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« Reply #750 on: November 29, 2011, 11:24:59 PM » |
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Get your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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« Reply #751 on: December 01, 2011, 08:10:58 PM » |
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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did....she's 21 and her name's Lucy.
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When you get..........give. When you learn.......teach
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« Reply #752 on: December 01, 2011, 09:25:58 PM » |
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Just bought a Josef Fritzi Advent calender.......................
One problem though,i cant find any of the windows!!
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boldie
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« Reply #753 on: December 02, 2011, 02:25:29 PM » |
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What do you call a grizzly with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear
BOOM!
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #754 on: December 02, 2011, 02:27:37 PM » |
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What do you call a grizzly with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear
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What do you call a teddy bear with no hair? Fred bear. |
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #755 on: December 02, 2011, 02:29:30 PM » |
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What do you call a grizzly with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear
BOOM!
What do you call a teddy bear with no hair? Fred bear. What do you call a bear without an "ear"? a B |
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« Reply #756 on: December 02, 2011, 02:32:33 PM » |
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What do you call a bear with a shotgun?
Sir
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #757 on: December 02, 2011, 02:35:54 PM » |
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How do you start a pudding race?
Sago.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #758 on: December 02, 2011, 02:41:55 PM » |
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What's the difference between light and hard?
You can get to sleep with the light on.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #759 on: December 02, 2011, 02:42:19 PM » |
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What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
Lost
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« Reply #760 on: December 02, 2011, 03:09:21 PM » |
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Get your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
Any truth in the rumour the same dyslexic went to a Toga Party dressed as a Goat ? |
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« Reply #761 on: December 02, 2011, 03:10:43 PM » |
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Get your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
Any truth in the rumour the same dyslexic went to a Toga Party dressed as a Goat ? Yes, and he became a pimp and bought a warehouse. |
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #762 on: December 02, 2011, 03:12:09 PM » |
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I'll get your coat, you've pulled a gentleman.
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #763 on: December 02, 2011, 03:53:59 PM » |
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Get your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
Any truth in the rumour the same dyslexic went to a Toga Party dressed as a Goat ? Yes, and he became a pimp and bought a warehouse. ....and the beat goes on  |
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« Reply #764 on: December 02, 2011, 04:01:46 PM » |
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Get your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
Any truth in the rumour the same dyslexic went to a Toga Party dressed as a Goat ? Yes, and he became a pimp and bought a warehouse. And when he went to the WC in South africa and blew a Zulufella? |
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