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RED-DOG
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April 28, 2021, 11:27:51 AM »
I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said "Thanks". I said "Don't mention it".
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April 28, 2021, 11:54:49 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on April 28, 2021, 11:27:51 AM
I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said "Thanks". I said "Don't mention it".
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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Having a bit of a debate with a mate over the name of that American sitcom TV series a while back set in a bar in Boston. If anyone can remember perhaps you can let me know? Cheers
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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September 01, 2021, 10:50:07 AM »
The doctor told a sick lady: I am sorry but you have 5 left...
- 5 what? years, months?
-4, 3......
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September 09, 2021, 06:41:57 PM »
I spotted an albino Dalmatian today.
It was the least I could do.
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September 09, 2021, 09:27:54 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on September 09, 2021, 06:41:57 PM
I spotted an albino Dalmatian today.
It was the least I could do.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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September 12, 2021, 11:30:16 AM »
These days the shops I visit most often are Vision Express, Boots, and Greggs.
My life is all specs, drugs and sausage rolls.
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September 13, 2021, 10:46:00 AM »
I decided to give up cliches for two years, and the rest is history.
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September 20, 2021, 12:42:20 PM »
I could have posted this on the dropping like flies thread but RIP Norm MacDonald who passed away last week.
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January 08, 2022, 03:21:34 PM »
too soon?
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January 08, 2022, 04:27:55 PM »
Quote from: Ironside on January 08, 2022, 03:21:34 PM
too soon?
Never too soon for a joke as hilarious as this
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January 08, 2022, 04:35:21 PM »
Very good
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January 10, 2022, 12:59:28 PM »
thought it might be too soon
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January 25, 2022, 10:21:32 AM »
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament
was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
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January 26, 2022, 09:10:54 AM »
Banks should do a better job at keeping their ATMs filled. That's the 5th one I've been to today that's said "Insufficient funds!"
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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