Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

And this is one of the nicer rating methods tbh

and it should b noted that whilst she's been awarded a "6 Pinter" classification, that's 6 pints of strong continental. If it woz fosters then she'd be a clear 8 pinter imo

drainyfish

[Dingdell]

Frigging Thursday anyone?  As of this morning I was most deffo not going to go tonight, but i'm too easily led. sigh.

Mr Kendall is attending, I was not sure but just saw Tom from Lutons pic on the DTD thread so I'm deffo going to Luton now. ;-)

[Claw75]

Frigging Thursday anyone?  As of this morning I was most deffo not going to go tonight, but i'm too easily led. sigh.

Mr Kendall is attending, I was not sure but just saw Tom from Lutons pic on the DTD thread so I'm deffo going to Luton now. ;-)

yeah, was the blonde haired wrinkled smoothie (is that an oxymoron?) that enticed me too.  see you there!

[luther101]

Frigging Thursday anyone?  As of this morning I was most deffo not going to go tonight, but i'm too easily led. sigh.

Mr Kendall is attending, I was not sure but just saw Tom from Lutons pic on the DTD thread so I'm deffo going to Luton now. ;-)

Is that a hint that China's off your Target List, Ding?

That leaves the way clear for WingCo to swoop down from the clouds in his shiny 747     .............

[Claw75]

Frigging Thursday anyone?  As of this morning I was most deffo not going to go tonight, but i'm too easily led. sigh.

Mr Kendall is attending, I was not sure but just saw Tom from Lutons pic on the DTD thread so I'm deffo going to Luton now. ;-)

Is that a hint that China's off your Target List, Ding?

That leaves the way clear for WingCo to swoop down from the clouds in his shiny 747     .............

or maybe she wanted to make sure the coast was clear so loverboy Myland doesn't get jealous.....

(sorry trace, just feeling the need to share the burden here)

[Laxie]

Busy week at the G.  You lot have another birthday...............HoldorRaiseMightCheckFold!!!

 

Enjoy your day Chicka!   

Be gentle when yer bumping her Lads.  She's only a wee one after all.

[Drain Alien]

Busy week at the G.  You lot have another birthday...............HoldorRaiseMightCheckFold!!!

 

Enjoy your day Chicka!  

Be gentle when yer bumping her Lads.  She's only a wee one after all.

wiiiiiiiiiiiii

[move]happy birthday meeeeeeshellllllll[/move]

from the aliens

[Laxie]

Busy week at the G.  You lot have another birthday...............HoldorRaiseMightCheckFold!!!

 

Enjoy your day Chicka!  

Be gentle when yer bumping her Lads.  She's only a wee one after all.

wiiiiiiiiiiiii

happy birthday meeeeeeshellllllll
from the aliens

Sigh...FYP  lol

[Rockstar]

Happy Birthday Michelle.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Ericredkite          6      0    0    1    2       28       4.67
The Baron            4      0    0    0    2       17       4.25
Boer Wars            59     9    2    4    10      242      4.10
Celtic               18     3    0    0    3       70       3.89
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Simon G              11     0    1    1    2       33       3.00
Jonnyplum            42     3    1    1    7       126      3.00
G-Rodge              34     3    1    2    4       96       2.82
Luther               60     3    1    3    10      168      2.80
LittleRedRidingHood  21     1    1    1    4       57       2.71
Chompy               32     3    2    0    3       85       2.66
Claw                 18     2    1    0    0       45       2.50
China Mug            66     1    4    2    11      157      2.38
Drain Alien          27     1    1    0    6       63       2.33
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    0       39       2.17
Tightend             10     0    0    1    2       21       2.10
Holdyfoldy           22     0    0    1    6       46       2.09
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Pizzled              40     2    1    1    4       76       1.90
Ropey Flush          8      0    1    0    0       15       1.88
Evil Edna            62     4    0    1    5       114      1.84
Free Rollin          5      0    0    1    0       9        1.80
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Rockstar             67     2    2    1    8       114      1.70
Xpressman            38     1    1    2    2       62       1.63
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              50     1    1    2    3       73       1.46
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
RUHolding            19     0    1    0    0       17       0.89
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83
Gamblor              2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Thu 13 May

May table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Boer Wars            2    0    0    1       36
China Mug            1    0    0    1       25
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    0       18
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
G-Rodge              1    0    0    0       15
LittleRed            0    0    1    2       15
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Drainy               1    0    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       10
Luther               0    0    1    0       9
Rockstar             0    0    1    0       9
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    1       6
Pizzled              0    0    0    1       6
Chompy               0    0    0    1       6
Celtic               0    0    0    1       5
_____________________________________________
Holdy                0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               559
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             516
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      449
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                397
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          389
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                383
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   380
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   361
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         359
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    356
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     342
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   318
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       312
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         309
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               307
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       292
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    274
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        269
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    253
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                247
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     220
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       217
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215

Boer Wars fifth last night for 6pts.

[luther101]

Last night;

SCOOP PLO Hi/Lo - $75k prizepool - I ploughed through a field of 7,000+ to get into the last 270 odd, to naturally get Jokerstarred      .......        seven and a half phuqqin hours of my miserable life invested in getting a poxy $32.75 return!

'Social interaction' with other players     .....     "nh"      .....     "ty"     ....     "yw".

Is it any wonder that most of those 'Internet Pros' look like extras from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

Online poker     ....      it's shit      ....     it's boring      ....      it's for the Undead!

 

[Chompy]

Sigh, it is with regret that I have this morning handed in my notice to the powers that be at the Municipal.
If anybody else would like to take over league running responsibilities, I'm sure the majority of league folk would appreciate it.
Sigh.
Obv if not I'll do the scores only until the end of June for fantasy league purposes. That will run to completion of course and all prizemoney and side bets paid.

[Dingdell]

Sigh, it is with regret that I have this morning handed in my notice to the powers that be at the Municipal.
If anybody else would like to take over league running responsibilities, I'm sure the majority of league folk would appreciate it.
Sigh.

Is it because I didn't get your alzheimers joke?

Say it isn't so Chompy - this is your baby after all - you gave birth to it.

[Claw75]

Sigh, it is with regret that I have this morning handed in my notice to the powers that be at the Municipal.
If anybody else would like to take over league running responsibilities, I'm sure the majority of league folk would appreciate it.
Sigh.

I know you have your reasons Chompy, but actually I think the vast majority of league folk would much prefer it if you carried on.  Your posts on this thread give me a good chuckle every day and are definitely one of the best things about blonde atm.  Can we have a compromise where someone takes over the reins for a few weeks and you'll come back if you're feeling it again?  I would offer, but I am shite at maths and stuff innit.

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[Dingdell]

Sigh, it is with regret that I have this morning handed in my notice to the powers that be at the Municipal.
If anybody else would like to take over league running responsibilities, I'm sure the majority of league folk would appreciate it.
Sigh.

I know you have your reasons Chompy, but actually I think the vast majority of league folk would much prefer it if you carried on.  Your posts on this thread give me a good chuckle every day and are definitely one of the best things about blonde atm.  Can we have a compromise where someone takes over the reins for a few weeks and you'll come back if you're feeling it again?  I would offer, but I am shite at maths and stuff innit.
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How do you play poker so well?!