G Casino Luton 2009 blondeite league

[Claw75]

we need to get tikay along - they lay on sandwiches and chips when he shows up these days!

[HOLDorFOLD]

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii got the bingo point phrases written down, have practiced them in front of the mirror, will pack my smooth peanut butter on top of PROPER butter (not the margarine shite that fading tan Alex favours) sarnies and will see you all there tonight 

[AlexMartin]

I'm with holdyfoldy here - Skippy smooth PB is the, er, nuts. And proper butter underneath, innit.

im with crunchy ontop of margerine

One-year league ban.

I'm with holdyfoldy here - Skippy smooth PB is the, er, nuts. And proper butter underneath, innit.

im with crunchy ontop of margerine

I have never ever had peanut butter. Have I missed out on anything?

Two-year league ban.

I'm there tonight to launch my last minute attack on those at the top of the league. Who else is going?

Wouldn't miss it for the world. The Enfield Guides Second Pack have broken up for Xmas, so Sir Donkeys also present.

Also, I vote we make tonight the official Luton Blondeite League Xmas Party. But no food and no drink obv, due to budget restrictions.
Anyone fancy a game of USADennis Bingo though? I'll generously donate £10 to the winner.
10pts for declining a saver at the final table because you have a big stack.
8pts for suggesting a deal at the final table as short stack.
2pts for any of the following...
Going all in and shouting 'come on dealer, one time baby' loud enough so that all other leaguers can hear it.
Going all in, standing up, pretending to pull a pistol out of its holster and blowing smoke from the end after shooting the dealer.

im going aslong as we finalise these props b4hand. be the bookie chompster!

[Claw75]

if we somehow managed to get an all blonde table in the seat draw tonight could be lots of fun!

[nirvana]

Gotta 100 sovs burning a hole - count me in

[Snatiramas]

Wish I could be there but unfortunately can't. On the Dennis thing I believe points should be awarded for asking him if he is Canadian. The more the merrier obviously. I would be entertained to find out how many times it took before he lost it.

[Drain Alien]

Wish I could be there but unfortunately can't. On the Dennis thing I believe points should be awarded for asking him if he is Canadian. The more the merrier obviously. I would be entertained to find out how many times it took before he lost it.

lol boris
Worth +5 imo

[Lucky]

Wish I could be there but unfortunately can't.

Same here - would definitely be there if I could.

Its a tough choice but have been invited to drinks at The Groucho Club tonight by  a client.

Had  a great coup last time I was at Dennis' table.  Blinds 50/100 and 6 limpers to my BB (its a Tuesday!). I decide to "punish" with a  raise to 600.  I have Jack Ten.

Dennis is the only caller, and the flop is a wonderful AKQ ! A quick check by me, Dennis goes all in and its goodnight USA.

[the sicilian]

Oooops...guides hasn't quite finished...count me out..

[Chompy]

Hmmm... half tempted to shut up shop and shun the G for the festivities and let the chompmeister chase his tail into oblivion... Feck it i'm there tmmrz to finish him off....

Oooops...guides hasn't quite finished...count me out..

LOL, Sir Donksalot is so desperate not to dress up as a clown that he's given up playing this month.

[Drain Alien]

Lots of Dennis points up for grabs tonight. I assume Chompster kept a running total.....much lol'age thru the evening.

So my shove with 2/7off   walked into (M)Asif's AJ in the SB. FML.

first card on flop = 2. SWEEEEEEEET.
then.......runner runner diamond for the J to hit a flushy.
nice.

[ ] Drainy sure did deserve to win that hand....

Chompy, Nirvana, HoldyFoldy (nice to meet you Michelle), Pizzled and Edna all still in it when I departed 27th ish. Vinny out and in the cash [game]. Expressy departed. Claw-the-soon-to-be-birthday-girl has also left the building. China Mug departed.  Sicilian was at the brownies.

Greg [also gone] - Edna wants to know where that photo is gonna end up?

ps - Deano - Chompy was still in with circa 80k chips.......
[ ] That sure was true

[Claw75]

Lots of Dennis points up for grabs tonight. I assume Chompster kept a running total.....much lol'age thru the evening.

ship the tenner this way imo

[Chompy]

Greg [also gone] - Edna wants to know where that photo is gonna end up?

More info needed please...

Lots of Dennis points up for grabs tonight. I assume Chompster kept a running total.....much lol'age thru the evening.

ship the tenner this way imo

Think you took this down uncontested Claw. Your 7pts were way good enough.
The only other scorers I saw were Alan Gray for fist pumping three tables out and another random donk who slapped the table gleefully. 2pts each for those two nowhere near good enough.
The crisp tenner is yours.

ALSO, GG whoever asked them to request over the tannoy that the owner over an Audi, registration CH10 MPY, go move it. A work of genius. WP. Nirvana obv imo but not admitting to it.

ALSO, please stop making me rofl with your MDD-based humour Nirvana. That was utter com tonight.

ALSO, checked with Niall whether they'd let us in wearing a clown costume on NYD. The answer was not pleasing 

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Alex                 27     5    1    0    4       105      3.89
Celtic               60     3    1    4    9       158      2.63
Snatiramas           54     2    3    1    10      133      2.46
Tightend             58     2    2    2    14      133      2.29
Gamblor              30     2    0    2    3       64       2.13
Lucky                77     4    1    1    15      154      2
Nirvana              91     4    4    1    13      174      1.91
Winkie               25     0    1    1    6       47       1.88
Sir Donksalot        83     6    2    0    6       143      1.72 *
Simon G              45     1    1    1    8       76       1.69
Tikay                47     1    1    2    5       76       1.62
Chompy               80     2    2    1    12      123      1.54 *
Pelham Boy           25     0    1    1    4       35       1.40
Holdorfold           26     1    0    1    2       32       1.23 *
China Mug            133    3    3    0    13      155      1.17
Claw                 37     0    0    1    5       39       1.05
________________________________________________________________
Dingdell             25     0    0    0    4       26       1.04
Jeff Buftybarger     25     1    0    0    1       22       0.88
Xpressman            38     0    0    0    4       27       0.71

Updated up to and including Thu 10 December
* - December total included

December results
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
J-Buff               1    0    0    0       15
Alex TFOP            0    1    0    0       12
Holdorfold           0    0    1    0       9

Right, anyway, down to league business.

A magnificent 9pts for Holdyfoldy ease she's relegation fears and in fact move her up three places. GG.

Again I’d like to ask Sir Donkeys to show compassion and let me have tonight's tournament for free.

A good Girl Guide would. If you want to gain your ‘Helping The Elderly’ badge you will imo.

I showed uber-patience again. MDD limped at 800-1600 so I shoved 11k next door with AK. Derrick John Miller called with AQ. I won that race. Wiiiii. 25k and not far off average with 15 left. The tide has turned...

Then this happened within three hands, also at 800-1600. Limp early, limp button, MDD makes up out of the SB.

I make it 6k more out of the BB with AJ. Folded to MDD who shoves for 10k total…with KJ. FFS MDD TEZ V.TEZ. Outcome obv here.

Not long after MDD makes it 4k. I have ace ace on the button and shove. SB reshoves with jack jack. Jack on the river. Please Sir Donkeys, I beg of you…

[Snatiramas]

still playin on line on stars. Final table of $162 but short stacked