G Casino Luton 2009 blondeite league

[the sicilian]

All i have to say regarding last nights tournament is..... it was the worst display of play by multiple parties ever witnessed..so much so i am seriously considering stopping..

[Chompy]

Name              Played    W    2    3  Other    Pts      Score
Celtic               8      0    1    1    1       36       4.5
Winkie               3      0    0    0    2       11       3.67
Nirvana              17     2    0    0    4       50       2.94
Alex Mart            7      1    0    0    2       20       2.86
Lucky                5      0    0    0    2       14       2.8
Snatiramas           9      0    1    0    1       18       2
Tightend             8      0    1    0    1       16       2
China Mug            32     2    0    0    5       60       1.88
Gamblor              7      0    0    0    2       10       1.43
Holdorfold           6      0    0    0    2       8        1.33
Chompy               16     0    0    1    1       21       1.31
Pelham Boy           10     0    0    1    1       13       1.3
Claw                 8      0    0    0    2       10       1.25
Jeff Buftybarger     6      0    0    0    1       7        1.17
Tikay                14     0    0    0    1       15       1.07
Simon Gall           6      0    0    0    1       4        0.67
Monkey Matt          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rookie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Dingdell             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Xpressman            4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Compo                9      0    0    0    0       0        0
-------------------------------------------------------------
Retirement beckons   12     0    0    0    0       0        0


Updated up to and including Wed 10 Mar

Nine points for the old blonde fella take him safely into mid-table obscurity. He must have had an easier opening table than Sir Donksalot, that's all I can summise.

[tikay]

All i have to say regarding last nights tournament is..... it was the worst display of play by multiple parties ever witnessed..so much so i am seriously considering stopping..

I did not thnk I played that bad, tbh.

[Chompy]

Latest league news for your perusal...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090312102813952

[AlexMartin]

Name              Played    W    2    3  Other    Pts      Score
Celtic               8      0    1    1    1       36       4.5
Winkie               3      0    0    0    2       11       3.67
Nirvana              17     2    0    0    4       50       2.94
Alex Mart            7      1    0    0    2       20       2.86
Lucky                5      0    0    0    2       14       2.8
Snatiramas           9      0    1    0    1       18       2
Tightend             8      0    1    0    1       16       2
China Mug            32     2    0    0    5       60       1.88
Gamblor              7      0    0    0    2       10       1.43
Holdorfold           6      0    0    0    2       8        1.33
Chompy               16     0    0    1    1       21       1.31
Pelham Boy           10     0    0    1    1       13       1.3
Claw                 8      0    0    0    2       10       1.25
Jeff Buftybarger     6      0    0    0    1       7        1.17
Tikay                14     0    0    0    1       15       1.07
Simon Gall           6      0    0    0    1       4        0.67
Monkey Matt          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rookie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Dingdell             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Xpressman            4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Compo                9      0    0    0    0       0        0
-------------------------------------------------------------
Retirement beckons   12     0    0    0    0       0        0


Updated up to and including Wed 10 Mar

Nine points for the old blonde fella take him safely into mid-table obscurity. He must have had an easier opening table than Sir Donksalot, that's all I can summise.

wp gramps. are u playing properly now?

[tikay]

Name              Played    W    2    3  Other    Pts      Score
Celtic               8      0    1    1    1       36       4.5
Winkie               3      0    0    0    2       11       3.67
Nirvana              17     2    0    0    4       50       2.94
Alex Mart            7      1    0    0    2       20       2.86
Lucky                5      0    0    0    2       14       2.8
Snatiramas           9      0    1    0    1       18       2
Tightend             8      0    1    0    1       16       2
China Mug            32     2    0    0    5       60       1.88
Gamblor              7      0    0    0    2       10       1.43
Holdorfold           6      0    0    0    2       8        1.33
Chompy               16     0    0    1    1       21       1.31
Pelham Boy           10     0    0    1    1       13       1.3
Claw                 8      0    0    0    2       10       1.25
Jeff Buftybarger     6      0    0    0    1       7        1.17
Tikay                14     0    0    0    1       15       1.07
Simon Gall           6      0    0    0    1       4        0.67
Monkey Matt          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rookie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Dingdell             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Xpressman            4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Compo                9      0    0    0    0       0        0
-------------------------------------------------------------
Retirement beckons   12     0    0    0    0       0        0


Updated up to and including Wed 10 Mar

Nine points for the old blonde fella take him safely into mid-table obscurity. He must have had an easier opening table than Sir Donksalot, that's all I can summise.

wp gramps. are u playing properly now?

Yup, tightened up. KK is the very bottom of my pre-flop range.

I made one loose call against Pepe, who  jammed after I raised.

I gave it some dwellage, but thought "sod it, I don't like calling, but let's do it".

His AK as in shocking shape, & my Aces held. Phew!

[tikay]

Latest league news for your perusal...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090312102813952

Lol at the "slow-rolling Fish"!

He did it twice last night, once with a set, for a Pot-Sized call, but the 2nd was a real purler.

We were 5 handed, Blinds 1k-2k I think, & he was in the BB with about 40k behind. Passed to the Blinds, SB made up, & we saw this ultra-dry flop.

 

Small Blind insta-shoved for a 15k.

Mr Fish gives huge dwellage. Then Calls, with K-4!

I don't think he does it intentionally though.

[Chompy]

I think you're right, he doesn't do it intentionally, but he certainly does it. He did it to me last Wednesday.
Blinds 400-800, Fishy made one of his trademark min raises in the cutoff to 1600 with about 30k behind, I had 9500 on the button, so in they went with 66. Folded back round, Dan sits there for about a minute. Then asks how much more to him. Then counts out the extra 7900 one chip at a time. Then turns over AK. Then hits a king on the river. Not pleasing. A slow-rolling min raiser, is there anything worse?
Celtic intentionally slow rolled me on Monday when Fishy was sat between us, so as to get the conversation on to the subject. Dan agreed that it was poor form indeed...

[AlexMartin]

I think you're right, he doesn't do it intentionally, but he certainly does it. He did it to me last Wednesday.
Blinds 400-800, Fishy made one of his trademark min raises in the cutoff to 1600 with about 30k behind, I had 9500 on the button, so in they went with 66. Folded back round, Dan sits there for about a minute. Then asks how much more to him. Then counts out the extra 7900 one chip at a time. Then turns over AK. Then hits a king on the river. Not pleasing. A slow-rolling min raiser, is there anything worse?
Celtic intentionally slow rolled me on Monday when Fishy was sat between us, so as to get the conversation on to the subject. Dan agreed that it was poor form indeed...

iv worked it out chompy. hes just permanently stoned i think.

[The Captain]

Very Very illusional last night,all things were not as they appeared.

[AlexMartin]

good vid chompy. bit short though.

[Chompy]

good vid chompy. bit short though.

Running out of material imo, might have to select a new league review host for next week...

[tikay]

Very Very illusional last night,all things were not as they appeared.

You were seriously unlucky Steve - how he called that re-re-Raise with Nines (against your Kings) I'll never know, but the bink was never in doubt.

But......

Mr Punchbag Captain Birdforum Kirk had a stonking coup earlier.

Lionel limped with Aces, & Punchbag checked with 

The flop was a bit special.

 

Free Burger for the Captain!

[The Captain]

649,740 to one for a cheeseburger !

[the sicilian]

just looked at sundays result..

avi..hamid and Lailits driver on the final table of a 73 man tourney... u gotta b fucking kidding... odds on that chompy... can only b 2nd to me ever knowing what a final table is ever again..