Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

I have used the Drainy formula for calculating tournaments played ands can advise as following :

I havent played any this month and i came 2nd last night TY

I haven't played any either Deano.
Not been there once this month. Seems ridic but somehow managed to stay away completely.

As for last night's Omaha Billoxi, I Mrs Alien was literally begging her for me to give me her the win, rather than me chopping it or taking the easy option and winning it outright. I was having none of it and totally owned her heads-up. She didn't stand a chance, imo.
[  ]  This is all true.

Comedy moment from last nite, I went to the bar in one of the later breaks to get a refill for me and Mr Fosters,  and woz told the bar woz closed.
Closed?! WTF? I then looked at my watch and realised that it gone 3am!
[  ] I don't have the worst headache ever this morning; I blame zebra-man.

;-(

Drainy

[TightEnd]

4 for me including tomorrow please Chomps

[the sicilian]

How comes you didnt go to Biloxi Chomps? Holdy Foldy looked most disappointed You didnt join her and pizzled in a threes up blondefest in the land of the brave...

[Chompy]

Too much racing on Sir Donkeys*. On a crazy run at the moment, and gimme horses any day over poker currently.
Only went to Bollocksy coz it was snowy in January. Glad I did but it was a bit of a shithole in truth (don't tell Pizzled or Holdy).

* Stop stalling, you're always near enough last in with your monthly total...

[LittleRedRidingHood]

5 tourny's for little red this month chompy.

I'm not sure what drainy is gonna post as i think after the amount of alcohol he consumed last night it will probably be complete rubbish and he will no doubt not remember being beaten by the wife in to second place in last nights Omaha tourny.

Well played drainy - need to do better next time though......

[Drain Alien]

I think I even out-drunk Mr Fosters last nite!
[ ] at least my headache has gone

6 for me this month mr CH10 MPY (yes laughable that I can get away with it I know, cos I musta played 20 or so - lol; just lol)

Sincere CONGRATS to the luck-box Little Red / The wife / Drainetta / 'er indoors / Mrs Drainy, for her first outright win in a G comp in last night's Omahahaha tourney.
Gg u.

Drainy
 
(I will beat Mrs Alien in the league, and I will not be turning up dressed as little red riding hood on new year's day)

[LittleRedRidingHood]

I think I even out-drunk Mr Fosters last nite!
[ ] at least my headache has gone

6 for me this month mr CH10 MPY (yes laughable that I can get away with it I know, cos I musta played 20 or so - lol; just lol)

Sincere CONGRATS to the luck-box Little Red / The wife / Drainetta / 'er indoors / Mrs Drainy, for her first outright win in a G comp in last night's Omahahaha tourney.
Gg u.

Drainy
 
(I will beat Mrs Alien in the league, and I will not be turning up dressed as little red riding hood on new year's day)

Thanks Drainy - It was nice to get my first outright win at the G last night (the first of many i hope).

And just maybe we will see Drainy in a girls outfit parading around the G on New Years Day, watch this space......

[Dingdell]

Weeeee - WP the women!! Mrs Drainy and Claw!!!! Women are the future of poker!

I played badly, left the G with egg on my face, on my drive home got rear ended by a very big lorry which decided that the traffic stopped in front of him in the roadworks on the M1 would magically disappear as he continued to unwrap his mars bar - it didn't and I spent 3 hours in casualty.

[ ] I didn't spend the three hours wondering why I ever bother with poker, and that I would have been better off at at home watching the tv....

[X] The morphine for the whiplash is great 

[ ] I may attend Luton tonight just so I can start a new 'drugs in poker' thread.

GG the girls, lets keep this going!!

[Claw75]

OMG Trace - hope you're ok xxx

Can we call you Miss Whiplash til the end of time now please?

[Chompy]

6 for me this month...

Words...fail...me...

Meh, morphine is a waste of time imo. When I had my hip done I had a morphine drip thing with a button that you could press up to eight times an hour for pain relief.
I pressed it eight times in the first 30 seconds or so and it had no effect. As I told the orange-headed doctor who was floating around next to my bed.

[LittleRedRidingHood]

Weeeee - WP the women!! Mrs Drainy and Claw!!!! Women are the future of poker!

I played badly, left the G with egg on my face, on my drive home got rear ended by a very big lorry which decided that the traffic stopped in front of him in the roadworks on the M1 would magically disappear as he continued to unwrap his mars bar - it didn't and I spent 3 hours in casualty.

[ ] I didn't spend the three hours wondering why I ever bother with poker, and that I would have been better off at at home watching the tv....

[X] The morphine for the whiplash is great  

[ ] I may attend Luton tonight just so I can start a new 'drugs in poker' thread.

GG the girls, lets keep this going!!

Sounds awful Trace, lets hope the drugs do the job and you can return to winnings ways at Luton and help keep the girls average up.

Get Well soon.

[luther101]

Well done to that Claire (Tracey/Fred/Michelle) burd - and wp LRRH on keeping the green wellied Compost Creeper off the winner's podium!

[Drain Alien]

Lol - I need to teach mrs alien how to quote someone's post
bless
I also need to teach how to not beat me heads up

[Lucky]

At least you've now got a safe answer to that tricky old question;

"When did you stop beating your wife?"

[Drain Alien]

At least you've now got a safe answer to that tricky old question;

"When did you stop beating your wife?"

;-)

btw alan is that an allotment in the background of your picture?
it looks like an Adonia Arbutifolia if I am not mistaken?