Name Played Won 2nd 3rd Other Pts Score
Alex 12 3 0 0 3 56 4.67 *
Snatiramas 46 2 3 1 9 122 2.65
Tightend 54 2 2 2 13 128 2.37
Celtic 53 2 1 4 7 122 2.3
Gamblor 29 2 0 2 3 64 2.21
Lucky 65 4 1 1 12 141 2.17
Winkie 22 0 1 1 5 43 1.95
Nirvana 81 3 4 0 11 153 1.89
Simon G 43 1 1 1 8 76 1.77
Tikay 43 1 1 2 5 76 1.77
Chompy 71 2 2 1 10 110 1.55
Sir Donksalot 73 4 2 0 5 108 1.48
Pelham Boy 25 0 1 1 4 35 1.4
Claw 32 0 0 1 5 39 1.22
Dingdell 23 0 0 0 3 26 1.13
Holdorfold 20 1 0 0 2 23 1.15
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China Mug 123 3 2 0 13 137 1.11
Xpressman 28 0 0 0 3 13 0.46
Jeff Buftybarger 25 0 0 0 1 7 0.28
Updated up to and including Thu 29 October
Top May points scorer - Snatiramas
Top June points scorer - Gamblor
Top July points scorer - Lucky
Top August points scorer - No qualifier
Top September points scorer - Snatiramas
Top October points scorer - TFOP
That's it then, pretty much the end of October's business, unless anyone's going tonight? If anyone is partaking, I need a snitchy fella on the inside to tell me whose total I need to add another tournament to.
It was a bumper month all right, points galore. By my reckoning The future of poker will just about be at the top of the table when his October tourneys are added in, and he's also just nicked the October player of the month award, despite a late surge from snitchy.
Sigh at last night's final table. Same old same old innit. MDD does nothing and then finds a big ace three hands on the spin, twice doubling up. Having also doubled up with quads two tables out when some dude shoved into him on an AAAQ4 board. With a queen.
Meanwhile, yours truly finds king king, shoves into A6 and witnesses ace binkament on the river. Gone! It'll turn. One day.
Great opening table though, with Tightarse to my right and Chinese Alan and Pep to my left. Some proper poker played. Had a quality hand v Alan. Obv I slowrolled him with top pair but it felt like a proper tournament. That's what it's all about innit?
Otherwise, it was prob the most com night ever seen at the new G. That second last table was mesmerising, witnessing the newly formed double act that is Nirvana and MDD. You are a comedy genius Snitchers, both between the hands and during them.
Scores on the doors
No. of players...........................mid 30s
No. of leaguers.........................8
No. of Sebs present..................1 (bloody nice bloke)
No. of sports top worn...............1 (Loofah's Man Utd goalkeeper shirt)
Best Scotch player present.........Stephen Dour
Standard of play.......................7/10
Atmosphere.............................10/10
Paul handsomenessometer........10/10 (not present, I is just assuming)
Sir Donksalot chirpometer..........0.1/10 (ear-infection lingeraments?)
No. of new haircuts...................1 (British Gas looking shaaaaaaaarp)
Longest valet wait.....................31m37s
Best final table performance.......Nirvana
Worst final table performance....Alan
Excellent idea of the night..........Snitchy's brainwave that the league season should be broken into two lots of six months next year. This will almost certainly happen imo.
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