515 on: May 23, 2011, 10:37:19 PM » |
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Imogen Thomas has launched a singing career to play down speculation of having an affair with a premiership footballer. She's currently doing Giggs in Manchester.
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« Reply #516 on: May 24, 2011, 12:50:09 AM » |
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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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« Reply #517 on: May 24, 2011, 12:56:23 AM » |
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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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« Reply #518 on: May 24, 2011, 01:04:18 AM » |
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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
I laughed but I really don't know if I should....... lol same here, its a bit sick....but its a joke at the end of the day. |
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« Reply #519 on: May 24, 2011, 01:10:44 AM » |
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a baby polar bear asks his mum " mum am i really a polar bear?"......"well of course you are son, you have beautiful white fur and are going to be king of the ice one day, go and speak to your father about this"
"dad, am i really a polar bear?"......."well of course you are son, you will grow to have huge paws, ferocious teeth and one day will be able to shred a seal with one swipe.....why do you ask this son"
"well mum, dad......I'M FUCKING FREEZING"
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« Reply #520 on: May 24, 2011, 02:29:10 AM » |
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him for forgiveness
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« Reply #521 on: May 24, 2011, 09:38:05 AM » |
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him for forgiveness
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« Reply #522 on: May 24, 2011, 05:52:55 PM » |
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Ryan Giggs has admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying even though he is happy in Manchester he occasionally does Miss Wales.
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #523 on: May 24, 2011, 05:57:29 PM » |
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Ryan giggs ryan giggs running down the wing ryan giggs ryan giggs shagging imogen he does her up the shitter and now its all over twitter ryan giggs ryan giggs ryan giggs
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #524 on: May 24, 2011, 05:58:22 PM » |
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Injunction. - The new fragrance for women by Imogen Thomas.
Indiscretion. - The new fragrance for men by Ryan Giggs.
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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