Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Boer Wars            76     9    2    4    11      249      3.28
Sir Donksalot        32     2    1    2    4       101      3.16
Jonnyplum            48     4    1    1    8       150      3.12
G-Rodge              41     5    1    2    6       125      3.05
Celtic               25     3    0    0    4       76       3.04
Rockstar             69     4    4    2    11      205      2.97
Luther               73     3    1    3    13      192      2.63
Evil Edna            68     5    2    2    6       174      2.56
Simon G              13     0    1    1    2       33       2.53 *
Chompy               39     3    2    0    5       96       2.46
LittleRedRidingHood  30     1    1    1    5       71       2.37 *
Tikay                25     2    1    0    2       59       2.36
China Mug            80     2    4    3    11      189      2.36
Tightend             13     0    0    2    2       30       2.31
Handsome Paul        22     2    0    0    2       50       2.27
Claw                 27     2    1    1    1       60       2.22
British Gas          30     0    2    0    4       60       2.00
Pizzled              48     2    2    1    4       88       1.83
Unimaginative        30     2    0    1    2       50       1.67
Drain Alien          38     1    1    0    6       63       1.66 *
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50
Nirvana              61     1    1    2    4       77       1.26 *
Lucky                43     2    1    0    1       53       1.23
Dingdell             22     1    1    0    0       27       1.23
Alex                 10     0    0    0    1       9        0.90
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to and including Thursday 17 June
* - June total included (RUDonking cruelly dropped for lack of figure reporting)

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuune table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Rockstar             1    1    0    2       49
Edna                 1    0    1    1       33
Luther               0    0    0    3       17
Jonnyplum            1    0    0    0       15
Jakay Handbag        1    0    0    0       15
British Gas          0    0    0    1       10
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    1       8
Boer Wars            0    0    0    1       7
China Mug            0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               705
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             687
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                536
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'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      531
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                526
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          431
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   429
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     427
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         422
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    404
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   402
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   398
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         382
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       360
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               352
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       316
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    308
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        303
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                297
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    281
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     263
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      247
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       235

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won  Lost Bonus Pts   +/-    Score
Chompy         4      4    0    1     14    +232   3.5
Holdyfoldy     1      0    1    0     0     -63    0
EvilEdna       3      0    3    0     0     -169   0  

With Tighty currently on a drive-thru crawl of the granite city and Drainy grappling with excel tables more than he was with Drainetta that crazy, hazy afternoon on the bonnet of his pimpmobile, I've offered to take over update duties for the weekend.
All pumped up and ready to number crunch I was, but then no email of last night's ressie has been sent and I'm gonna have to fall back on me old mucka secretary mate Rockstar for info. Hopefully some scorage on the doorage to follow mid-afternoon...

[LittleRedRidingHood]

Chomps
Drainy here on littlered's lap lappy
I just emailed u the results from last nite
paulo noonantini won it, with johnny and his plums 2nd.
wp both

[Chompy]

Yep, wp indeed both, and Fantasy League II recruit Jin Ze Who in third.

Unf, however, there were only 24 runners, so no points. Serves you right for not sitting in at home and sharing the Engerlund-based misery.

[LittleRedRidingHood]

+1 for me Tighty in June
I seem to be on my way to the lovely G being driven by Mini Drainy
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I blame Mr Boer who MADE me drink wife-beater earlier this evening.
Drainy. 

-1 in June for My lovely hubby pls, as mini drainy just pointed out that there were only 24 runners yesterday.
So FOUR for Drainy and THREE for LittlesRedy
I would like to take this opportunity to say how lovely my husband is.
This isn't Drainy, obv.
;-0

[luther101]

Don't worry Chomps - due to the exciting Ingerlun match there were not enough runners     .....        thus no need to get your abacus out.

Nevertheless a strong field - the McBink bruvs, MDD, Jonathan Plum, one Matrix, the bestest Drain Alien (oh, and his Dad), Lally etc - took to the felt.

The Bloomfontein Basher's stack suffered extreme collateral damage early when some complete idiot cracked his K K by going fishing with 10 bliddy 2!

As the Galacticos fell by the wayside we eventually got down to a Final Table, with a truly unique situation - Daniel Allen observing the Snorebens Lager Monster     .....     sitting in his seat.

As the shortish stacks fell away into oblivion - due to Devilfish Johnson and a Young Pretender who called, and hit, with any old shit - and we were down to five      .....     four getting paid.

D J magnanimouslly  proposed a 'smidgen' for the Bubble, much to the relief of the small stack (not being that far ahead of him, I wasn't averse to getting my fee back) - but the Young Pretender, with half the chips in play, was having none of it.

So with the glum youngster duly dispatched, Young P and D J set out to get rid of Luther and an Andy Loo(kalike) and fight it out for one, and two.

Well it wasn't to be, YP fell for that old Luton trick of oppos playing 'reasonable cards' against his Ian Frazeresque stupidity/aggression (oh and D J three betting with a bag of bollox, of course).

Anyhow, after some entertaining play it was heads up - the MAS having finally cornered their man.

After much toing and froing, the trap was set    .....     and the Kettering Kestrel was blown out of the sky.

Having called an impertinent raise, I hit a four on the flop    ....   to go with the two of diamonds in my hand, so of course I led out.

D J arrogantly re-raised allin    ....    pah, trap sprung!

"Call".

I duly requested the gutshot three that was required to send his set of fives spiralling into abject oblivion, Plums was looking smug as a bug in a rug.

Naturally the middle pin bounced into place, as the Johnson Jaw hit the floor.

As is only right and proper I commiserated with the vanquished by laughing loudly, as he took defeat admirably     .....    

If you don't ask   ....    you don't get!

[Rockstar]

Don't worry Chomps - due to the exciting Ingerlun match there were not enough runners     .....        thus no need to get your abacus out.

Nevertheless a strong field - the McBink bruvs, MDD, Jonathan Plum, one Matrix, the bestest Drain Alien (oh, and his Dad), Lally etc - took to the felt.

The Bloomfontein Basher's stack suffered extreme collateral damage early when some complete idiot cracked his K K by going fishing with 10 bliddy 2!

As the Galacticos fell by the wayside we eventually got down to a Final Table, with a truly unique situation - Daniel Allen observing the Snorebens Lager Monster     .....     sitting in his seat.

As the shortish stacks fell away into oblivion - due to Devilfish Johnson and a Young Pretender who called, and hit, with any old shit - and we were down to five      .....     four getting paid.

D J magnanimouslly  proposed a 'smidgen' for the Bubble, much to the relief of the small stack (not being that far ahead of him, I wasn't averse to getting my fee back) - but the Young Pretender, with half the chips in play, was having none of it.

So with the glum youngster duly dispatched, Young P and D J set out to get rid of Luther and an Andy Loo(kalike) and fight it out for one, and two.

Well it wasn't to be, YP fell for that old Luton trick of oppos playing 'reasonable cards' against his Ian Frazeresque stupidity/aggression (oh and D J three betting with a bag of bollox, of course).

Anyhow, after some entertaining play it was heads up - the MAS having finally cornered their man.

After much toing and froing, the trap was set    .....     and the Kettering Kestrel was blown out of the sky.

Having called an impertinent raise, I hit a four on the flop    ....   to go with the two of diamonds in my hand, so of course I led out.

D J arrogantly re-raised allin    ....    pah, trap sprung!

"Call".

I duly requested the gutshot three that was required to send his set of fives spiralling into abject oblivion, Plums was looking smug as a bug in a rug.

Naturally the middle pin bounced into place, as the Johnson Jaw hit the floor.

As is only right and proper I commiserated with the vanquished by laughing loudly, as he took defeat admirably     .....    

If you don't ask   ....    you don't get!

When will they ever learn

Dont mess with the MAS

[Chompy]

I think the Fantasy pricing is pretty much bang on imo.
There will be very few points, if any, scored by the freebies, and there's plenty of value among the £2m-£3m players.
Law of averages dictates that the MAS team-heater must come to an end before much longer. Even Lalit said he couldn't believe what he's seen this past few months...

[Rockstar]

I think the Fantasy pricing is pretty much bang on imo.
There will be very few points, if any, scored by the freebies, and there's plenty of value among the £2m-£3m players.
Law of averages dictates that the MAS team-heater must come to an end before much longer. Even Lalit said he couldn't believe what he's seen this past few months...

[GMan]

BIG UP BIG UP!!!

Young Adam Reynolds cashs at first WSOP event finsihed 43rd out of 3289 runners.

Well done!!!!

[Rockstar]

BIG UP BIG UP!!!

Young Adam Reynolds cashs at first WSOP event finsihed 43rd out of 3289 runners.

Well done!!!!

Who`s Adam Reynolds?

[Chompy]

Adam Reynolds is part of Alex's poker farmz crew. Played at the G and Circus Circus in the second half of last year and early this year. Wondered if it was him when I saw his name on the leaderboard the other day.
Very good player imo. He was in the fantasy team list and I was gonna pick him but switched to Unimaginative at the last minute.

[Rockstar]

Adam Reynolds is part of Alex's poker farmz crew. Played at the G and Circus Circus in the second half of last year and early this year. Wondered if it was him when I saw his name on the leaderboard the other day.
Very good player imo. He was in the fantasy team list and I was gonna pick him but switched to Unimaginative at the last minute.

You say everyones a good player Chomps

Your far too nice

Say something mean about me,go on i dare you

[celtic]

Adam Reynolds is part of Alex's poker farmz crew. Played at the G and Circus Circus in the second half of last year and early this year. Wondered if it was him when I saw his name on the leaderboard the other day.
Very good player imo. He was in the fantasy team list and I was gonna pick him but switched to Unimaginative at the last minute.

You say everyones a good player Chomps

Your far too nice

Say something mean about me,go on i dare you

Everyone is a good player compared to Chompy.

[Rockstar]

Adam Reynolds is part of Alex's poker farmz crew. Played at the G and Circus Circus in the second half of last year and early this year. Wondered if it was him when I saw his name on the leaderboard the other day.
Very good player imo. He was in the fantasy team list and I was gonna pick him but switched to Unimaginative at the last minute.

You say everyones a good player Chomps

Your far too nice

Say something mean about me,go on i dare you

Everyone is a good player compared to Chompy.

FYP

[Rockstar]

Playing the National League thing on Blue Square at 8.15

Had a good start to the quarter so may as well give the online thing a bash as well,nice prizes for those that finish in the top 5 of the league in august

Going to Walsall next week to give that a bash for the GUKPT Summer Series,taken 6 years but finally decided to pull my finger out of my backside and have a bash at these bigger events

If im at the G next week,you know it all went a bit wobbly,or i did the lot in the slots.Again.