Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[luther101]

I had a quick look at the fantasy list is shirley, chinese georges wife/grandaughter on it anywhere?

Love is in the air       ......

On Thursday night (to be remembered forever as 'Desperate Dave's A K Groundhog Day') Mr Plums was coquettishly flirting with young Shirley     ......       obviously trying to get some free Prawn Crackers with his takeaways from Grandad's shop at 10 pm each night when he exits the G after a long night of poker.    

Little does he know    .....

After getting her, and her great grandfather, in the money, Shirl only has eyes for myself & Rockstar and has pleaded to be allowed to set up the first Official MAS Fan Club (SE Asia division).

Unrequited love for Mr Plums!
 

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Boer Wars            76     9    2    4    12      256      3.37
Sir Donksalot        32     2    1    2    4       101      3.16
Jonnyplum            48     4    1    1    8       150      3.12
G-Rodge              41     5    1    2    6       125      3.05
Celtic               25     3    0    0    4       76       3.04
Rockstar             69     4    4    2    11      205      2.97
Luther               73     3    1    3    13      192      2.63
Evil Edna            68     5    2    2    6       174      2.56
Simon G              13     0    1    1    2       33       2.53 *
Chompy               39     3    2    0    5       96       2.46
LittleRedRidingHood  30     1    1    1    5       71       2.37 *
Tikay                25     2    1    0    2       59       2.36
China Mug            80     2    4    3    11      189      2.36
Tightend             13     0    0    2    2       30       2.31
Handsome Paul        22     2    0    0    2       50       2.27
Claw                 27     2    1    1    1       60       2.22
British Gas          30     0    2    0    4       60       2.00
Pizzled              48     2    2    1    4       88       1.83
Unimaginative        30     2    0    1    2       50       1.67
Drain Alien          38     1    1    0    6       63       1.66 *
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50
Nirvana              61     1    1    2    4       77       1.26 *
Lucky                43     2    1    0    1       53       1.23
Dingdell             22     1    1    0    0       27       1.23
Alex                 10     0    0    0    1       9        0.90
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to and including Sat 19 June
* - June total included (RUDonking cruelly dropped for lack of figure reporting)

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuune table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Rockstar             1    1    0    2       49
Edna                 1    0    1    1       33
Luther               0    0    0    3       17
Jonnyplum            1    0    0    0       15
Jakay Handbag        1    0    0    0       15
Boer Wars            0    0    0    2       14
British Gas          0    0    0    1       10
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    1       8
China Mug            0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               712
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             687
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                536
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'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      531
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                526
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          431
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   429
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     427
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         422
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    404
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   402
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   398
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         382
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       360
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               352
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       316
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    308
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        303
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                297
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    281
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     263
____________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      247
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       235

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won  Lost Bonus Pts   +/-    Score
Chompy         4      4    0    1     14    +232   3.5
Holdyfoldy     1      0    1    0     0     -63    0
EvilEdna       3      0    3    0     0     -169   0  

I was all ready for a quality gag along the lines of 'the Luton email service is less reliable than Blatch's alarm clock' but they sent it last night, so here goes...
New Fantasy dudes Spanfish and Joshua Matrix-Twin continued their good form with second and third in the afternoon thingy, but only Boer Wars of the current leaguers cashed. Seven more points means Rockstar is all but past the post in the fantasy comp.
No scrabble results anywhere since Monday? That'll probably change tonight, as I'm heading on over to play poker for half an hour pre-scrabz.

Actually Tighty, Jonnyplums' girly whinge about everyone just picking the three MAS cornerstones, plus two freebies, may have been justified. This time round that would have scored 650 odd, plus whatever the two free picks managed.
I think we should be looking to do everything possible to scupper the MAS boys. Only a few lists in so far for FLII, so time to alter things. Any ideas? Perhaps bump all the freebies up to 0.5m to stop them just picking Noonan, Rockstar and Boer Wars in the same list?

So many good bets around at the moment imo.

Josie 6-1 to win Big Brother
England not to qualify from the group 7-4
Capello to quit before the end of the world cup 100-30
Rooney not to score this world cup 5-4

All aboard!

[luther101]

Dear, oh dear Chomps - Gerrymandering to defeat the MAS?

I'd suggest the surefire way would be to     ......       win some phuqqin comps!

[Claw75]

fiver rebuy about the only comp in my reach atm so I'll be up for that this afternoon - unlikely I'll still be around by the time you're ready for getting beat at scrabble though Chomps

[Rockstar]

mas sent their leader maverick to my patch online last night, while gooseman loofah stayed at the g trying to farm fantasy points.  Rockstar was duly disposed of, spouting +evs at me as i calmly landed the prize and maximum points, he will claim he was unlucky but i had 12 times as many chips as him when the fatal blow was landed, now thats positive ev sunshine, dont mess on my patch!

and could this be a double blow to the mas, ive just noticed on aworldofpoker tighty as i was trying to decide my fantasy picks that on the 13th june ga michael came 4th in a comp is this not the George Anastasis Michael of my fantasy team, please let it be so to leapfrog me over the watford wailer. 

I had a quick look at the fantasy list is shirley, chinese georges wife/grandaughter on it anywhere?

It is my duty to inform the nation that as of 11pm last evening,the MAS are now at war with Johnny and his Plums

May your god forgive you Plum face

[Rockstar]

Only losers play the slots. Stay away from them pls.

£10 forfeit to next seasons fantasy comp prize pool,everytime im seen on them

This statement is legally binding

[Rockstar]

Worth spending the time to read this thread all the way through for those unaware of it,amazing stuff indeed

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=48399.0

[Rockstar]

Good shout on the golf bet there Chompy,you made some money i take it?

[Chompy]

Could not have worked out any better. I don't usually bet on other sports, as what can I possibly know that others who follow it day in day out don't? But I watched most of the first two days and was happy to take a stance.

[Claw75]

If I ever say I'm going to play the £5 rebuy again can someone hide my car keys please?

[Rockstar]

6th place saver for me Tighty in the £5 re-buy if you please

It`s not pretty Claw,but great fun none the less IMO

[Drain Alien]

Actually Tighty, Jonnyplums' girly whinge about everyone just picking the three MAS cornerstones, plus two freebies, may have been justified. This time round that would have scored 650 odd, plus whatever the two free picks managed.
I think we should be looking to do everything possible to scupper the MAS boys. Only a few lists in so far for FLII, so time to alter things. Any ideas? Perhaps bump all the freebies up to 0.5m to stop them just picking Noonan, Rockstar and Boer Wars in the same list?

Surely if these three guys are so good/popular (or in Loofah's case just lucky) then why aren't they priced higher?
Solves the problem imo.
Demand drives cost, so if everyone wants them then make them £10m each, forcing peoples to spread their choices.
Alternatively, keep them @ £5m, but introduce an anti-MAS rule that says only 1 of the 3 can be chosen.
Simples.

[Chompy]

Ooh, I like the anti-MAS rule Drainy, that could be the way forward, but Tighty will judge on this matter no doubt when he returns from Scotchland. I'll do the update in the morning before the St Albans-based rock resumes his elderly duties*

* NOT emptying Jakay's bag, hand-, man- or colostomy-

Edna finalled but missed the cash in the £100, MDD third for Fantasy points, me second and Keith Miller ftw. He won the one-hand flip-over heads up but did have most of the chips tbf.

Fenland Paul fourth tonight and the subject of some pretty uncanny lookalikeys...

[Drain Alien]

Nice result yesterday Mr Chomps!
No official results emailed so we'll just have to believe u innit.
gg

[TightEnd]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Boer Wars            76     9    2    4    12      256      3.37
Sir Donksalot        32     2    1    2    4       101      3.16
Jonnyplum            48     4    1    1    8       150      3.12
G-Rodge              41     5    1    2    6       125      3.05
Celtic               25     3    0    0    4       76       3.04
Rockstar             69     4    4    2    12      210      3.04
Chompy               39     3    3    0    5       108       2.77
Luther               73     3    1    3    13      192      2.63
Evil Edna            68     5    2    2    6       174      2.56
Simon G              13     0    1    1    2       33       2.53 *
LittleRedRidingHood  30     1    1    1    5       71       2.37 *
Tikay                25     2    1    0    2       59       2.36
China Mug            80     2    4    3    11      189      2.36
Tightend             13     0    0    2    2       30       2.31
Handsome Paul        22     2    0    0    2       50       2.27
Claw                 27     2    1    1    1       60       2.22
British Gas          30     0    2    0    4       60       2.00
Pizzled              48     2    2    1    4       88       1.83
Unimaginative        30     2    0    1    2       50       1.67
Drain Alien          38     1    1    0    6       63       1.66 *
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50
Nirvana              61     1    1    2    4       77       1.26 *
Lucky                43     2    1    0    1       53       1.23
Dingdell             22     1    1    0    0       27       1.23
Alex                 10     0    0    0    1       9        0.90
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to and including Sat 19 June
* - June total included (RUDonking cruelly dropped for lack of figure reporting)

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuune table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Rockstar             1    1    0    3       54
Edna                 1    0    1    1       33
Luther               0    0    0    3       17
Jonnyplum            1    0    0    0       15
Jakay Handbag        1    0    0    0       15
Boer Wars            0    0    0    2       14
Chompy               0    1    0    0      12
British Gas          0    0    0    1       10
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    1       8
China Mug            0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               717
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             706
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                543
----------------------------------------------------
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                541
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      531
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          443
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     434
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   429
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         427
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   414
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    404
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   398
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         394
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               361
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       360
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       328
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        315
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    308
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                297
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    281
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     271
____________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      247
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       235

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won  Lost Bonus Pts   +/-    Score
Chompy         4      4    0    1     14    +232   3.5
Holdyfoldy     1      0    1    0     0     -63    0
EvilEdna       3      0    3    0     0     -169   0  

OK I am updating for a Rockstar 6th, a Chompy 2nd and MDD 3rd in the fantasy points

I'm assuming no bonus points are applicable?

Please let me know if I have missed anything


I will cogitate on an adjustment to fantasy league prices with Sweating Terrenace anon. More soon



Month end totals please for June, so I can give more accurate per tournament points scores asap