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[scotty77]

Claire - UL last night but wp as per usual.  I think we both went out in the same positions as last week!

My exit hand was a gay and proof that I am a fish.

1.5k/3k/300a 7 handed. Folded to me, im btn and have about 37k.  I raise to 9.4k with KQo.  Drunk Ian is rambling on all the time how hes gonna go AI blah blah blah before he looks at his cards.  As soon as he does this I calc the pot and think ok i prob call.  15k dead money if he pushes and I have 10bb left.

He does push, I go with the plan and call.  He shows A7o.  A on the flop bye bye me.

Fishy call guys, could I have waited etc?

[luther101]

Nice one Expresso; wp sir.
I see that the other Ian won it. Proof that drinking excessively whilst playing poker is the way forward.
Well done him (for both)

Well I had Chompster on my first table. Two places to my left (oh FFS!)
started nicely tho having limped with AA knowing that there was an aggy league elder lurking to my left. He raised (obv).
I insta shoved and mr w calls with QQ. First of chompey's many rebuys.
A short while later card rack alien gets kk and does the same. This time claw's QQ in the BB binks the river.
I wave goodbye to the 16k pot.
Last hand of the r/b period and i shove blind for 3.5k for a double up.
Chomps ponders (oops me thinks) then calls with AQ.
I announce that I havent looked and flip over one at a time......A........K.
I Double up, and chompy's 85th re-buy.

[ ] Chompy sure did believe that I hadn't looked.  
 
Rest of evening was fairly dull. Just surviving.
Managed two double ups with Q6 shove vs Q3 (committed) caller in BB.
The board straights on turn for split. FFS
then I hit flush on river.
Then my JJ wins coinflip vs AK.
A run of crap cards and/or crap situations / positions results in me shoving blind when it is folded to me.
TK calls with QK soooted diamonds in SB and I flip over J5 (diamonds doh)
Drainy shakes TK's hand and leaves the card room.
  
 
  

The Other Ian Is A Nice lad and a Former Dealer at the G but when he has Had a Gut full Of 'Snake Bites' He is a Nightmare to play with .......Most of the hands he was going "All In" in the Final which was Frustrating after taking so long to get to the Final ...........you were having to wait to ponce on him when you got a Big Hand and then not get Unlucky ................But hey you pay your money and you Play how you Like ...........But i do think The G should have a Policy not to allow Players to drink excessively at the Tables during the tourney as constant F Words at the table is uncalled for and there were ladies playing in the Final ...............Just My Opinion ....

Oh, dooooooooo shut up      ....     you great big tart!

Just in case there was any confusion Mr Mod - it wasn't Darren I was alluding to as    ....     a great big phuqqin Bakewell.

[Xpressman]

Nice one Expresso; wp sir.
I see that the other Ian won it. Proof that drinking excessively whilst playing poker is the way forward.
Well done him (for both)

Well I had Chompster on my first table. Two places to my left (oh FFS!)
started nicely tho having limped with AA knowing that there was an aggy league elder lurking to my left. He raised (obv).
I insta shoved and mr w calls with QQ. First of chompey's many rebuys.
A short while later card rack alien gets kk and does the same. This time claw's QQ in the BB binks the river.
I wave goodbye to the 16k pot.
Last hand of the r/b period and i shove blind for 3.5k for a double up.
Chomps ponders (oops me thinks) then calls with AQ.
I announce that I havent looked and flip over one at a time......A........K.
I Double up, and chompy's 85th re-buy.

[ ] Chompy sure did believe that I hadn't looked.  
 
Rest of evening was fairly dull. Just surviving.
Managed two double ups with Q6 shove vs Q3 (committed) caller in BB.
The board straights on turn for split. FFS
then I hit flush on river.
Then my JJ wins coinflip vs AK.
A run of crap cards and/or crap situations / positions results in me shoving blind when it is folded to me.
TK calls with QK soooted diamonds in SB and I flip over J5 (diamonds doh)
Drainy shakes TK's hand and leaves the card room.
  
 
  

The Other Ian Is A Nice lad and a Former Dealer at the G but when he has Had a Gut full Of 'Snake Bites' He is a Nightmare to play with .......Most of the hands he was going "All In" in the Final which was Frustrating after taking so long to get to the Final ...........you were having to wait to ponce on him when you got a Big Hand and then not get Unlucky ................But hey you pay your money and you Play how you Like ...........But i do think The G should have a Policy not to allow Players to drink excessively at the Tables during the tourney as constant F Words at the table is uncalled for and there were ladies playing in the Final ...............Just My Opinion ....

Oh, dooooooooo shut up      ....     you great big tart!

Just in case there was any confusion Mr Mod - it wasn't Darren I was alluding to as    ....     a great big phuqqin Bakewell.

It Takes a Tart to know one ..............................It was just a opinion and observation Mr Dolittle....Err Sorry Doolan

[luther101]

'An' opinion and 'an' observation     ....       your grammar's appalling, Mr Bee!

[Snatiramas]

'An' opinion and 'an' observation     ....       your grammar's appalling, Mr Bee!

Who is Mr. Bee???

By the way drunken behaviour at the table just isn't necessary.

[Drain Alien]

Oooooh look at this. English lessons on the g thread.
Loooofa, I new you was gonna do that on there thread.

[luther101]

Not one person has so far mentioned the highlight of last night's comp      .....       the Buffet.

Carefully timed, so as not to clash with Chompy's Walk of Shame (about twenty to nine), a spread appeared at the end of the cardroom for those left in.

Such was Tom Myland's 'enthusiasm' (or the 'freeness' of it), that I thought Nina was going to organise a 'doggy bag' for the poor soul   .....       although a thoroughbred's nosebag might have been more appropriate!

Apparently our lovely Cardroommangerpersoness is soon to arrange the 'Nightly G Breakfast Experience'     .....      Bangers, n' Bubble, and Cholesterol Trouble (except weekends) for the giveaway price of £1.99.

Well done Nina!

[luther101]

Oooooh look at this. English lessons on the g thread.
Loooofa, I new you was gonna do that on there thread.

Far too obvious Dazza     ....      not biting!

[luther101]

'An' opinion and 'an' observation     ....       your grammar's appalling, Mr Bee!

Who is Mr. Bee???

By the way drunken behaviour at the table just isn't necessary.

Mr Bee is our resident Brentford fan - if you really are that unfamiliar with Football, have a word with Tikay about getting a moody SKY dish       .....       he's got loads in his shed!

Also, I can accept that drinking and driving is frowned upon    ....     but being in possession of a chair whilst under the influence?

[Sighmuns]

my shortlist for my Fantasy team is narrowing...

I told ya - have me, I'm cheap.





you could put me on your fantasy team as well

 



It's important for our relationship that you tell me what you had on the QJrag board by the way...

[Drain Alien]

my shortlist for my Fantasy team is narrowing...

I told ya - have me, I'm cheap.





you could put me on your fantasy team as well

 



It's important for our relationship that you tell me what you had on the QJrag board by the way...

greg I am afraid that claire is already committed to a relatioship.
Last nite I witnessed china mug officially confirming thier "going out" status.

[Laxie]

Pretty sure she's flexible.

[Lucky]

Pretty sure she's flexible.

Maybe that's what they appreciate about her!

[Sighmuns]

Pretty sure she's flexible.

Maybe that's what they appreciate about her!

wp

[Drain Alien]

my shortlist for my Fantasy team is narrowing...

I told ya - have me, I'm cheap.





you could put me on your fantasy team as well