O/T Pet hates

[TightEnd]

I've already given up on another thread.

I'm sorry - jut think though - you're less easy to beat at the poker table...

OK truce - I'll stop having a go if you stop criticising the boots I'll be wearing probably on saturday at Luton. deal?

Deal, I wasn't actually criticising. as far as I can remember I quite like things that are fur lined.

[Dingdell]

I cant reply to this post - I'm just throwing my boots out.

[Trace]

I've gone all shy now 

You don't stand every one up then?  Just me!


Which actually brings me to what is now my biggest EVER pet hate

MEN  People that don't do what they say they will!!!!

[thetank]

Glad to see we've been keeping it impersonal.

Howsabout....

White guys, over the age of seven, that wear baseball caps backwards.

Text messages that get misconstrued, because you can't emphasize the syllables that make it sound like you're joking, when you write something down.

I can deal with probs, and soz, but I can't abide poss. Like in "I'll be there as soon as poss"

IAPJMUTCPLM - Internet Acronyms people just made up to confuse poor little me.

[booder]

them crusty boogies that take forever to force out of the nostril, and when they do finally appear , they have about twenty hairs attached      ouch!

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them crusty boogies that take forever to force out of the nostril, and when they do finally appear , they have about twenty hairs attached      ouch!

Oh I love those, especially the big "Cornflake" ones, they keep me happy for hours

[sheight]

My main hate was shopping in supermarkets, mainly because the missus takes 3 hours to buy nothing.  I say was because now my wife has banned me for being naughty…’Result’.

One hot summers day I was dragged like a little schoolboy to my local Asda, it turned into the funniest day ever at the shops.  
I felt I was being stalked by, well, every bugger and their trolleys. I thought “sod this for a game of soldiers” and started nicking half-full trolleys, casually abandoning them at various parts of the store.  I soon got bored with that, but it was payback for the years of trolley rage.

I then stalked the Whoops (Asda reduced items) shelves watching the baying bargain hunters scrapping over the reduced/out of date crap and like a man possessed pounced on their abandoned trolley replacing the whoops items with full priced items.

Next, those pain in the ass mothers/fathers and toddlers.  Would have been pushing it to steal the kids so decided to put KY jelly, condoms and a wee hi glucose sweetie for the brat in the trolley. Wonder if she paid for them.

And last, but not least, the Customer Services desk, feckin hate them.  Whilst kidnapping trolleys, stalking cheapskates and planting goodies, I called the Customers Service desk 3 or 4 times and using various accents I asked them to let Ivan know that the night out was cancelled. “Nobody called Ivan works here” I was told.
I arrived to the front of the Service‘s queue (why does only one person deal with enquiries but another two piss about moving things from one chair to another) and announced that I was Ivan and had they taken any messages for me.  The look on their faces was priceless and fair play they took it well.

Wife wasn’t to amused though and banned me…. as I said RESULT.

[thetank]

Great post sheight.

Had me giggling.

Replacing the whoops items with full priced ones is genius. Don't let anyone tell you different.

[Trace]

My main hate was shopping in supermarkets, mainly because the missus takes 3 hours to buy nothing.  I say was because now my wife has banned me for being naughty…’Result’.

One hot summers day I was dragged like a little schoolboy to my local Asda, it turned into the funniest day ever at the shops.  
I felt I was being stalked by, well, every bugger and their trolleys. I thought “sod this for a game of soldiers” and started nicking half-full trolleys, casually abandoning them at various parts of the store.  I soon got bored with that, but it was payback for the years of trolley rage.

I then stalked the Whoops (Asda reduced items) shelves watching the baying bargain hunters scrapping over the reduced/out of date crap and like a man possessed pounced on their abandoned trolley replacing the whoops items with full priced items.

Next, those pain in the ass mothers/fathers and toddlers.  Would have been pushing it to steal the kids so decided to put KY jelly, condoms and a wee hi glucose sweetie for the brat in the trolley. Wonder if she paid for them.

And last, but not least, the Customer Services desk, feckin hate them.  Whilst kidnapping trolleys, stalking cheapskates and planting goodies, I called the Customers Service desk 3 or 4 times and using various accents I asked them to let Ivan know that the night out was cancelled. “Nobody called Ivan works here” I was told.
I arrived to the front of the Service‘s queue (why does only one person deal with enquiries but another two piss about moving things from one chair to another) and announced that I was Ivan and had they taken any messages for me.  The look on their faces was priceless and fair play they took it well.

Wife wasn’t to amused though and banned me…. as I said RESULT.

OMG   LMFAO

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We bought the "Whoops", or out of date items for many years out of necessity, we still buy some because there is nothing wrong with them and we hate waste

Remember those less fortunate than yourself

[thetank]

Spoilsport!, fair point though.

[AdamM]

my biggest pet hate, people concentrating on the negative aspects of the world around them. spend more time celebrating things you love and the things you hate fade into mild annoyance.

[thetank]

That would be easier if I were getting some.

To that end, I'm off to Aberdeen for a day or two. Behave yourselves, see you soon.

[Heid]

Hating stuff is very negative, and takes a lot of energy.

I am generally too lazy to really hate anything, I do distinctly dislike a few aspects of my personality, so I suppose they count

Also, coconut, celery and nougat.

Lap dogs, O' Hare Airport and crane flies.

[londonpokergirl]

i'm with you on that one Heid

Celery allergic to the damn stuff     (pass sick bucket)
spiders   
people who work in customer services but are rubbish at it and haven't got a clue
  its a bugger of a hand to play and seem to always get spanked no matter what   0:-)

erm...... can't think of any more but i'm sure theres loads