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« Reply #600 on: July 19, 2011, 08:30:12 AM »

I love racist humour. Its the nuts.
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« Reply #601 on: July 19, 2011, 10:23:13 AM »

I love racist humour. Its the nuts.
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« Reply #602 on: July 22, 2011, 04:55:15 PM »

What do you get when you cross a lion with a pen?

Eaten by a lion
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« Reply #603 on: July 22, 2011, 06:37:31 PM »

Ive just got back from the World Blindfold Wanking Championships.

Ive got no idea where i came.
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« Reply #604 on: July 22, 2011, 06:45:20 PM »

boldie is like having our very own Franky Boyle on the forum.
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Take it by that you means he goes to Sickipedia and steals all their material?
just had a quick look. mostly not funny odd thing i chuckled but nothing i thought oh thats a bit sick
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« Reply #605 on: July 22, 2011, 09:08:30 PM »

boldie is like having our very own Franky Boyle on the forum.
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Take it by that you means he goes to Sickipedia and steals all their material?
just had a quick look. mostly not funny odd thing i chuckled but nothing i thought oh thats a bit sick

Sickipedia used to be immense, I remember having a joke be top for the month or something like that...I was quite proud of that TBH, but now it's very popular and there are too many shit jokes on there.

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« Reply #606 on: July 26, 2011, 11:58:37 PM »

What was your chart topping gag Boldie?
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« Reply #607 on: July 27, 2011, 08:24:51 AM »

What was your chart topping gag Boldie?

In the news; "Woman arrested for killing her kids whilst on holiday in Spain".

Silly bitch should have gone to Portugal, she would have got away with it there.
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« Reply #608 on: July 27, 2011, 08:42:24 AM »

What was your chart topping gag Boldie?

In the news; "Woman arrested for killing her kids whilst on holiday in Spain".

Silly bitch should have gone to Portugal, she would have got away with it there.

So so wrong.

I literally LOLd Smiley.
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« Reply #609 on: July 27, 2011, 01:12:35 PM »

Ive just got back from the World Blindfold Wanking Championships.

Ive got no idea where i came.

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« Reply #610 on: July 29, 2011, 01:57:12 PM »

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« Reply #611 on: July 29, 2011, 02:28:16 PM »

What do Jason Derulo and Princess Leia have in common?

They're ridin' solo.
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« Reply #612 on: August 08, 2011, 06:11:59 PM »

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with an Eton schoolboy?


A polar bear.
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« Reply #613 on: August 08, 2011, 07:27:13 PM »

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with an Eton schoolboy?


A polar bear.

So so wrong but I lol'd quite a lot.
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« Reply #614 on: September 03, 2011, 04:37:25 PM »

‎"I've just got back from a fantastic holiday with friends in Italy."

"Rimini?"

"No.....i don't know them that well..."
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