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« Reply #585 on: July 18, 2011, 12:15:10 PM » |
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Congratulations to Japan on winning the Women's World Cup.
Their goalkeeper was a bit of a show off though, saving penalties with her eyes half shut.
Seriously though, it was great to see. They've clearly had a horrible year this year and the fans went out of their minds with happiness.
There wasn't a dry Jap's eye in the stadium.
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #586 on: July 18, 2011, 12:16:56 PM » |
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Daily 'Back to School' adverts.
They're like an advent calendar for paedophiles.
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« Reply #587 on: July 18, 2011, 03:27:36 PM » |
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #588 on: July 18, 2011, 03:37:37 PM » |
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I said to my two-year-old son, "Now, what noise does a cat make?"
"Miaow!"
"Good, but do you know what noise a dog makes?"
"Woof woof!"
"That's right! Now tell me what noise a cow makes?"
"Sandy, if you even think about going out to that fucking pub with your friends then you can forget about ever being let back in this house!"
That's my boy.
Sandy
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« Reply #589 on: July 18, 2011, 04:07:39 PM » |
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I did the 'Race for life' at the weekend.
I had an iphone and a wallet.
He had a knife and an afro.
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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« Reply #590 on: July 18, 2011, 04:25:32 PM » |
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I said to my two-year-old son, "Now, what noise does a cat make?"
"Miaow!"
"Good, but do you know what noise a dog makes?"
"Woof woof!"
My son's fav joke: How do you make a dog go Miaow? Tie it to a Ferrari. How do you make a cat go Woof? Soak it in petrol and light it. |
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« Reply #591 on: July 18, 2011, 04:54:43 PM » |
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Son's joke from end of term science class
What did the confused Magnesium Oxide say?
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #592 on: July 18, 2011, 05:00:02 PM » |
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I did the 'Race for life' at the weekend.
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« Reply #593 on: July 18, 2011, 06:04:00 PM » |
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I did the 'Race for life' at the weekend.
I had an iphone and a wallet.
He had a knife and an afro.
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« Reply #594 on: July 18, 2011, 07:18:26 PM » |
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I did the 'Race for life' at the weekend.
I had an iphone and a wallet.
He had a knife and an afro.
Borderline racist?? Only if you're sensitive. Well I'm definitely not racist and I thought it was funny. Therefore it becomes a joke. |
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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« Reply #595 on: July 18, 2011, 07:51:42 PM » |
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I did the 'Race for life' at the weekend.
I had an iphone and a wallet.
He had a knife and an afro.
Borderline racist?? Only if you're sensitive. Well I'm definitely not racist and I thought it was funny. Therefore it becomes a joke. the most racist ones are the ones who say they are not racist and that some of their friends are black. are you big white shaved head by any chance. i bet some of your friends are gay too |
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« Reply #596 on: July 18, 2011, 07:57:00 PM » |
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I did the 'Race for life' at the weekend.
I had an iphone and a wallet.
He had a knife and an afro.
Borderline racist?? Only if you're sensitive. Well I'm definitely not racist and I thought it was funny. Therefore it becomes a joke. the most racist ones are the ones who say they are not racist and that some of their friends are black. are you big white shaved head by any chance. i bet some of your friends are gay too Well my grandad's black. I also know Stuart Hopkin. Do I qualify? |
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Motivational speeches at their best:
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« Reply #597 on: July 18, 2011, 08:00:23 PM » |
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I did the 'Race for life' at the weekend.
I had an iphone and a wallet.
He had a knife and an afro.
Borderline racist?? Only if you're sensitive. Well I'm definitely not racist and I thought it was funny. Therefore it becomes a joke. the most racist ones are the ones who say they are not racist and that some of their friends are black. are you big white shaved head by any chance. i bet some of your friends are gay too Well my grandad's black. I also know Stuart Hopkin. Do I qualify? lol. you iz defo from the deep south |
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« Reply #598 on: July 18, 2011, 10:29:34 PM » |
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boldie is like having our very own Franky Boyle on the forum. Take it by that you means he goes to Sickipedia and steals all their material? |
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« Reply #599 on: July 19, 2011, 07:34:51 AM » |
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boldie is like having our very own Franky Boyle on the forum. Take it by that you means he goes to Sickipedia and steals all their material? lol True. I had the privilege of paying £25 to see Frankie Boyle once and all he did was tell jokes I already knew  Frankie is shit. |
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