Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Claw75]

meh i'm not fussed - they're all lovely!

[77dave]

i have heard rumours that having dropped 5k on Friday night Tony has been banned from the card room for bad behaviour, although he is still allowed in the casino

Having dropped his 5k in the cash game he went to the bank picked up 3k returned to the BJ tables and got his 5k back from them.

Im trying to work out why he is welcome at BJ but not in the poker room? any ideas?

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               5      1    0    0    1       28       5.60
Ericredkite          6      0    0    1    2       28       4.67
The Baron            4      0    0    0    2       17       4.25
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Celtic               18     3    0    0    2       65       3.61
Boer Wars            59     7    2    4    9       206      3.49
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Simon G              11     0    1    1    2       33       3.00
Jonnyplum            42     3    1    1    7       126      3.00
G-Rodge              34     3    1    2    4       96       2.82
Luther               60     3    1    3    10      168      2.80
Claw                 18     2    1    0    0       45       2.50
Chompy               32     3    2    0    2       79       2.47
LittleRedRidingHood  21     1    1    1    3       51       2.43
Drain Alien          27     1    1    0    6       63       2.33
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    0       39       2.17
China Mug            66     0    4    2    11      139      2.11
Tightend             10     0    0    1    2       21       2.10
Holdyfoldy           22     0    0    1    6       46       2.09
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Pizzled              40     2    1    1    4       76       1.90
Ropey Flush          8      0    1    0    0       15       1.88
Evil Edna            62     4    0    1    5       114      1.84
Free Rollin          5      0    0    1    0       9        1.80
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Rockstar             67     2    2    1    8       114      1.70
Xpressman            38     1    1    2    2       62       1.63
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              50     1    1    2    3       73       1.46
W4SP                 8      0    0    0    1       11       1.38
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
RUHolding            19     0    1    0    0       17       0.89
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83
Gamblor              2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Sat 8 May

May table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    0       18
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
G-Rodge              1    0    0    0       15
Drainy               1    0    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       10
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
Luther               0    0    1    0       9
Rockstar             0    0    1    0       9
China Mug            0    0    0    1       7
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    1       6
Pizzled              0    0    0    1       6
Holdy                0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               523
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             510
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      416
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                397
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          383
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                377
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   374
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         353
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   343
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     342
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    333
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   318
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       312
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         304
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               302
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       281
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    269
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        258
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    248
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                247
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     220
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       212
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      210

It's looking like just a matter of time now before G-Rodge takes over at the top of the fantasy league, following his sensational victory in an unusually well-subscribed turbo donkoff last night.
Earlier Thomas had secured fourth (7pts) in the 8pm thingy to cement Jonny Plums's position in thid place.
The MAS early-season domination looks to be grinding to a halt for the time being...

[Claw75]

News in via facebook that dealer Dan and the lovely Raj have got engaged!  Congratulations both!

 

[luther101]

just to follow on from evil mas member rockstars post about the national league, the following people qualify for the 15k freeroll on sunday 23rd may aprox 7.30 ish i think.  You have to email your blue square or g casino poker name to league@gukpt.com for them to register you.

53 glenn henderson
49 graham wheldon
48 john hilson
48 james miller
42 adrian gotch
42 paul noonan

here are the prizes, youd be mad to miss it

1st £2,500 GUKPT Grand Final Seat + Seat in Champion of Champions
2nd £2,500 GUKPT Grand Final Seat
3rd £2,500 GUKPT Grand Final Seat
4th £2,500 GUKPT Grand Final Seat
5th £800
6th £700
7th £600
8th £500
9th £400
10th £300
11th - 20th £200
21st - 30th £100
31st - 50th £75
51st - 70th £50
71st - 100th £25

And what comps did you need to play to qualify for this?

Vinny - it's based upon your 'live' results at the G within the specified dates set out by Blue Sq/Grosvenor.

http://www.bluesq.com/bluesquare/bspoker/national_league.shtml?PRO=NationalLeague&PLA=HomeMenuPromos&CRE=WhiteText

Davey J invariably 'farms' the 3 online tournies every weekend during the/his period (which are full of total spazzes, that make Nirvana look like the King of Charisma) for extra - very easy - pointage.

When it was running last year, those in the know made a point of keeping it all 'under yer hat'    .....      to keep the  flotsam/jetsam chappies away from 'our little earner'.

D J has been very/too successful in binking seats galore over the past 16 months    .....      I suppose it was only a matter of time before the cat got out of the bag and the dross caught up up with the shrewdies!

[luther101]

Get in!
Who's John Hilson? It's not seven-foot bouffant isn't it? He's Gary Hilson Banks.
These results prove I'm a better midweek player than Boer Wars   but not as good as Nirvana  

Not quite Chimps    ......      the named players are the top 5 at the Luton G that didn't finish in the top 100 of League 1.

If it wasn't for D J, Edna, Athi, Tom Myland, and Lally being miles ahead of you in points scoring (thus qualifying automatically, by being in the cuntrywide top 100) you wouldn't  have 'repercharged' in via the back door as one of the (laughably) 'top 5' players at your local Grosvenor!

[GMan]

1st for me last night chomps. 32 runners.

Tom i think finsihed 4th in evening game.

[Lucky]

i have heard rumours that having dropped 5k on Friday night Tony has been banned from the card room for bad behaviour, although he is still allowed in the casino

Having dropped his 5k in the cash game he went to the bank picked up 3k returned to the BJ tables and got his 5k back from them.

Im trying to work out why he is welcome at BJ but not in the poker room? any ideas?

There was no suggestion of any ban or problem when the game broke at 10.30 yesterday morning. He'd been asked to stop swearing a few times but that was all. A ban would be very unpopular!

[Simon Galloway]

News in via facebook that dealer Dan and the lovely Raj have got engaged!  Congratulations both!

 

Congrats to both.

[77dave]

i have heard rumours that having dropped 5k on Friday night Tony has been banned from the card room for bad behaviour, although he is still allowed in the casino

Having dropped his 5k in the cash game he went to the bank picked up 3k returned to the BJ tables and got his 5k back from them.

Im trying to work out why he is welcome at BJ but not in the poker room? any ideas?

There was no suggestion of any ban or problem when the game broke at 10.30 yesterday morning. He'd been asked to stop swearing a few times but that was all. A ban would be very unpopular!

As i say its a rumour, im not sure what time the ban was placed, maybe after he won 5k from the casino

[Drain Alien]

News in via facebook that dealer Dan and the lovely Raj have got engaged!  Congratulations both!

 

Congrats to both.

This.

I look forward to reading a ridic amount of posts in relation to your 21st wedding anniv in years to come.
;-)

[Drain Alien]

Dearest League Elder,
I wonder if you would be so kind and publish the full fantasy team scores - with a breakdown of each team - as you've done before?
Thank you kindly in advance.
DrainyDonk.

[the sicilian]

I shouldn't reveal this but its such a stand out moment it would be a crime not to report it... Conversation between myself and my 10 year old daughter on the way home from school Friday night..

Emily :  Dad...
Hero: Yes..
E :  Are you Gay?
H: What ! ? what do you mean am i gay? No of course not..
E: Then why do you wear tight t shirts?  only Gay people wear tight t shirts...

H: ( speechless, then helpless with laughter )

Fuck My Entire Life... GG 10 year old...

[Drain Alien]

I shouldn't reveal this but its such a stand out moment it would be a crime not to report it... Conversation between myself and my 10 year old daughter on the way home from school Friday night..

Emily :  Dad...
Hero: Yes..
E :  Are you Gay?
H: What ! ? what do you mean am i gay? No of course not..
E: Then why do you wear tight t shirts?  only Gay people wear tight t shirts...

H: ( speechless, then helpless with laughter )

Fuck My Entire Life... GG 10 year old...

lol lol lol
wp her imo
and bravely revealed
FYL
;-)

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               5      1    0    0    1       28       5.60
Ericredkite          6      0    0    1    2       28       4.67
The Baron            4      0    0    0    2       17       4.25
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Celtic               18     3    0    0    2       65       3.61
Boer Wars            59     7    2    4    9       206      3.49
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Simon G              11     0    1    1    2       33       3.00
Jonnyplum            42     3    1    1    7       126      3.00
G-Rodge              34     3    1    2    4       96       2.82
Luther               60     3    1    3    10      168      2.80
Claw                 18     2    1    0    0       45       2.50
Chompy               32     3    2    0    2       79       2.47
LittleRedRidingHood  21     1    1    1    3       51       2.43
Drain Alien          27     1    1    0    6       63       2.33
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    0       39       2.17
China Mug            66     0    4    2    11      139      2.11
Tightend             10     0    0    1    2       21       2.10
Holdyfoldy           22     0    0    1    6       46       2.09
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Pizzled              40     2    1    1    4       76       1.90
Ropey Flush          8      0    1    0    0       15       1.88
Evil Edna            62     4    0    1    5       114      1.84
Free Rollin          5      0    0    1    0       9        1.80
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Rockstar             67     2    2    1    8       114      1.70
Xpressman            38     1    1    2    2       62       1.63
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              50     1    1    2    3       73       1.46
W4SP                 8      0    0    0    1       11       1.38
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
RUHolding            19     0    1    0    0       17       0.89
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83
Gamblor              2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Sun 9 May

May table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    0       18
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
G-Rodge              1    0    0    0       15
Drainy               1    0    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       10
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
Luther               0    0    1    0       9
Rockstar             0    0    1    0       9
China Mug            0    0    0    1       7
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    1       6
Pizzled              0    0    0    1       6
Holdy                0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               523
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             510
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      431
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                397
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          383
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                377
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   374
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         353
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   343
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     342
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    333
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   318
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       312
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         304
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               302
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       281
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    269
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        258
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    248
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                247
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     220
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       212
____________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      210

It looked like it was going to be a good night for the tight t-shirt-wearing poofter when he'd accumulated 25k with the blinds at 100-200 but my on-the-spot reporter informs me he was gone before the end of the next level! Why anyone would want to get a gazillion BBs in against the gutshot of the topically named scrabble man (Driton Haxhiaj) is beyond me but there you go.
Scrabble man went on to finish second, splitting Chinese scabble couple Wai Yin Wan and Jin Ze Wu. Is that Chinese George and his daughter missus? Might have to include them in the next fantasy lists imo.
So, no changes in the league table, which must be a first for a Sunday.
Jonny Plum's obv knew something the rest of us didn't in including George Michael in his fantasy team, though, as king donk slurped his way to victory in the £5 rebuy. Could Chuck really catch the MAS elite two?