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« Reply #615 on: September 04, 2011, 04:36:56 PM » |
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"I've just got back from a fantastic holiday with friends in Italy."
"Rimini?"
"No.....i don't know them that well..."
fecking pmsl....are you really this dirty or do i not understand the joke . reckon my sick mind may have got this all wrong. |
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« Reply #616 on: September 04, 2011, 04:53:50 PM » |
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"I've just got back from a fantastic holiday with friends in Italy."
"Rimini?"
"No.....i don't know them that well..."
fecking pmsl....are you really this dirty or do i not understand the joke . reckon my sick mind may have got this all wrong. I think you do geddit smashed! If not I'm in the same boat as you. |
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« Reply #617 on: September 04, 2011, 05:09:46 PM » |
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"I've just got back from a fantastic holiday with friends in Italy."
"Rimini?"
"No.....i don't know them that well..."
fecking pmsl....are you really this dirty or do i not understand the joke . reckon my sick mind may have got this all wrong. I think you do geddit smashed! If not I'm in the same boat as you. i too must be sick |
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« Reply #618 on: September 04, 2011, 05:27:25 PM » |
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um, i dunno - thought it was quite a straightforward joke. adult? yeah. sick? wouldn't have said so.
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« Reply #619 on: September 04, 2011, 05:39:05 PM » |
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um, i dunno - thought it was quite a straightforward joke. adult? yeah. sick? wouldn't have said so.
I never heard of Rimini and I doubt any of my mates did either so it will be hard for me to tell this one, but good nonetheless |
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« Reply #620 on: September 04, 2011, 05:48:46 PM » |
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um, i dunno - thought it was quite a straightforward joke. adult? yeah. sick? wouldn't have said so.
i would suspect that less than 1 in 20 have participated in this sort of thing. good fun but was suprised to find a lady posting this sort of joke. very funny all the same. made me lol. ty |
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« Reply #621 on: September 04, 2011, 05:50:15 PM » |
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um, i dunno - thought it was quite a straightforward joke. adult? yeah. sick? wouldn't have said so.
i would suspect that less than 1 in 2000 have participated in this sort of thing. good fun but was suprised to find a lady posting this sort of joke. very funny all the same. made me lol. ty fyp |
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« Reply #622 on: September 04, 2011, 05:57:43 PM » |
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I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth fairy etc.
Well now that I'm older I don't fall for that shit anymore, thank God.
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« Reply #623 on: September 04, 2011, 06:18:46 PM » |
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I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth fairy etc.
Well now that I'm older I don't fall for that shit anymore, thank God.
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« Reply #624 on: September 04, 2011, 07:01:42 PM » |
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"I've just got back from a fantastic holiday with friends in Italy."
"Rimini?"
"No.....i don't know them that well..."
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« Reply #625 on: September 07, 2011, 10:51:29 PM » |
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40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40
travellers here. Can I let them in?'
God says 'We are over quota on Gypsies . Go out and tell them to choose
between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen
in.'
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've
gone', he tells God.
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
'No, the Pearly gates'.
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« Reply #626 on: September 09, 2011, 10:26:32 PM » |
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2 monkeys get in the bath.
1 says "ooh oooh ahhh ahhhh ahhhh"
the other says,
"well turn the fkin cold tap on if its hot"
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« Reply #627 on: September 14, 2011, 11:51:16 AM » |
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Two mountaineers reach a huge, deep fissure in a glacier.
"Careful here," says one of them, "My mountain guide fell down there last year."
"I bet you feel bad about that," says the other.
"Not really, it was pretty old and missing a few pages."
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« Reply #628 on: September 14, 2011, 11:55:55 AM » |
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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