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[nirvana]

Greg [also gone] - Edna wants to know where that photo is gonna end up?

More info needed please...

Lots of Dennis points up for grabs tonight. I assume Chompster kept a running total.....much lol'age thru the evening.

ship the tenner this way imo

Think you took this down uncontested Claw. Your 7pts were way good enough.
The only other scorers I saw were Alan Gray for fist pumping three tables out and another random donk who slapped the table gleefully. 2pts each for those two nowhere near good enough.
The crisp tenner is yours.

ALSO, GG whoever asked them to request over the tannoy that the owner over an Audi, registration CH10 MPY, go move it. A work of genius. WP. Nirvana obv imo but not admitting to it.

ALSO, please stop making me rofl with your MDD-based humour Nirvana. That was utter com tonight.

ALSO, checked with Niall whether they'd let us in wearing a clown costume on NYD. The answer was not pleasing 

In truth, the funniest thing tonight was you discussing my bet sizes with Dick as I got outdrawn for the nth squared time this evening. Trying to whisper it was uber com  :-) :-)

[Drain Alien]

[  ] chumpy sure isn't getting desperate

[AlexMartin]

still playin on line on stars. Final table of $162 but short stacked

still in? ill rail

[the sicilian]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Alex                 27     5    1    0    4       105      3.89
Celtic               60     3    1    4    9       158      2.63
Snatiramas           54     2    3    1    10      133      2.46
Tightend             58     2    2    2    14      133      2.29
Gamblor              30     2    0    2    3       64       2.13
Lucky                77     4    1    1    15      154      2
Nirvana              91     4    4    1    13      174      1.91
Winkie               25     0    1    1    6       47       1.88
Sir Donksalot        83     6    2    0    6       143      1.72 *
Simon G              45     1    1    1    8       76       1.69
Tikay                47     1    1    2    5       76       1.62
Chompy               80     2    2    1    12      123      1.54 *
Pelham Boy           25     0    1    1    4       35       1.40
China Mug            133    3    3    0    13      155      1.17
Claw                 37     0    0    1    5       39       1.05
Dingdell             25     0    0    0    4       26       1.04
________________________________________________________________
Holdorfold           25     1    0    0    2       23       0.92 *
Jeff Buftybarger     25     1    0    0    1       22       0.88
Xpressman            38     0    0    0    4       27       0.71

Updated up to and including Thu 10 December
* - December total included

December results
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
J-Buff               1    0    0    0       15
Alex TFOP            0    1    0    0       12

Right, anyway, down to league business.

Again I’d like to ask Sir Donkeys to show compassion and let me have tonight's tournament for free.

A good Girl Guide would. If you want to gain your ‘Helping The Elderly’ badge you will imo.

I showed uber-patience again. MDD limped at 800-1600 so I shoved 11k next door with AK. Derrick John Miller called with AQ. I won that race. Wiiiii. 25k and not far off average with 15 left. The tide has turned...

Then this happened within three hands, also at 800-1600. Limp early, limp button, MDD makes up out of the SB.

I make it 6k more out of the BB with AJ. Folded to MDD who shoves for 10k total…with KJ. FFS MDD TEZ V.TEZ. Outcome obv here.

Not long after MDD makes it 4k. I have ace ace on the button and shove. SB reshoves with jack jack. Jack on the river. Please Sir Donkeys, I beg of you…

My compassion chip has been removed im afraid... and im about to bollock my staff..ur timing is as they say chumpy...immaculate..

[Snatiramas]

still playin on line on stars. Final table of $162 but short stacked

still in? ill rail

no mate. Out 4th. Now playing $60 mtt sng's

[Chompy]

Greg [also gone] - Edna wants to know where that photo is gonna end up?

More info needed please...

Lots of Dennis points up for grabs tonight. I assume Chompster kept a running total.....much lol'age thru the evening.

ship the tenner this way imo

Think you took this down uncontested Claw. Your 7pts were way good enough.
The only other scorers I saw were Alan Gray for fist pumping three tables out and another random donk who slapped the table gleefully. 2pts each for those two nowhere near good enough.
The crisp tenner is yours.

ALSO, GG whoever asked them to request over the tannoy that the owner over an Audi, registration CH10 MPY, go move it. A work of genius. WP. Nirvana obv imo but not admitting to it.

ALSO, please stop making me rofl with your MDD-based humour Nirvana. That was utter com tonight.

ALSO, checked with Niall whether they'd let us in wearing a clown costume on NYD. The answer was not pleasing  

In truth, the funniest thing tonight was you discussing my bet sizes with Dick as I got outdrawn for the nth squared time this evening. Trying to whisper it was uber com  :-) :-)

Like I said me and MDD discuss hands at a level most will never be able to comprehend. Therefore, we deicded it's best to try not to upset the 'marks' by letting them overhear.
Not that one, though, that was an obv intentio-audible-whisper. Like I'm ever missing that sort of chance with you isn't it?
Anyway, the best hand discussion went like this:
MDD: "What the fuck is he doing calling with five nine suited anyway?"
Me: "I don't know, I call in that spot with his chips too."
MDD: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL."

[Drain Alien]

Is "bollock my staff" a bit like fisting?

[celtic]

Is "bollock my staff" a bit like fisting?

Lol droany, you're closer than you realise...

[nirvana]

Greg [also gone] - Edna wants to know where that photo is gonna end up?

More info needed please...

Lots of Dennis points up for grabs tonight. I assume Chompster kept a running total.....much lol'age thru the evening.

ship the tenner this way imo

Think you took this down uncontested Claw. Your 7pts were way good enough.
The only other scorers I saw were Alan Gray for fist pumping three tables out and another random donk who slapped the table gleefully. 2pts each for those two nowhere near good enough.
The crisp tenner is yours.

ALSO, GG whoever asked them to request over the tannoy that the owner over an Audi, registration CH10 MPY, go move it. A work of genius. WP. Nirvana obv imo but not admitting to it.

ALSO, please stop making me rofl with your MDD-based humour Nirvana. That was utter com tonight.

ALSO, checked with Niall whether they'd let us in wearing a clown costume on NYD. The answer was not pleasing  

In truth, the funniest thing tonight was you discussing my bet sizes with Dick as I got outdrawn for the nth squared time this evening. Trying to whisper it was uber com  :-) :-)

Like I said me and MDD discuss hands at a level most will never be able to comprehend. Therefore, we deicded it's best to try not to upset the 'marks' by letting them overhear.
Not that one, though, that was an obv intentio-audible-whisper. Like I'm ever missing that sort of chance with you isn't it?
Anyway, the best hand discussion went like this:
MDD: "What the fuck is he doing calling with five nine suited anyway?"
Me: "I don't know, I call in that spot with his chips too."
MDD: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL."

I hope at the level 6 you and the Grinch are dicussing things you were able to mention that we like to balance our range at level 8.

You gave hiim the 'should have raised to 6K' so deadpan that I laughed inside for at least 20 mins, anyway, hope to see you there Sunday for more laughs & pokers

[Drain Alien]

Is "bollock my staff" a bit like fisting?

Lol droany, you're closer than you realise...

A definition of "Drone"........[the nearest I could find]

A male bee, especially a honeybee, that is characteristically stingless, performs no work, and produces no honey. Its only function is to mate with the queen bee.
An idle person who lives off others; a loafer.
A person who does tedious or menial work; a drudge: "undervalued drones who labored in obscurity"
A pilotless aircraft operated by remote control.

Not sure about 4, but I'm up for 1~3 seems to sum me up.
As for bollocking the queen bee, i'm not sure that's an option.

 

[Claw75]

who is the queen bee round here? Chompy, I assume?

[Chompy]

I am really just a worker bee Ms Claw. Sweaty Terry is a soldier bee, he's higher up the chain than me. The identity of the queen bee will always be kept under lock and key.

It's just dawned on me, you're the last one I suspected for numberplate-gate Claw bird...

A definition of "Drone"........[the nearest I could find]

Anyone that appears in this current goddam series of NatWest adverts imo.

[celtic]

I got a phone this morning call with a full confession re plategate. Wp that person.

[Drain Alien]

I got a phone this morning call with a full confession re plategate. Wp that person.

nice selection of random words vin.
Post like I your.

[Drain Alien]

Attention please. Attention please.

Can the owner of the Skoda Fabia Sport registration number CH10 MPY please come to reception.

Please make sure that you bring a fire extinguisher with you.

ps.........[ ] It sure was Claw last night