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[Drain Alien]

Not tonight mate,have to take the enemy out one night a week

God that womens so selfish

Tell her you've pushed the boat out and booked her a table at a top Luton location.

Both slip into your bestest jeans.

Then slide on the blindfold and escort her to the car.

She'll get the shock of her life when she's greeted by Kalam asking what her name is and whether she wants Coco Pops or Shreddies for her starter...

Kalam would run away imo

[Rockstar]

The first 3 lines of your last post Chompy were lifted straight out of a Jackie Collins Novel

[celtic]

The first 3 lines of your last post Chompy were lifted straight out of a Jackie Collins Novel

or Mills & Boon

[Claw75]

The first 3 lines of your last post Chompy were lifted straight out of a Jackie Collins Novel

or Mills & Boon

I got quite excited reading it. Have you thought about becoming a romantic novelist Chompy?

[Chompy]

CHAPTER 1

Mrs Rockstar had sensed for a while there was a new love in Rockstar's life, a mistress by the name of poker.

How she secretly yearned for the days when Rockstar would turn up Bon Jovi to volume 11 as they liberally spread talcum powder over each others' thighs in preparation for the tighest of tight jeans being pulled on.

"Lay your hands on meh, lay your hands on meh, lay youuuuurrrrrr hands on meh," they would rock in unison.

But tonight there was something in the air. Something special. Rockella knew not what, nor where, but the anticipation filled her with joy.

The hours slid by and her heart skipped a beat as the Rockmobile entered the driveway...

[Rockstar]

Theres a lot more truth to that, than you could possibly imagine....

[Claw75]

*swoon*

can't wait for chapter 2.

[Simon Galloway]

CHAPTER 2 - Barbara Cartland

She heard the familiar slam of the rockmobile door and the confident stride that clearly indicated a well ground out 6th place.

Without a word being spoken, he threw open the bedroom door, threw the £114 up in the air (the 4 pound coins may have smarted a bit when they landed) but it mattered not as she was glistening in eager anticipation.  Not being the toughest situation in the world to read, rockstar swiftly moved all in and proceeded to bang her like a cheap drum.

tbc

[Drain Alien]

CHAPTER 2 - Barbara Cartland

She heard the familiar slam of the rockmobile door and the confident stride that clearly indicated a well ground out 6th place.

Without a word being spoken, he threw open the bedroom door, threw the £114 up in the air (the 4 pound coins may have smarted a bit when they landed) but it mattered not as she was glistening in eager anticipation.  Not being the toughest situation in the world to read, rockstar swiftly moved all in and proceeded to bang her like a cheap drum.

tbc

LMFO - wp Chumpy

[celtic]

Lol,

Though it was by simon not chumpy.

[Claw75]

oh Simon you've ruined it now - where's all the mystery and romance that Chompy so brilliantly delivered?

[the sicilian]

Pah ! Women...romance you say... u know ya want it.....i am a divorced man i never figured out why...

[the sicilian]

Mrs Rockstar reclined on the Tiger skinned sofa, the one they'd got from DFS that fine spring Bank holiday Monday, and gazed aimlessly at the framed autographed print of Bruce Springsteen above the mantle piece.

Her heart felt heavy.Mr Rockstar was late again,he'd only gone for the Sunday five pound re buy and it was already 1AM. He'd probably stumble home with tales of winning a seat into the hundred pounder and bubbling.

She just felt she was losing him. She looked at the trophy they'd won for coming third in the Kurt & Courtney lookalike competition that year at Butlins Weymouth.She sighed heavily. He'd even refused a game of the roadie and besotted fan the other night,she knew then there was something wrong. It wasn't as if she didn't know who was responsible. It was bound to be one of the Luton G groupies,which one?.She didn't know, could be anyone of Edna,Danish or Betty.
They'd had words,of course he denied it but you don't come home smelling of Lavender and Olbas oil for no good reason.

She heard the distinctive crunch of the 1971 Mustangs tyres on the gravel drive.He was home. She smoothed down her Pink and Black 50's poodle skirt and took a deep breath,one last try, for Bruce's sake....

[Drain Alien]

Lol,

Though it was by simon not chumpy.

Well spotted Vinny! (In my defence i was on my iphone so viewing is a strugggle!)
most amusing anyway [Simon].

[Simon Galloway]

oh Simon you've ruined it now - where's all the mystery and romance that Chompy so brilliantly delivered?

Oh you love all that mystery and romance.  But admit it, if they aren't banging like a shithouse door in the wind by chapter 12 you'd be less than impressed...