Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Rockstar]

I won't be going to stanleys as i just pwned usa dennis heads up in a £20 single table sat. Woop woop yeah baby *fist pump table slam*

You did him a favour,he sat down on the old slot machine,slipped a crisp pony in and binked the "gold pot" for £463 of your finest English

His 90 second outburst contained 5 "get in the holes", 7 "you da mans",3 "gold pot baby,yeah`s" and a rousing rendition of The Camptown Ladies

This prompted the lovely George Michael's misses to say," Isa thisa mana a fackin stupidy,or what?"

I sufficed with a simple,"Yes"

[Drain Alien]

May totals (yet to be added to the table):
Edna 6
Pizz 4
Ding 4
Unimadge 1

Others to follow.....

3 for me, as mentioned several days ago

Went to Stanleys earlier. Shocking standard.  [  ] I won.

Has to be said, James runs a tight ship and they look after the players well

AHEM - Pls see asterisk next to your name sir. wp. gg.

[TightEnd]

I apologise. In my defence you've shown no sign of efficiency in two weeks so I didn't give you the benefit of the doubt.

Ghostbusters. Out.

[Drain Alien]

I apologise. In my defence you've shown no sign of efficiency in two weeks so I didn't give you the benefit of the doubt.

Ghostbusters. Out.

Lolz; yeah I run the league thread like your DTD SNGs.......a bit random.......make it up as u go along.........no rulez........
v similar imo.
 

[the sicilian]

Nick Salad...David Twirl...Shieldsy...may I, on behalf of all on the Luton thread, thank you for your fine work. Lots. From the bottom of our hearts. God help us if one day Sir Donksalot manages to translate one of these masseev stacks into a win.

Thanks Drainy, appreciate it. In an unsurprising turn of events I will be penning a blog from Vegas. The RP poker editor is in the process of 'putting together a splash' for the website, so sounds like they're gonna push it a bit like the Bollocksy one in January. It won't be as prominent, though, it is the Derby at the weekend after all.

Lolz.......

[ ] Chompy knows what its like to come 2nd in anything

GL in vegas chompy donk..u sure will win mad dimez !

[dogracer1]

i was 4 for May as per post a few days ago

[HOLDorFOLD]

Hi Drainy, my fantasy league points have been squiffed somewhere along the line ... hard to get the quotes in the right places but basically my total should be 420.

I had 389 at the CH10 MPY/DRAINY takeover stage.  Then the following points were awarded to China (18 + 9)  and 4 points for G rodge as per Chompys update bolded below.

LUTON G FANTASY LEAGUE

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               571
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             546
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      449
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                409
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                395
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          389
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   380
'HoldorFantasyFolk' (M. Bashir)                  389
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    361
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         359
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     347
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         321
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       321
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   318
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               312
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       292
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    279
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        278
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                272
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    260
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     225
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       217
____________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215

 

Quote from: Chompy on March 26, 2010, 11:11:44 AM

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               602
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             594
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      485
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                447
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                441
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          418
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   410
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   397
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    393
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         369
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     367
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         352
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   345
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       337
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               317
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       305
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    296
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        284
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                280
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    275
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     242
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       229
____________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215

Wiiiiiiiiiiiii, that all only took 6hrs 17mins. I have MDD down for 5pts in the fantasy league but no others outside the league scoring. Hope that’s correct.
The following points have been added in since 16 May:
Tighty 9
Rockstar 12 + 6 + 9
Chuck 9
Luther 7
Claw 9
Pizzled 12
China Mug 9 + 18
Edna 15
Xpressman 7
Me 6
Handsome Paul 4
LRRH 5
G-Rodge 4
Nirvana 4



So 389 plus 9+18 (china Mug)  and 4 for G Rodge = 420


However, this table adds up to 417 (although it’s showing as 410).

‘Holdorfantasyfolk’ (M.Bashir)   410
Tom Myland   184
Alex Martin   9
Alan McBride   53
Graham Rogers   118
Michelle Bashir   46

So someone somewhere hasn’t had the correct number of points added to their Main G donks league. But I should have 420 in the Fantasy league.

Muchas muchas 

[Drain Alien]

Marv; FML.
[ ] I can be bothered with this.
Soz Holdy; will sort.
Dopey.

[Claw75]

+1 for me for May drainy if you haven't already added it

[HOLDorFOLD]

Marv; FML.
[ ] I can be bothered with this.
Soz Holdy; will sort.
Dopey.

On the plus side ... the fantasy league only has one month left to run 

oh, or is it two???   shizz, thought it was one and Gav has just said it's til the end of July .... and he said "Hello Sexy"  .... you two have got to stop relaying messages via forums and texts ya know 

[Drain Alien]

May totals (yet to be added to the table):
Edna 6
Pizz 4 (hello sexy)
Ding 4
Unimadge 1
China 14

Others to follow.....

ALSO
British Gas 5
Claw +1 (& and a number of others yet to disclose their extra Sunday game, AHEM)
AlanMcNonBink 11

& need to sort Holdy's Fantasy team; jeez

[Chompy]

Fifty runners last night, no league cashers. Useless imo.

[Lucky]

GG sir.
Fingers crossed the Tighty-Drainy coalition is right for the country and, more importantly the league players.
Enjoy the end-of-month festivities Drainage, getting monthly totals out of some leagueites is like trying to get Betty to fold to one of my raises.

Did you wander down the G last night Rockstar? What was the deal if so?

oh getting the monthly totals is easy chimps........watch this....

PLEASE NOTE: ANYONE WHO HASN'T POSTED OR PM'd ME THEIR MONTHLY PLAYED TOTAL FOR MAY WILL GO IN AS 40 PLAYED ON 1st JUNE

AS PER ABOVE, IF YOU HAVEN'T YET GIVEN ME YOUR MONTHLY PLAYED TOTAL PLS POST ON HERE OR PM/TEXT ME ASAP.
Tks, Drainy.

11 for me in May Drainy.

[Drain Alien]

Fifty runners last night, no league cashers. Useless imo.

That's excellent news (for me)
;-)

[Lucky]

Fifty runners last night, no league cashers. Useless imo.

That's excellent news (for me)
;-)

Lol !