Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[nirvana]

No resignations or substitutions are allowed.  Your team neeeds you !

I have nil points myself this season, so the only way is up!

Very true Alan

[tikay]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               147
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             101
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                101
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   82
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      69
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       52
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         40
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          37
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Snitcherson)              33
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   30
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       30
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   28
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    27
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         26
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    25
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     19
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     13
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                12
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               11
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       9
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    9
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        7
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      7

At £5m and £4m respectively, MDD and Nirvana are proving to be a complete waste of money. Shambles.
Conversely, freshly-trimmed Pizzled fans are celebrating this morning as their man netted a whopping 15pts in what is fast becoming the tournament of the week.
Sporting some absurd fashion bought by his mum for his birthday earlier in the week, Sir Donksalot also cashed for 7pts, along with that lucky flucker Athy (6pts) and one of Jeff B's 'Prime Beef' boys, Simon G (5pts).

Everyone's list has now scored at least a few points, wiiiiiii

Most apposite, in my case.

It's outrageous that we only have 4 points. Can I object, & if so, on what grounds?

[tikay]

OK remaining random league donks, it's time to start collating how many tournaments you played this month and get that figure posted imo.

Played 4. Cashed, I can't exactly remember.

Working tonight & Sunday (thought the change would do me good) so no more this month.

My Sundays should be free next month, so I'll make the effort.

I struggle with the midweek Comps there at the mo, I played the Wednesday one last week, & it's not exactly my thing. Thought the 20 minute 20 minute Levels were a bit fast for me, I'm a Uber-Nit, & the 20 minute 10 minute breaks a bit slow. If the 10 minute breaks were 10 minutes, the 20 minute levels could be 25 minutes. I doubt that makes sense to anyone but me.

I'd like to play Luton more, but 20 minute Levels are just not my thing. Each to their own, eh?

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Played 1

[Laxie]

Wish I were playing.  That count for any points?

[Drain Alien]

Friday afternoon Alien humour:

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it.

"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!"

The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired.

There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap rather abruptly. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"

The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him."
 

[Claw75]

when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him."
 

I sure wouldn't

[Drain Alien]

when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him."
 

I sure wouldn't

Claire
who's that nutcase behind you in the photo?
It looks like Suzanne innit?
Drainy

[Claw75]

when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him."
 

I sure wouldn't

Claire
who's that nutcase behind you in the photo?
It looks like Suzanne innit?
Drainy

curly hair and partial to ice cream? yep that her.

[Rockstar]

OAP`S should get double points?

[GMan]

And obligatory bus pass!

[Unimaginative]

14 hours and no posts jeez!

what news from the G last nite then??

[Drain Alien]

14 hours and no posts jeez!

what news from the G last nite then??

WOW.
Clearly I should apologise to all for my lack of post'age (sorry, but I ran out of stamps).
I will not allow this to happen again, imo.

So, who's going to either of today's Donkaments?

Drain-pipe.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Luther               0      2    0    1    5       75       75
2Tight               0      1    0    0    0       21       21
Ericredkite          0      0    0    1    0       15       15
British Gas          0      0    0    0    1       12       12
W4SP                 1      0    0    0    1       11       11
Xpressman            0      0    0    1    0       9        9
Sir Donksalot        0      0    0    0    1       7        7
Simon G              1      0    0    0    1       5        5
Greg Sighmuns        5      1    0    0    1       23       4.6 *
Jonnyplum            7      0    0    1    2       29       4.14
Unimaginative        11     2    0    1    0       36       3.27
Drain Alien          7      0    0    0    2       14       2.00
Holdyfoldy           6      0    0    0    1       10       1.67 *
Pizzled              13     1    0    0    1       21       1.62
Rockstar             14     0    1    0    1       17       1.21 *
China Mug            20     0    0    0    3       18       0.90
Evil Edna            15     0    0    1    0       9        0.60
Alex                 0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Celtic               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pokermuppet          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Ropey Flush          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
The Baron            0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Free Rollin          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Dingdell             0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Lucky                0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Gamblor              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Jeff Buftybarger     1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rookie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Winkie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Inthebelly           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tikay                4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Handsome Paul        4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Chompy               6      0    0    0    0       0        0
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Nirvana              10     0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Thu 28 Jan

Awaiting last night's result...

OK, all you boys'n'girls with zero played next to your name, let's be avving that January figure, up to and including tomorrow.

[luther101]

Patience GW     ....      I presume I only have to 'declare' comps with 25 runners, or more (otherwise I'll be forced to claim some extra binkage).