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« Reply #1065 on: February 16, 2013, 01:40:00 PM » |
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Kevin Webster has just given a press conference to reassure his fans. He will beat all the charges and come out of this smelling of Rosie
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« Reply #1066 on: February 16, 2013, 04:12:27 PM » |
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Which type of cheese is it best to use in a Lasagne?
Maskapony.
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #1067 on: February 17, 2013, 08:47:47 AM » |
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Which type of cheese is it best to use in a Lasagne?
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« Reply #1068 on: February 20, 2013, 05:46:01 PM » |
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I went to take a dump in the toilets at Dtd. Just as I sat down a voice said, "hi how are you?". Rather embarrassed I replied "not bad thanks". The voice then said "what are you upto" and shocked I said "probably the same as you pal". "Do you think I could come over" he said. "Gtfo I said what do you take me for" I shouted back angrily. The voice said "look I'll have to call you back. Some idiot in the next cubicle is answering all my questions"
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« Reply #1069 on: February 20, 2013, 11:27:46 PM » |
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Never insult an Italian baker. He'll beat the focaccia.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #1070 on: February 22, 2013, 08:21:16 PM » |
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What do you call a man with no legs?
Fuck all he might shoot you!
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #1071 on: February 22, 2013, 08:23:39 PM » |
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Police have discovered a book of 20 other women Oscar pistorious was planning on assassinating.
its called the shinless list.
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Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #1072 on: February 22, 2013, 10:59:54 PM » |
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Someone knocked on my door and said 'I've got a parcel for next door.
So I told him 'you've got the wrong house'.
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« Reply #1073 on: February 25, 2013, 04:41:44 AM » |
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It's not really my wife's fault she's fat.
She's an omnomnomnivore.
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« Reply #1074 on: February 25, 2013, 04:42:36 AM » |
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Did you know that if all the Chinese people held hands around the world?
about half would drown
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« Reply #1075 on: February 25, 2013, 08:13:21 AM » |
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Washing
Ironing
Fucking
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« Reply #1076 on: February 28, 2013, 10:35:03 PM » |
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I've been on the phone ages trying to book tickets for an Elvis tribute act, but it keeps asking me to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.
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Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
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« Reply #1077 on: February 28, 2013, 11:04:55 PM » |
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I've been on the phone ages trying to book tickets for an Levi's tribute act, but it keeps asking me to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.
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« Reply #1078 on: February 28, 2013, 11:33:04 PM » |
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I've been on the phone ages trying to book tickets for an Levi's tribute act, but it keeps asking me to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.
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« Reply #1079 on: March 05, 2013, 09:52:46 AM » |
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Paddy pulls up at a red light beside a gorgeous young woman, smiles at her and lowers his window.
The woman smiles back and also lowers her window.
"Ah," says Paddy, "so you farted too?"
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