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« Reply #570 on: July 12, 2011, 11:09:37 AM » |
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I refuse to wash my hair with Shampoo. I use real Poo
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #571 on: July 12, 2011, 01:10:09 PM » |
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I refuse to wash my hair with Shampoo. I use real Poo
What hair? Hey! I have hair!....OK not really, but then again, it's not really my joke  |
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #572 on: July 12, 2011, 08:28:05 PM » |
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I refuse to wash my hair with Shampoo. I use real Poo
What hair? Hey! I have hair!....OK not really, but then again, it's not really my joke hang on, you posted a joke that you didnt make up? |
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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« Reply #573 on: July 13, 2011, 08:02:28 AM » |
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I refuse to wash my hair with Shampoo. I use real Poo
What hair? Hey! I have hair!....OK not really, but then again, it's not really my joke hang on, you posted a joke that you didnt make up? I heard it on someone's voicemail, but I was only listening in the public interest and they should have changed their access code. |
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« Reply #574 on: July 13, 2011, 09:15:13 AM » |
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I love to pamper my wife after she's had a stressful day at work.
I get her to text me when she's leaving so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly so the moment she walks through the door the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.
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« Reply #575 on: July 14, 2011, 10:13:46 AM » |
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A woman is sitting at home on the veranda with her husband
and she says, "I love you."
He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She replies, "It's me......talking to the wine."
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« Reply #576 on: July 15, 2011, 06:52:55 PM » |
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Candles lit, food ready, background music - the scene was set perfectly.
My girlfriend walked in the door exhausted from work and I smiled at her. The time was so right. I got down on one knee and held the ring up in the air.
"What the fuck is this?" she moaned.
"I'm scared," I said. "Please watch it with me
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« Reply #577 on: July 15, 2011, 07:02:20 PM » |
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"A black guy stole my job!"
- One sentence that both reinforces AND disproves a stereotype in one go!
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« Reply #578 on: July 15, 2011, 11:08:55 PM » |
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A dwarf, arrested for charging money in return for fraudulent psychic practices, has escaped from a local prison today. Police are warning of a small medium at large.
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« Reply #579 on: July 17, 2011, 09:28:46 PM » |
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A fish is swimming along and hits something and says "Oh Dam"
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Ole Ole Ole Ole!
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« Reply #580 on: July 17, 2011, 09:40:37 PM » |
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A fish is swimming along and hits something and says "Oh Dam"
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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« Reply #581 on: July 18, 2011, 01:21:58 AM » |
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A fish is swimming along and hits something and says "Oh Dam"
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"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams
The secret to a happy life - "Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television." - Gore Vidal
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« Reply #582 on: July 18, 2011, 01:51:57 AM » |
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Mighta been a different fish? |
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Keefy is back  But for how long? |
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« Reply #583 on: July 18, 2011, 08:04:24 AM » |
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Mighta been a different fish?  |
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« Reply #584 on: July 18, 2011, 11:38:52 AM » |
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miss the point much? regards g |
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If you get to the yeasty clunge you've gone too far
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