Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[celtic]

vwp Noonan.

PLs stop saying Your xx is good sicilidonk when people call you. Thanks

[the sicilian]

vwp Noonan.

PLs stop saying Your xx is good sicilidonk when people call you. Thanks

does it tilt you ?

[celtic]

vwp Noonan.

PLs stop saying Your xx is good sicilidonk when people call you. Thanks

does it tilt you ?

No, but you sound like a cock because you are never right :-)

[the sicilian]

Ahhhhhhh     ......      such 'poetic licence' in Our Man from Palermo's reply.

A Less 'emotional' report.

Having called Apooooooooooooooooooooooo's raise, I studied the speed with which Mr Morris joined the pot, with "theft" clearly bulging from his temples.

On a J 7 7 flop the manic Sicilian bet out on the turn, Apoo folded    ....      and the seeds of doubt were sown.

I strongly suspected The Villain was at it (as usual?), and condescended to call.

I checked the river, after a dwell, and a 3k assault by The Forlorn Hope was duly forthcoming.

Following instinct - and having mused that 2k was more than enough to re-ignite the boiler in true Surinder Sunar style - I called the rather nervous looking oppo.

"Your Jack's good", came the weary response.

"Only an Ace", announced Laughing Loofah.

Wails of Pavarotiesque volume emanated from the other end of the table (whatever happened to Omerta?), as the Mafia gunman reeled clutching his chest looking at the deadly A Q laying proudly on the table, and positively squeeled as the skim was pushed across the table to the MAS Depository.

A most enjoyable conclusion to the joust     .....

Ah Loofy >>> if only your memory was as long as your fishing pole...the J 7 7 flop was checked by all...the turn 2 was then bet by the resident squishy seller..which you called fisherman fred with Ace high with me behind... i then duly reraised you a lump which you dwelt almost folded for ages ...pink neon light above your head lit up with ' god ive got a shit hand i cant let go of' check on the river and half pot bullett still cant make you fold..lolz.

Also my actual words when you called were ' i should know better than to try and bluff you' sigh....

A finer example of butchery i have yet to witness..

[ ] i do forget this things
[ X ] revenge will be served cold

[the sicilian]

vwp Noonan.

PLs stop saying Your xx is good sicilidonk when people call you. Thanks

does it tilt you ?

No, but you sound like a cock because you are never right :-)

how does putting x to represent a random card make me not right?

[GMan]

The hand that Helmuth Junior had was suited when he called Dicky.

Q J Diamonds.

[celtic]

awww, thats shocking, i thought it was JJ and i told him afterwards that it was a loose call thinking it was JJ. SpewyStewy. Anyway, he is a nice lad, he quickly learnt after not to fk with MDD and will know better in the future innit.

[the sicilian]

i called dicky MDD to his face last night...GULP

[luther101]

Ahhhhhhh     ......      such 'poetic licence' in Our Man from Palermo's reply.

A Less 'emotional' report.

Having called Apooooooooooooooooooooooo's raise, I studied the speed with which Mr Morris joined the pot, with "theft" clearly bulging from his temples.

On a J 7 7 flop the manic Sicilian bet out on the turn, Apoo folded    ....      and the seeds of doubt were sown.

I strongly suspected The Villain was at it (as usual?), and condescended to call.

I checked the river, after a dwell, and a 3k assault by The Forlorn Hope was duly forthcoming.

Following instinct - and having mused that 2k was more than enough to re-ignite the boiler in true Surinder Sunar style - I called the rather nervous looking oppo.

"Your Jack's good", came the weary response.

"Only an Ace", announced Laughing Loofah.

Wails of Pavarotiesque volume emanated from the other end of the table (whatever happened to Omerta?), as the Mafia gunman reeled clutching his chest looking at the deadly A Q laying proudly on the table, and positively squeeled as the skim was pushed across the table to the MAS Depository.

A most enjoyable conclusion to the joust     .....

Ah Loofy >>> if only your memory was as long as your fishing pole...the J 7 7 flop was checked by all...the turn 2 was then bet by the resident squishy seller..which you called fisherman fred with Ace high with me behind... i then duly reraised you a lump which you dwelt almost folded for ages ...pink neon light above your head lit up with ' god ive got a shit hand i cant let go of' check on the river and half pot bullett still cant make you fold..lolz.

Also my actual words when you called were ' i should know better than to try and bluff you' sigh....

A finer example of butchery i have yet to witness..

[ ] i do forget this things
[ X ] revenge will be served cold

I decided to leave out the boring bits   ....

[Chompy]

Uncle Dicky has known for a while that he's known as MDD. Think he chooses to ignore it. If he's there tonight I'll say something like, "So, MDD, who else you into apart from Elvis Costello?"
Will report back any responses.

Oh, and well played Noonanator. I tried to find a photo of you on The Henderson Mob for my daily 'players that have owned Sir Donkeys' section, but there's no shot of you on there. Please try and bink a result or two so they can get a snap. Ta

[the sicilian]

Uncle Dicky has known for a while that he's known as MDD. Think he chooses to ignore it. If he's there tonight I'll say something like, "So, MDD, who else you into apart from Elvis Costello?"
Will report back any responses.

Forgot that..

Dicky..elvis costello ? WTF

[the sicilian]

Ahhhhhhh     ......      such 'poetic licence' in Our Man from Palermo's reply.

A Less 'emotional' report.

Having called Apooooooooooooooooooooooo's raise, I studied the speed with which Mr Morris joined the pot, with "theft" clearly bulging from his temples.

On a J 7 7 flop the manic Sicilian bet out on the turn, Apoo folded    ....      and the seeds of doubt were sown.

I strongly suspected The Villain was at it (as usual?), and condescended to call.

I checked the river, after a dwell, and a 3k assault by The Forlorn Hope was duly forthcoming.

Following instinct - and having mused that 2k was more than enough to re-ignite the boiler in true Surinder Sunar style - I called the rather nervous looking oppo.

"Your Jack's good", came the weary response.

"Only an Ace", announced Laughing Loofah.

Wails of Pavarotiesque volume emanated from the other end of the table (whatever happened to Omerta?), as the Mafia gunman reeled clutching his chest looking at the deadly A Q laying proudly on the table, and positively squeeled as the skim was pushed across the table to the MAS Depository.

A most enjoyable conclusion to the joust     .....

Ah Loofy >>> if only your memory was as long as your fishing pole...the J 7 7 flop was checked by all...the turn 2 was then bet by the resident squishy seller..which you called fisherman fred with Ace high with me behind... i then duly reraised you a lump which you dwelt almost folded for ages ...pink neon light above your head lit up with ' god ive got a shit hand i cant let go of' check on the river and half pot bullett still cant make you fold..lolz.

Also my actual words when you called were ' i should know better than to try and bluff you' sigh....

A finer example of butchery i have yet to witness..

[ ] i do forget this things
[ X ] revenge will be served cold

I decided to leave out the boring relevant bits   ....

FYP

[Drain Alien]

i called dicky MDD to his face last night...GULP

not half as bad as when I shook diddly-tiddly's hand as we met in the cardroom (ages ago) and said......
"Hiya Diddly Tiddly, how u doing?".........oops

I hoped that he didn't know what I said as much a I never knew wot he said half the time

[Claw75]

just been looking through a couple of old update threads to see if I could find a pic of Loofah for you to use Chomps.  Unfortunately drew a blank, but did happen upon this gem which is worthy of being reproduced imo.

[Drain Alien]

+1 each to the June totals, for me and littlered plz mr tight
we appear to be on our way to the beloved G as we speak, tho later than one would have hoped, given that it says 20:58 on the dashboard!