Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[luther101]

NO points on offer for last night unf, so Luther and Pizzled pick up zero apiece for getting outclassed by Danish.

Ahem    ......     I chopped it with Mrs Pastry - she's far too much of an old darling to have to endure a heads up with a yob like me   .....     especially after I'd 'carried' Gavin Can't through to a paid position by bashing up the opposition.

(Memorable hand - guy goes all in on your Hero's BB    ....      Loofah looks down at J 5 off announces, "loose call, but go on then"    ....      Villain goes giddy with excitement turning over his dominating 5 5    .....    Loofah eventually overhauls him with quad Jacks    .....   Donkypoos gives a particularly filthy look to Gav, who's nearly fallen off his chair he's laughing so much     ....        did this lad have no sense of humour?)

Which forces me to raise a Point of Order, Your Magnificence.

(Simperingly sycophantic plea, from the Ian Noodleman School of Wimpering)     .....       Don'tcha think that Pizzled - and I - should be awarded ooooooodles of bonus points for braving the blizzards, whilst the likes of you sat at home in front of a trad Fen peat fire stroking your Thai Ladyboy watching (USA)'Dennis does Dallas', on DVD?

I move, nay demand, that this motion be carried.

[Chompy]

Since I'm feeling all Christmassy, go on then...

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Unimaginative        0      1    0    1    0       24       24
Jonnyplum            0      0    0    0    1       13       13
Xpressman            0      0    0    1    0       9        9
Luther               0      0    0    0    0       0        0.01
Pizzled              0      0    0    0    0       0        0.01
China Mug            0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Nirvana              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Celtic               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Lucky                0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Gamblor              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Winkie               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Simon G              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Chompy               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Dingdell             0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Holdorfold           0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Jeff Buftybarger     0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           0      0    0    0    0       0        0
W4SP                 0      0    0    0    0       0        0
British Gas          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
RUHolding            0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rockstar             0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Scotty               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rookie               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Evil Edna            0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Handsome Paul        0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pokermuppet          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Ropey Flush          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
The Baron            0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Free Rollin          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Ericredkite          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Drain Alien          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rich Orford          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Greg Sighmuns        0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tikay                0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 0      0    0    0    0       0        0
_____________________________________________________________
Sir Donksalot        0      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Tue 5 Jan

Loofah second and Deer's Testicles' third last night but only 17 runners. Serves you both right for league-point mining imo.

Did I say no snow in the fens. Meh, just had about four foot in the last ten minutes.

[Free_Rollin]

Sighhhh, was thinking of coming down to Luton tonight. Just looked outside, and it's started snowing again! Hopefully a miracle happens, and I might be able to make it....

[Claw75]

Sighhhh, was thinking of coming down to Luton tonight. Just looked outside, and it's started snowing again! Hopefully a miracle happens, and I might be able to make it....

this. although I think we're all mad for even thinking about it....

[TightEnd]

Snowing extremely heavily here

Abandoning any hope of tonight.

[the sicilian]

I salute any of you going tonight as you is completely bonkers !

[Claw75]

Lol - nah, barring a miracle thaw I've given up on the idea now too - it's looking pretty relentless

[the sicilian]

Lol - nah, barring a miracle thaw I've given up on the idea now too - it's looking pretty relentless

[ X ] Claw is a woman of logic
[ X ] The above statement is a contradiction

[GMan]

i imagine tonight will a right off snow is coming down thick and fast as i look out the window, better get off home before i get trapped. Oppps already home!!!

Dont panic Mr Mannering!!!!!!

[china mug]

g casino luton [again] there is a gentelman who has started to come back to the poker scene at luton who i shall call lovely george xxx. it would be no exageration to say that when he gets the call to the pearly gates rather than think thats a result and get in there fast,he will stand outside and argue with st peter.
the same man many years ago in the old luton g club hit a top full house on the flop against his all in opponient,as his opponient stompped away from the table he called after him dont go you might hit runner runner,so back to the table he comes the dealer who was about to give the chips to lovely george xxx now deals the last two cards on the flop
runner runner .much merrieyment was taking place with lauther and mickey takeing etc then lovely george xxx declares  im so unlucky the exact same thing happened to him four years earleyer,which was greeted with a chorus of   so why did you call him back.

so back to present times its a comp after christmas,lovely george has raised pre flo and got one lady caller,flop comes  lovely george min bets and the lady goes allin lovely george snap calls,the lady calls out ive got a set lovely george tells the two players either side of him he has a set of aces then quiries with the dealer is it 4100 and 75 chips or is it 4100 and 50 chips,we the players that heard his declaration of a set of aces tell him three times for flips sake turn your hand over stop flaffing about over the chips,he evently shows his hand the lady takes it all with good grace    as did lovely george until the river gave her quads,lovely george chorus   im so unlucky etc
i think it was einstein that said god dousnt play dice
he might have added  god dousnt like smart arses

[Chompy]

No Luton for me tonight neither, could well be an under 25-runner job imo.

[GreekStein]

wow great story.

We need more of this sort of stuff on blonde.

Keep them coming please!

[TightEnd]

Tom I am going to merge this onto the big luton thread.

[the sicilian]

wow great story.

We need more of this sort of stuff on blonde.

Keep them coming please!

Eh!  You sound just like Tikay.....

[Claw75]

Lol - nah, barring a miracle thaw I've given up on the idea now too - it's looking pretty relentless

[ X ] Claw is a woman of logic
[ X ] The above statement is a contradiction

Hmm - I'd say I'm more of a woman who is capable of applying logic if required, although it's not my preferred method of thinking, obv.