Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[TightEnd]

Fantasy League 2

Second half of 2010

I intend to keep it all on this thread but can split out if required

Rules


1. Each competitor picks a team of five different  players from the following list of Luton regulars, for a combined total of no more than £15m.

2. Points are scored as per the Luton Blondeite League, Win - 15ts, Second - 12, Third - 9, Fourth - 7, Fifth - 6, Sixth - 5, Seventh - 4, Eighth - 3, Ninth - 2, any other registered finish - 1.

Savers ONLY paid to two places below the official pay-out positions.

50+ runners = +3pts on to all positions.
75+ runners = +6pts on to all positions.
100+ runners = +9pts on to all positions.
150+ runners = +12pts on to all positions.
200+ runners = +15pts on to all positions.
All tournaments at the G Casino only, not Circus Circus, count as long as 25 or more players compete.

3. Each list entered will cost £50. The top three finishers will be paid on a 60%, 25%, 15% split. Payments can be made to me on Stars or Full Tilt or in person at Luton. Any monies not paid by 31st July and teams will be removed from the competition.

Final prize breakdown to be announced on 1st July

4. The competition runs from 1 July-31 December 2010.

5. Lists must be submitted here by midnight on 30 June.

6. Put your lists in as soon as you like. You can still edit them up to and including 30 June.

7. Players may pick themselves if they want to but obv don't have to.


The players available for you to pick are as follows:

Prices reflect regular volume of play, first half results and some subjective views, and are not negotiable!

Dave Johnson   'Chuck'   £5m
Adrian Gotch   'Rockstar'   £5m
James Miller   'Boer Wars'   £5m
Paul Noonan   'Luther'   £4.5m
Tom Myland   'China Mug'   £4.5m
Edna Adams   'Evil'   £4.5m
Dick Lynch   'MDD'   £4m
Vince Calenti   'Celtic'   £4m
Glenn Henderson   'Nirvana'   £4m
Lalit Khajuria   '40-year heater'   £3.5m
Jim McBride   ‘Jim McBink’   £3.5m
Graham Rogers   'G-Man'   £3.5m
Dean Morris   'Sir Donksalot'   £3.5m
Graham Wheldon   'Chompy'   £3.5m
Gavin Kan   'Pizzled'   £3.5m
Alan McBride   'Lucky'   £3m
George Michael   'Calling all stations'   £3m
Jin Ze Wu   ‘Who?’   £3m
Claire McGregor   ‘Claw’   £3m
Joshua Pope   ‘Josh Matrix Twin’   £3m
Alan Gray   'MarketMan’   £3m
Ian Needleman   'Xpressman'   £3m
Derek Coe   ‘Gumbo’   £2.5m
Tracey Allen   ‘LittleRed’   £2.5m
Daniel Allen   ‘Mini Drainy’   £2.5m
Ian Wilmott   ‘IanThePisshead’   £2.5m
Paul Conway   ‘PaultheSoberOne’   £2.5m
Wai Yin Wan   ‘Chinese George’   £2.5m
Michael Bolton   ‘Sweet Georgia’   £2.5m
Michelle Bashir   'Holdorfold'   £2.5m
Darren Allen   'Drain Alien'   £2.0m
Guiseppe Fontana   ‘Pep’   £2m
Paul Ephremsen   'Handsome Paul'   £2m
Simon Galloway   'Darvin Moon'   £2m
Ben Pope   ‘Ben Matrix Twin’   £2m
Tony Kendall   'Tikay'   £2m
Tracey Dell   'Ding'   £2m
Chris Roberts "OvertheBorder" £2m
Willie Tann "Lend us £20" £2m
Brijesh Das   'British Gas'   £1.5m
Brian Sadler   ‘Brian…Sadler’   £1.5m
Trevor Payne   ‘The Paynemaker’   £1.5m
Keith Miller   ‘’Megladonk’   £1.5m
Steve Kirk "Birdforum" £1.5m
Mel Fowler   ‘Swerve’   £1m
Graham Craig   ‘Spanfish’   £1m
Chris Stavri   ‘Seven-stone’   £1m
Phil Cooklin   'Snatiramas'   £1.0m
Richard Prew   'Tightend'   £1.0m
Peter Kwan   'Winkie'   £1m
John Ruppin   ‘The Ruppinator’   £0.5m
Alex Martin   'TFOP'   £0.5m
Dave Colton   'Pokermuppet'   Free
Dennis Barnes   'USADennis'   Free
Chris Poulton   ’Unimaginative'   Free
Jeff Buffenbarger   'Buftybarger'   Free
Martin Jarvis   'Pelham Boy'   Free
Ian Bradley   'Gamblor'   Free
Betty Cotten   ‘Sigh’   Free
Lional Flaum   ‘The Flaumster’   Free

[Rockstar]

Loving the new "free" section

Dave Johnson £5 million?

Good grief

[nirvana]

Well done Rich, you've saved this thread after the Drainy led fiasco (sorry Drainers :-)

2 for me in June and no more since ima going to Vegas babaaayyyyyy !

[77dave]

I think some of the guys at the bottom of that list are overpriced

[Chompy]

Right, here goes...

Team name: Unbeaten at scrabble

Rockstar 5.0m
Jim McBride 3.5m
Gumbo 2.5m
Michael Bolton 2.5m
Trevor Payne 1.5m

[OverTheBorder]

Tighty, although I love the "xxx" moniker as it makes me sound like a hardcore movie star, you can replace it with "Roberts" if you like, most Scottish of surnames

[Drain Alien]

Good work Tighty; & well done for saving this thread (that I obv totally fookd up).

Can I suggest that I am deleted from Fantasy table as the only person that's ever gonna pick me is myself, and I'm not entering a team in the 2nd half (soz).

      Tks, Drainy.

[nirvana]

4m? you must be 'aving a laff - i'm tez at pokerz innit.  Not much point me entering the scrabble league either - I know the girls will all whoop my arse.

[Chompy]

I suggested you be included between Betty Cotten and The Flaumster in the 'free' section but Tighty is guvnor now and he overruled me.
Good luck in Vegas sir, I sure fancy you to go well at The Rio.

[TightEnd]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Boer Wars            76     9    2    4    11      249      3.28
Sir Donksalot        32     2    1    2    4       101      3.16
Jonnyplum            48     4    1    1    8       150      3.12
G-Rodge              41     5    1    2    6       125      3.05
Celtic               25     3    0    0    4       76       3.04
Rockstar             69     4    4    2    11      205      2.97
Luther               73     3    1    3    13      192      2.63
LittleRedRidingHood  27     1    1    1    5       71       2.63
Evil Edna            68     5    2    2    6       174      2.56
Simon G              13     0    1    1    2       33       2.53**
Chompy               39     3    2    0    5       96       2.46
Tikay                25     2    1    0    2       59       2.36
China Mug            80     2    4    3    11      189      2.36
Tightend             13     0    0    2    2       30       2.31
Handsome Paul        22     2    0    0    2       50       2.27
Claw                 27     2    1    1    1       60       2.22
British Gas          30     0    2    0    4       60       2.00
Drain Alien          34     1    1    0    6       63       1.85
Pizzled              48     2    2    1    4       88       1.83
Unimaginative        30     2    0    1    2       50       1.67
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50
RUDonking            19     0    1    0    1       28       1.47 *
Nirvana              59     1    1    2    4       77       1.31
Lucky                43     2    1    0    1       53       1.23
Dingdell             22     1    1    0    0       27       1.23
Alex                 10     0    0    0    1       9        0.9
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to and including Tuesday 15th June




June table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Rockstar              1   1    0    2       49
Edna                  1   0    1    1       33
Luther               0    0    0    3       17
Jonnyplum             1   0    0    0       15
Tony Handbag          1   0    0    0       15
British Gas          0    0    0    1       10
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    1       8
Boer Wars            0    0    0    1       7
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       6
China Mug            0    0    0    1       5





Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               705
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             687
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                536
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'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      531
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                526
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          431
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   429
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     427
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         422
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    404
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   402
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   398
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         382
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       360
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               352
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       316
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    308
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        303
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                297
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    281
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     263
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      247
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       235



Still awaiting May monthly total for RUDonkoff. If not forthcoming soon, disqualification could beckon

** June included

[TightEnd]

Minor league points in last night's 61 runner £50 deepstack crapshoot

luther101 finishing 7th and enhancing the proceeds of his inspired Switzerland betting coup for £2.50. Well played sir.

Fantasy league wise an 8th for MDD and a very creditable and table banging 6th for USA Dennis. USA Dennis was only selected by two people. Pizzled and the sicilian. They both know a kindred spirit when they see it.

I will update any scrabble news, savers and the like when news reaches me in my new office above the Enfield Municipal Sauna. I have it rent free for the first month while Sweaty Terrence lets me work out my probationary period. Not sure I am looking forward to the shift behind the towel counter that I had to accede to in lieu of the rent free though.

[luther101]

USA Dennis was only selected by two people. Pizzled and the sicilian.

Ahem, almost too embarassed to admit it      ......     but Digger is in my squad as well, Richard.

Putting the shame to one side - the eight tub thumping points Mr Boston Bombastic earnt me last night duly removes that Jonny Come Lately Plums from designated MAS territory       .....       "USA USA USA etc"

Tighty is fallible!

[TightEnd]

USA Dennis was only selected by two people. Pizzled and the sicilian.

Ahem, almost too embarassed to admit it      ......     but Digger is in my squad as well, Richard.

Putting the shame to one side - the eight tub thumping points Mr Boston Bombastic earnt me last night duly removes that Jonny Come Lately Plums from designated MAS territory       .....       "USA USA USA etc"

Tighty is fallible!

Added. In my defence I thought you were far too sensible to include him, so didn't check

[Claw75]

Right, here goes...

Team name: Unbeaten at scrabble

Rockstar 5.0m
Jim McBride 3.5m
Gumbo 2.5m
Michael Bolton 2.5m
Trevor Payne 1.5m

should have chosen a different team name imo then you could have selected yourself

[GMan]

USA Dennis was only selected by two people. Pizzled and the sicilian.

Ahem, almost too embarassed to admit it      ......     but Digger is in my squad as well, Richard.

Putting the shame to one side - the eight tub thumping points Mr Boston Bombastic earnt me last night duly removes that Jonny Come Lately Plums from designated MAS territory       .....       "USA USA USA etc"

Tighty is fallible!

LOL NoonNuts

Just make sure part of final 3, see you at the weekend if your up.