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« Reply #75 on: September 25, 2009, 09:31:49 PM »

[ ] Trigg had sex after this meal

i wouldn't be so sure - It's almost bad enough to be deserving of a mercy f**k
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« Reply #76 on: September 25, 2009, 09:32:18 PM »

you lot can gfo, i think good attempt rick.  cooking is difficult when you start out.

yeh when you're this age and using one of these...........






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« Reply #77 on: September 25, 2009, 09:32:34 PM »

[X] Trigg had sex with a leftover chicken breast after this meal

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« Reply #78 on: September 25, 2009, 09:33:03 PM »


nah, it was clearly too dry
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« Reply #79 on: September 25, 2009, 09:33:13 PM »

[ ] Trigg had sex after this meal

i wouldn't be so sure - It's almost bad enough to be deserving of a STOMACH PUMP !

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« Reply #80 on: September 25, 2009, 09:34:51 PM »



Even his right hand would have knocked him back after that effort !!

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« Reply #81 on: September 25, 2009, 09:35:46 PM »

I tried to spare you Trigger .. this pack of bastards made me post it !!

You had a good run though ..
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« Reply #82 on: September 25, 2009, 09:36:26 PM »

Shocking.  Truly.  Trigg...give up cooking.  Seriously.  If you want a bit, yer better off taking her to Burger King.
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« Reply #83 on: September 25, 2009, 09:36:34 PM »

I also think its a shame that a man cant live with a female friend without constant referral to sex.  
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« Reply #84 on: September 25, 2009, 09:38:38 PM »

I also think its a shame that a man cant live with a female friend without constant referral to sex.  

No man ... repeat NO MAN ever cooks for a woman.... unless there is a very very good chance that dessert may just take place in the bedroom. FACT! ... Unless of course, you are in a relationship, in which case you dont cook cos you cant be arsed.
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« Reply #85 on: September 25, 2009, 09:39:38 PM »

I also think its a shame that a man cant live with a female friend without constant referral to sex.  

Trigg needn't worry about such complications now
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« Reply #86 on: September 25, 2009, 09:39:43 PM »

I also think its a shame that a man cant live with a female friend without constant referral to sex.  

No man ... repeat NO MAN ever cooks for a woman.... unless there is a very very good chance that dessert may just take place in the bedroom. FACT! ...

and look at thread title 'meal for two' implies more than 'need to cook something for my flatmate'
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« Reply #87 on: September 25, 2009, 09:41:52 PM »

Wonder if Aunt Bessie will initiate legal proceedings for murdering her spuds?
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« Reply #88 on: September 25, 2009, 09:59:39 PM »

Oh dear, I have to admit that it didn't look quite so bad whilst on Kev's phone. Not too sure what else to say about it, I'm lost for words!
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« Reply #89 on: September 25, 2009, 10:06:33 PM »

[X] Trigg had sex with this meal

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