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« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2009, 05:21:01 PM » |
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Lol tank. Gl with this.
And lol at andrew's fyp.
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« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2009, 05:29:13 PM » |
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lol total com, gl.
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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2009, 05:43:30 PM » |
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Tell her you once played 4000 stt's in a month and it made BoB.
She'll be like putty in your hands after that.
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2009, 06:09:48 PM » |
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Tell her you once played 4000 stt's in a month and it made BoB.
She'll be like putty in your hands after that.
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« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2009, 06:20:50 PM » |
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This queing system sounds like the Co-op or similar where the check-out girls are usually from working class or single parent families. I think going on a charm offensive and boggling the girl with the depth of your pockets in some Pretty Woman type scenario would only serve to alienate her. Forget the dozen Kit-Kats idea, this could be both expensive and ineffective. Just tell her you'll buy one and share it by giving her two fingers at the cinema on Sat night.
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« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2009, 06:21:33 PM » |
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If you really want a challenge, how about starting with the line 'Christ you're ugly' and then seeing if you can get their digits?
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« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2009, 06:28:32 PM » |
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lol this is class
''fuck yeah il buy 12'' is so com.
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« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2009, 06:28:42 PM » |
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Don't ask her how many fingers she wants at the cinema though
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« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2009, 07:11:06 PM » |
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Most likely isnt a competition, probably more like "ask everyone if they want to buy one of these or you're fired"
Fuck yeah Ill buy 12 is awesome though, plz do it!
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« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2009, 11:43:44 PM » |
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I'm sure you'll all be very surprised to hear it's a fail.
The following is a multiple choice quizz so you can guess the manner of my fail.
What happened...
A. The last post I read before I left was Booder who mentioned the giggling. This got into my head combined with not being able to get out of my head Hazel Irvine yesterday referring to Usain Bolt as having "giggled his way through the quarter finals" and I was barely able to complete an ordinary transaction due to giggling let alone complete the mission.
B. I got there and it was a complete sausage fest. Not one single bird within the bracket on the tills. I buy 12 kit kats off a bloke anyway just to see his reaction.
C. My delaying tactics didn't work because there wasn't a queue. I wasn't able to attend my checkout of choice.
D. After typing the OP and having a shit I couldn't be assed anymore and just went to bed.
E. The bird behind the till didn't ask me if I wanted a Kit Kat. Maybe the competition was over or she didn't give a shit about it anymore. Anyway, I was a bit fazed because all my pre planned conversations involved her trying to get me to buy sweeties. I racked my brains but came up with nothing and walked out of there having only purchased a bunch of bananas and a thing of milk.
F. The plan goes perfectly for a while. I have to let one person go in front of me and then ding ding, checkout 7 is free with some chick in her early twenties. Shes' about 7/10 so maybe this is why they placed her on checkout 7? I buy 12 Kit Kats as promised, but when it comes to following it up, I completely brick it because I was flanked by four men on checkouts 6 and 8. There really is no privacy in these places.
G. I brick it in the queue because Aberdeen is a small city and I'm worried that someone who recognizes me and knows my bird might overhear me asking some teenager out and report back thusly ruining my relationship. Or at least I use this as an excuse to brick it and back down.
H. The plan goes perfectly for a while, I have to let one person go in front of me and then ding ding, checkout 8 is free. She looks well pleased at the prospect of selling a dozen Kit Kats. I ship the phone number line and she politely tells me that she has a boyfriend. I'm a bit flustered and can't ship the line about the cinema and the smuggling.
I. I forget that I was only asking her out for academic purposes and I end up getting her pregnant.
J. Something else.
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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« Reply #25 on: August 18, 2009, 12:01:59 AM » |
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It's D or E
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« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2009, 12:17:44 AM » |
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D imo.
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« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2009, 12:19:49 AM » |
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I've gone A as quite simply you are the biggest giggler I've ever met
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« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2009, 12:23:48 AM » |
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« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2009, 12:25:00 AM » |
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Motivational speeches at their best:
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