Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

Another ridicu-late Monday for the creme de la crap, with myself, Celtic and Boer Wars half of the final six who carried on shuffling chips around the table until the early hours. Celtic sixth for a saver, me fifth, Boer Wars TBC.
Score updatage in the morning/early afternoon.

And the results are in........

............drumroll..........

CONGRATS to the zebra munching Mr Boer Woers.

;-)

Drainy

[Dingdell]

Another ridicu-late Monday for the creme de la crap, with myself, Celtic and Boer Wars half of the final six who carried on shuffling chips around the table until the early hours. Celtic sixth for a saver, me fifth, Boer Wars TBC.
Score updatage in the morning/early afternoon.

And the results are in........

............drumroll..........

CONGRATS to the zebra munching Mr Boer Woers.

;-)

Drainy

Nice win - congrats - deserved it - real gentleman at the table. I complained I was cold and he took off his jacket and put it round my shoulders just like in the movies....   It was a tender moment sadly not continued as he then proceeded to call me Claire......sigh.

[Chompy]

Could've been worse Ding, could've called you Betty.

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               5      1    0    0    1       28       5.60
Ericredkite          6      0    0    1    2       28       4.67
The Baron            4      0    0    0    2       17       4.25
Celtic               18     3    0    0    3       70       3.89
Boer Wars            59     8    2    4    9       221      3.75
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Simon G              11     0    1    1    2       33       3.00
Jonnyplum            42     3    1    1    7       126      3.00
G-Rodge              34     3    1    2    4       96       2.82
Luther               60     3    1    3    10      168      2.80
Chompy               32     3    2    0    3       85       2.66
Claw                 18     2    1    0    0       45       2.50
LittleRedRidingHood  21     1    1    1    3       51       2.43
Drain Alien          27     1    1    0    6       63       2.33
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    0       39       2.17
China Mug            66     0    4    2    11      139      2.11
Tightend             10     0    0    1    2       21       2.10
Holdyfoldy           22     0    0    1    6       46       2.09
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Pizzled              40     2    1    1    4       76       1.90
Ropey Flush          8      0    1    0    0       15       1.88
Evil Edna            62     4    0    1    5       114      1.84
Free Rollin          5      0    0    1    0       9        1.80
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Rockstar             67     2    2    1    8       114      1.70
Xpressman            38     1    1    2    2       62       1.63
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              50     1    1    2    3       73       1.46
W4SP                 8      0    0    0    1       11       1.38
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
RUHolding            19     0    1    0    0       17       0.89
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83
Gamblor              2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Mon 10 May

May table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    0       18
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
G-Rodge              1    0    0    0       15
Boer Wars            1    0    0    0       15
Drainy               1    0    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       10
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
Luther               0    0    1    0       9
Rockstar             0    0    1    0       9
China Mug            0    0    0    1       7
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    1       6
Pizzled              0    0    0    1       6
Chompy               0    0    0    1       6
Celtic               0    0    0    1       5
_____________________________________________
Holdy                0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               538
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             516
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      431
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                397
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          389
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                383
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   380
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         359
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   343
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     342
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    338
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   318
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       312
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         309
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               307
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       292
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    274
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        269
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    253
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                247
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     220
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       217
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215

At the end of around ten hours of poker, the upshot was Boer Wars 15pts, me 6pts, Celtic 5pts.
Good-quality final table, with Chinese George and his missus, Paul Wimbledon (the only ex-Western regular called Paul with anything like a game), Co-Operative 'good with food' voiceover man and a couple of other solids present.

Sir Donksalot remains bottom of the fantasy league

[Claw75]

Another ridicu-late Monday for the creme de la crap, with myself, Celtic and Boer Wars half of the final six who carried on shuffling chips around the table until the early hours. Celtic sixth for a saver, me fifth, Boer Wars TBC.
Score updatage in the morning/early afternoon.

And the results are in........

............drumroll..........

CONGRATS to the zebra munching Mr Boer Woers.

;-)

Drainy

Nice win - congrats - deserved it - real gentleman at the table. I complained I was cold and he took off his jacket and put it round my shoulders just like in the movies....  It was a tender moment sadly not continued as he then proceeded to call me Claire......sigh.

welcome to my world.

Regards

Tracey/Michelle/Carol

[luther101]

Nice win - congrats - deserved it - real gentleman at the table. I complained I was cold and he took off his jacket and put it round my shoulders just like in the movies....  It was a tender moment sadly not continued as he then proceeded to call me Claire......sigh.

Maybe you, the Ruislip Burd, and the Doris from Barking ought to appreciate that getting a bit of attention from the fellahs is a blinding result      ......       expecting them to remember names - and which one's witch - is positively taking the piss!


    

[Claw75]

Nice win - congrats - deserved it - real gentleman at the table. I complained I was cold and he took off his jacket and put it round my shoulders just like in the movies....   It was a tender moment sadly not continued as he then proceeded to call me Claire......sigh.

Maybe you, the Ruislip Burd, and the Doris from Barking ought to appreciate that getting a bit of attention from the fellahs is a blinding result      ......       expecting them to remember names - and which one's witch- is positively taking the piss!


   

oi! no need for that loofah!!!!

[Claw75]

I'm out of action for the rest of the week so might squeeze in one more trip tonight for the donkfest/scrabble.  Hopefully Boer Wars and/or the ice cream man will be there in case i get a bit chilly.

[HOLDorFOLD]

Nice win - congrats - deserved it - real gentleman at the table. I complained I was cold and he took off his jacket and put it round my shoulders just like in the movies....   It was a tender moment sadly not continued as he then proceeded to call me Claire......sigh.

Maybe you, the Ruislip Burd, and the Doris from Barking ought to appreciate that getting a bit of attention from the fellahs is a blinding result      ......       expecting them to remember names - and which one's witch- is positively taking the piss!


   

oi! no need for that loofah!!!!

LOL - When shall we three meet again 

[Claw75]

Nice win - congrats - deserved it - real gentleman at the table. I complained I was cold and he took off his jacket and put it round my shoulders just like in the movies....   It was a tender moment sadly not continued as he then proceeded to call me Claire......sigh.

Maybe you, the Ruislip Burd, and the Doris from Barking ought to appreciate that getting a bit of attention from the fellahs is a blinding result      ......       expecting them to remember names - and which one's witch- is positively taking the piss!


   

oi! no need for that loofah!!!!

LOL - When shall we three meet again 

in Eastwick at the weekend as already planned?

[cia260895]

WOW the 'G' NOW doing cold calling to try to get customers to come back,fair play i suppose

they are open 24hrs and do a ladies nite

[Drain Alien]

Was there any particular reason why the Omahahahaha comp was so poorly attended on Sunday?
Mrs Drainy was thinking of playing it this week - to reclaim her tiara - but concerned at lack'age of players.
Anyone any view, or has it just been on a downward spiral since the Alien's pwned everyone's souls?

Funny moment in world-drainy that I thought I'd share with you.
No no don't worry, my kids don't think I'm gay.

I left the office earlier to get some fresh air after a heavy meeting, and I was strolling thru the streets of the big bad city, chatting away to Drainetta on my mobile and then I looked down....

HORROR

As I'd rushed away from my desk I'd picked up my grey thin pinstripe suit jacket and put it on.
Only when I was 15 mins from the office did I realise that I was wearing blue thick pin stripe trousers

[   ] There's just no way that I took the jacket off and held it inside out, on the way back to the office
[   ] Drainetta  didn't PHSL as I explained this

FML  

[Lucky]

At the end of around ten hours of poker, the upshot was Boer Wars 15pts, me 6pts, Celtic 5pts.
Good-quality final table, with Chinese George and his missus, Paul Wimbledon (the only ex-Western regular called Paul with anything like a game), Co-Operative 'good with food' voiceover man and a couple of other solids present.

Sir Donksalot remains bottom of the fantasy league

Good player is Paul, and amusing at the table too.  Has made  regular cashes at The Western.

And anyone who comes 4th in an event of this quality must be a great player.
http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/resultplayers.php?id=1191

[Claw75]

they are open 24hrs and do a ladies nite

are you coming?  free champagne and 'pampering' on offer apparently

[cia260895]

they are open 24hrs and do a ladies nite

are you coming?  free champagne and 'pampering' on offer apparently

would do but my hairs have grown back

Click to see full-size image.

[luther101]

Yup - Paul Wimbledon is good player (obviously too good for Chompy     .....      did you beg for the saver at "the end of around ten hours of poker"?).

Expect to see more of him at the G     .......