Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Rockstar]

http://www.pokerstars.tv/poker-video-5459-ukipt-nottingham-hannah-bartick.html

Former Tuesday night triple chance reg,used to play with her old man

Never won a thing,ever

But as long as the camera loves you.......

[Laxie]

You Luton lot have a birthday boy hanging about today.  It's 77dave's big day, so make sure you do whatever it is ye do to birthday peeps.   

 

Hope you have a fantabulous day Jim!!!

 

[Dingdell]

You Luton lot have a birthday boy hanging about today.  It's 77dave's big day, so make sure you do whatever it is ye do to birthday peeps.   

 

Hope you have a fantabulous day Jim!!!

 

Ok who's volunteering to flush his head down the loo?

[Claw75]

happy birthday Jim!

I think the bumps would be more appropriate Trace

[Dingdell]

happy birthday Jim!

I think the bumps would be more appropriate Trace

Yep sorry - thats a different group - got them mixed up ;-)

[Claw75]

happy birthday Jim!

I think the bumps would be more appropriate Trace

Yep sorry - thats a different group - got them mixed up ;-)

lol - won't even ask

[Drain Alien]

http://www.pokerstars.tv/poker-video-5459-ukipt-nottingham-hannah-bartick.html

Former Tuesday night triple chance reg,used to play with her old man

Never won a thing,ever

But as long as the camera loves you.......

I can't view on my iPhone gotchy
is she a sort?

[Chompy]

Think I remember Hannah from Luton also. She sure understands the whole tournament poker thing...
If only I was blonde, cute and weighed six and a half stone, I could get on telly too, like Hannah and Tikay.

[Claw75]

Think I remember Hannah from Luton also. She sure understands the whole tournament poker thing...
If only I was blonde, cute and weighed six and a half stone, I could get on telly too, like Hannah and Tikay.

one out of three ain't bad

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               5      1    0    0    1       28       5.60
Ericredkite          6      0    0    1    2       28       4.67
The Baron            4      0    0    0    2       17       4.25
Boer Wars            59     9    2    4    9       236      4.00
Celtic               18     3    0    0    3       70       3.89
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Simon G              11     0    1    1    2       33       3.00
Jonnyplum            42     3    1    1    7       126      3.00
G-Rodge              34     3    1    2    4       96       2.82
Luther               60     3    1    3    10      168      2.80
LittleRedRidingHood  21     1    1    1    4       57       2.71
Chompy               32     3    2    0    3       85       2.66
Claw                 18     2    1    0    0       45       2.50
China Mug            66     1    4    2    11      157      2.38
Drain Alien          27     1    1    0    6       63       2.33
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    0       39       2.17
Tightend             10     0    0    1    2       21       2.10
Holdyfoldy           22     0    0    1    6       46       2.09
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Pizzled              40     2    1    1    4       76       1.90
Ropey Flush          8      0    1    0    0       15       1.88
Evil Edna            62     4    0    1    5       114      1.84
Free Rollin          5      0    0    1    0       9        1.80
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Rockstar             67     2    2    1    8       114      1.70
Xpressman            38     1    1    2    2       62       1.63
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              50     1    1    2    3       73       1.46
W4SP                 8      0    0    0    1       11       1.38
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
RUHolding            19     0    1    0    0       17       0.89
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83
Gamblor              2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Wed 12 May

May table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Boer Wars            2    0    0    0       30
China Mug            1    0    0    1       25
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    0       18
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
G-Rodge              1    0    0    0       15
LittleRed            0    0    1    2       15
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Drainy               1    0    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       10
Luther               0    0    1    0       9
Rockstar             0    0    1    0       9
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    1       6
Pizzled              0    0    0    1       6
Chompy               0    0    0    1       6
Celtic               0    0    0    1       5
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Holdy                0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               553
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             516
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      449
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                397
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          389
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                383
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   380
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   361
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         359
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    356
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     342
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   318
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       312
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         309
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               307
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       292
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    274
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        269
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    253
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                247
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     220
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       217
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215

Here are the results on the morning it was officially confirmed that I am cute - 18pts go to China Mug. No others scorers.
Comedy moment from Monday night. Thomas got it in with AK on a K87 flop and Betty called him...eventually...with 88. RUDonking chimed it with 'Unlucky Bernard'. Made me chuckle.
So Jonny's Plums continue their upward momentum as we appraoch the climax of the fantasy league season.

[Claw75]

Here are the results on the morning it was officially confirmed that I am cute

eh?  i just presumed if you grew your hair it'd be blonde

[Simon Galloway]

Here are the results on the morning it was officially confirmed that I am cute

eh?  i just presumed if you grew your hair it'd be blonde

You make it sound like he has some sort of choice.

[KarmaDope]

Here are the results on the morning it was officially confirmed that I am cute

eh?  i just presumed if you grew your hair it'd be blonde

I just guessed he weighed 6 and a half stone...

[Chompy]

Weighed myself this morning. 8st11lb, so put a line through that option straight away.

[Claw75]

Weighed myself this morning. 8st11lb, so put a line through that option straight away.

yeah, same as me *cough*