Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

To any Luton regs who haven't seen it, TK posted this on Holly's thread yesterday...

"
Holly's funeral is this Thursday, St Pauls, Cheshunt. The burial will be at 12.30, & the Funeral Service at 1.30. Everyone is welcome.
"

Vinny has just pointed out that Tikay recorded this the wrong way round.
The service is at 12.30.
We have blamed his age.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Simon G              2      0    1    0    2       24       12.00
2Tight               3      1    0    0    1       28       9.33
Ropey Flush          2      0    1    0    0       15       7.50
Winkie               4      1    0    0    2       27       6.75
Greg Sighmuns        12     3    0    0    2       70       5.83
Boer Wars            32     7    2    3    8       184      5.75
Tikay                6      0    1    0    2       26       4.33
Chompy               12     1    2    0    2       49       4.08
Jonnyplum            17     2    0    1    3       66       3.88
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    0       15       3.75 *
G-Rodge              17     2    0    2    2       59       3.47
Sir Donksalot        14     2    0    0    1       43       3.07
China Mug            38     0    4    2    8       116      3.05
Luther               34     2    1    1    7       102      3.00
Free Rollin          3      0    0    1    0       9        3.00
W4SP                 4      0    0    0    1       11       2.75
Evil Edna            24     2    0    1    3       65       2.71
Rockstar             38     2    2    0    7       99       2.61
Holdyfoldy           12     0    0    1    3       31       2.58
Lucky                15     2    0    0    1       38       2.53
Unimaginative        17     2    0    1    1       40       2.35
Handsome Paul        9      1    0    0    0       21       2.33
Nirvana              19     1    1    0    2       42       2.21
British Gas          13     0    1    0    2       27       2.08
Celtic               4      0    0    0    1       8        2.00
Drain Alien          14     0    0    0    4       27       1.93
Dingdell             8      1    0    0    0       15       1.88
Pizzled              22     2    0    0    2       40       1.82
LittleRedRidingHood  11     0    1    0    1       17       1.55
RUHolding            11     0    1    0    0       17       1.55
Xpressman            16     0    0    2    1       24       1.50
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 6      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Mon 22 March

The weekend saver points have now been added in, with Thomas awarded another five for the Omaha and Pino Grigio's whipping boy collecting four more for Saturday's exploits.
Last night was a repeat performance of four days ago, with Edna (ranked no.1 in the world at the moment in my exclusive new ratings) owning the final table and taking the win, and me taking second. Xpressman binked third, while Boer Wars also final tabled but got no points for once.
Comedy moment of the night was a guy playing a hand by himself against me. First he went all in out of turn, so I said "I guess I check", then he turned his hand over! Never seen that before. He had the flush and a double bellybuster thingy straight flush. Obv got all excited.
Then there was Rockstar and random donk hollywooding each other after the former flopped a set and the latter flopped a royal flush.
Gotta love Luton.

[Chompy]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               426
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             348
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                278
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      256
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                252
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   244
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   231
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    209
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         205
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          194
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     188
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       169
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   164
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         158
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               147
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                145
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    130
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     127
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       102
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        100
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       92
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    91
___________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      89

OK, I think everything is up to date now and the good news is that Sir Donkeys is back rooted to the bottom of the table. Get in!
At the other end, it was a good night for G-Rodge, with his two non-MAS members doing the business for him.

[GMan]

Well done gents gives team G Rodge (no D) perfect night in (out) a fighting chance against the almighty rockstar.

[Rockstar]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Simon G              2      0    1    0    2       24       12.00
2Tight               3      1    0    0    1       28       9.33
Ropey Flush          2      0    1    0    0       15       7.50
Winkie               4      1    0    0    2       27       6.75
Greg Sighmuns        12     3    0    0    2       70       5.83
Boer Wars            32     7    2    3    8       184      5.75
Tikay                6      0    1    0    2       26       4.33
Chompy               12     1    2    0    2       49       4.08
Jonnyplum            17     2    0    1    3       66       3.88
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    0       15       3.75 *
G-Rodge              17     2    0    2    2       59       3.47
Sir Donksalot        14     2    0    0    1       43       3.07
China Mug            38     0    4    2    8       116      3.05
Luther               34     2    1    1    7       102      3.00
Free Rollin          3      0    0    1    0       9        3.00
W4SP                 4      0    0    0    1       11       2.75
Evil Edna            24     2    0    1    3       65       2.71
Rockstar             38     2    2    0    7       99       2.61
Holdyfoldy           12     0    0    1    3       31       2.58
Lucky                15     2    0    0    1       38       2.53
Unimaginative        17     2    0    1    1       40       2.35
Handsome Paul        9      1    0    0    0       21       2.33
Nirvana              19     1    1    0    2       42       2.21
British Gas          13     0    1    0    2       27       2.08
Celtic               4      0    0    0    1       8        2.00
Drain Alien          14     0    0    0    4       27       1.93
Dingdell             8      1    0    0    0       15       1.88
Pizzled              22     2    0    0    2       40       1.82
LittleRedRidingHood  11     0    1    0    1       17       1.55
RUHolding            11     0    1    0    0       17       1.55
Xpressman            16     0    0    2    1       24       1.50
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 6      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Mon 22 March

The weekend saver points have now been added in, with Thomas awarded another five for the Omaha and Pinot Grigio's whipping boy collecting four more for Saturday's exploits.
Last night was a repeat performance of four days ago, with Edna (ranked no.1 in the world at the moment in my exclusive new ratings) owning the final table and taking the win, and me taking second. Xpressman binked third, while Boer Wars also final tabled but got no points for once.
Comedy moment of the night was a guy playing a hand by himself against me. First he went all in out of turn, so I said "I guess I check", then he turned his hand over! Never seen that before. He had the flush and a double bellybuster thingy straight flush. Obv got all excited.
Then there was Rockstar and random donk hollywooding each other after the former flopped a set and the latter flopped a royal flush.
Gotta love Luton.

Last night was most enjoyable,myself and Mr.Fosters stayed to watch the conclusion into the early hours

If only the other male dominated final tablers had the testicles that Edna has

To summerise: Edna was the only one not wanting to do a deal,she was eventually brow beaten into submission by those that will remain nameless

The Railtards were not impressed

[Drain Alien]

Picking on a poor defenceless lady is deplorable behaviour Chompy
shouldn't be allowed

does James drink fosters?
I hadn't realised

[Rockstar]

Picking on a poor defenceless lady is deplorable behaviour Chompy
shouldn't be allowed

does James drink fosters?
I hadn't realised

As we dont do Meths on tap in this country,he puts up with the Fosters

We drove past Whipsnade Zoo the other day,it took 3 of us to hold him down and explain that those species are protected in this country

He kept mumbling on about lunch, or something

[Drain Alien]

Picking on a poor defenceless lady is deplorable behaviour Chompy
shouldn't be allowed

does James drink fosters?
I hadn't realised

As we dont do Meths on tap in this country,he puts up with the Fosters

We drove past Whipsnade Zoo the other day,it took 3 of us to hold him down and explain that those species are protected in this country

He kept mumbling on about lunch, or something

lol mr star
and either of you driving anywhere after a nite at the g sound highly dodgy imo

[TightEnd]

chop in the £30 donkamentfest tonight

Official for league and fantasy folk


2nd Athy
3rd Miller
4th TightEnd

Getting back into the swing of it slowly, I am

Athy's fifth chop/top 3 in a week I gather. Played well tonight too. Under-rated player

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Simon G              2      0    1    0    2       24       12.00
2Tight               3      1    0    0    1       28       9.33
Ropey Flush          2      0    1    0    0       15       7.50
Winkie               4      1    0    0    2       27       6.75
Greg Sighmuns        12     3    0    0    2       70       5.83
Boer Wars            32     7    2    3    8       184      5.75
Tikay                6      0    1    0    2       26       4.33
Chompy               12     1    2    0    2       49       4.08
Jonnyplum            17     2    0    1    3       66       3.88
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    0       15       3.75 *
G-Rodge              17     2    0    2    2       59       3.47
Sir Donksalot        14     2    0    0    1       43       3.07
China Mug            38     0    4    2    8       116      3.05
Luther               34     2    1    1    7       102      3.00
Free Rollin          3      0    0    1    0       9        3.00
W4SP                 4      0    0    0    1       11       2.75
Evil Edna            24     2    0    1    3       65       2.71
Rockstar             38     2    2    0    7       99       2.61
Holdyfoldy           12     0    0    1    3       31       2.58
Lucky                15     2    0    0    1       38       2.53
Unimaginative        17     2    0    1    1       40       2.35
Handsome Paul        9      1    0    0    0       21       2.33
Nirvana              19     1    1    0    2       42       2.21
British Gas          13     0    1    0    2       27       2.08
Celtic               4      0    0    0    1       8        2.00
Drain Alien          14     0    0    0    4       27       1.93
Dingdell             8      1    0    0    0       15       1.88
Pizzled              22     2    0    0    2       40       1.82
Tightend             4      0    0    0    1       7        1.75
LittleRedRidingHood  11     0    1    0    1       17       1.55
RUHolding            11     0    1    0    0       17       1.55
Xpressman            16     0    0    2    1       24       1.50
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 6      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Tue 23 March

Tighty only went and made his second appearance within the space of five days and only went and made the final table too.
He was in the company of Danny Dyer and some of Britain's deadliest poker players, some right tasty geezers, but still managed to chisel out fourth. He's no longer Le Tightend, nil points, and is now safely ensconced in mid-division (ish).

[luther101]

A huge thank you to the my internet provider - B phuqqin T - for their sterling service, last night.

Down to the last three in a Billy Hill Eye-poker comp, blinds 5 and 10k, I do a sneaky little min raise with AA on the button, and it's       .....      sodding freezeout time!!!!

When Mr British Telecrappycom 'allows me back', my once proud stack of 360k is down to a measly 63k    .....     I finished turd (because I couldn't finish any phuqqin lower).

After playing better than Nirvana - after downing seven bottles of granny's sherry - said kick in the nuts was extremely unwelcome, to say the least.

[ x ] Wish I'd gone to the Tuesday Luton Open instead.

[Chompy]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               426
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             348
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                278
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      256
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                252
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   244
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   243
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         214
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    209
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          194
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     188
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       169
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   164
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         158
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               147
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                145
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    130
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     127
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        107
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       102
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       101
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    91
___________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      89

Tighty earns 7pts for Unimaginative, who unimaginatively picked a load of middle-aged dudes in a sport game of luck skill that's dominated these days by 15yos.
Elsewhere, Derek John Miller binked 9pts for Maltese Greg and George, while Danny Dyer put me right in the mix for the fourth Champions' League spot with his third second in as many weeks.

[boer war]

Picking on a poor defenceless lady is deplorable behaviour Chompy
shouldn't be allowed

does James drink fosters?
I hadn't realised

As we dont do Meths on tap in this country,he puts up with the Fosters

We drove past Whipsnade Zoo the other day,it took 3 of us to hold him down and explain that those species are protected in this country

He kept mumbling on about lunch, or something

Hey that Zebra winked at me I swear! Just had a final table for breakfast though so was'nt hunger on my mind.

[turny]

what happened to expressmans rant post regards brow beating edna into doing a deal?

[nirvana]

A huge thank you to the my internet provider - B phuqqin T - for their sterling service, last night.

Down to the last three in a Billy Hill Eye-poker comp, blinds 5 and 10k, I do a sneaky little min raise with AA on the button, and it's       .....      sodding freezeout time!!!!

When Mr British Telecrappycom 'allows me back', my once proud stack of 360k is down to a measly 63k    .....     I finished turd (because I couldn't finish any phuqqin lower).

After playing better than Nirvana - after downing seven bottles of granny's sherry - said kick in the nuts was extremely unwelcome, to say the least.

[ x ] Wish I'd gone to the Tuesday Luton Open instead.

Excellent Luther - sets an appropriate standard for all players to know if their poker skillz are in the upper 10th percentile or not

Like the Whipsnade story Rockstar - v funny