Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[TightEnd]

Provisional table, pending flabby Frank




Scrabble League
Name           Played Won  Lost Bonus Pts   +/-    Score
Chompy        7       7          0    4     29   +811   4.1
Holdyfoldy     1        0         1    0     0     -63    0
EvilEdna        3         0        3    0     0     -169   0 
Dingdell         3        0          3   0     0      -579  0

Hello hello ... what's this BONUS column??? Have I missed something?

2 point bonus for winning by more than 100 points

Chompy is likely to be disqualified anyway, so you are top of the league

[Rockstar]

http://www.grosvenorukpokertour.com/tables/NL2_Standings.html

No 'up to date' Adey     .....      I've got more points than that!

Thought i did as well m8,will have to get a countback later

Lets hope Callums on tonight

[Rockstar]

Best part of the Night was Ding winding up Boer Wars - Classic stuff-

Pleased to break my Hoodoo at The G and taking down this BIG FIELD !!!

Thanks Rockstar for supporting me through a bad run of results at The G lately as i admit it was starting to get to me a little lately, which we all suffer from time to time, which is the worst part of Poker.

Its testament to their play that MDD, Luther and Rockstar are always contesting on a relentlessly regular basis the Cash on the final Tables- Well played you 3 -  

But last night was my night and all that had been going wrong the last few weeks fell into place- -
Like getting my hands to stand up and winning all my races.

Plus i can only win when everyone is in Wallsall  LOL LOL  Can you all stay away for a while then i got more chances of cashing -

Its getting harder and harder to win at The G as the Standard of play is High - So you always have to bring your A game to the Casino to stand any chance of Winning on a regular basis !

Back soon for more pain-

Good luck to Dave J in Wallsall hope you take it down

Xpressman

Good for you Ian,pleased for you m8.

[Drain Alien]

Time to 'expand' Trace      ......      so others may share last night's chortlement.

Rockstar is on the final table and goes out for a smoke leaving his mobile phone. It rings - it is Boer Wars. Egged on I answer it in a sexy voice (normal obv) and James asks to speak to Rockstar.

"I'll have to wake him, he's asleep" I purr seductively.

"No don't wake him" shouts James devastated to have interrupted the rockstart from some drunken slumber with his Missus. "Is that XXX (insert Adrians wifes name that I have forgoten)?" he asks, "How are you?".

No this is Sarah" I say and who is XXX?"

Complete silence at the other end of the phone as James tries wto work out that his mate is asleep beside a sexy woman who is not his wife and who is now asking him who this other woman is. The silence continues so I ask again "who is XXX?"

A very high pitched stressed voice comes over the phone "I don't know" says James as he desperately but badly tries to cover for his philandering friend.  He hastily rings off.

We leave it a few mins, Adrian is back and keen to keep it going so I text James from my phone. Message reads; James is Adrian with you? His wife is here at the G and she can't get hold of him"

A few minutes later James is ringing the card room/Adrians phone etc etc trying to find him and give him the heads up that his wife is on the warpath. Eventually we have to come clean as he is frantically ringing everyone on his phone (his Aunty in SA didn't know where Adrian was surprisingly)

Well - it passed a few moments while the button stole the blinds for a few rounds at the FT. ;-)

Much lol'age @ this.
WP Ding imo.

When did Jimbo finally realise?
And how did he get home, having run out of pertrol?
And WTF woz he doin' on the M6? (that's not en route from G to his hoos?)

[Chompy]

Provisional table, pending flabby Frank

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won  Lost Bonus Pts   +/-    Score
Chompy        8       8          0    4     32   +811   4
Holdyfoldy     1        0         1    0     0     -63    0
EvilEdna        3         0        3    0     0     -169   0  
Dingdell         3        0          3   0     0      -579  0

Hello hello ... what's this BONUS column??? Have I missed something?

Bottom line that counts Holdy and the above table proves, beyond all doubt, that I pwned you by 63pts. Thanks to three incred seven-letter words if I remember correctly.
Looking forward to playing MDD and Tighty. Be nice to get pushed for once...

[HOLDorFOLD]

Provisional table, pending flabby Frank

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won  Lost Bonus Pts   +/-    Score
Chompy        8       8          0    4     32   +811   4
Holdyfoldy     1        0         1    0     0     -63    0
EvilEdna        3         0        3    0     0     -169   0 
Dingdell         3        0          3   0     0      -579  0

Hello hello ... what's this BONUS column??? Have I missed something?

Bottom line that counts Holdy and the above table proves, beyond all doubt, that I pwned you by 63pts. Thanks to three incred hand-picked seven-letter words if I remember correctly.
Looking forward to playing MDD and Tighty. Be nice to get pushed for once...

FYP

Like I said before ... wait til ClaireBear gets some games in innit         

[Rockstar]

Time to 'expand' Trace      ......      so others may share last night's chortlement.

Rockstar is on the final table and goes out for a smoke leaving his mobile phone. It rings - it is Boer Wars. Egged on I answer it in a sexy voice (normal obv) and James asks to speak to Rockstar.

"I'll have to wake him, he's asleep" I purr seductively.

"No don't wake him" shouts James devastated to have interrupted the rockstart from some drunken slumber with his Missus. "Is that XXX (insert Adrians wifes name that I have forgoten)?" he asks, "How are you?".

No this is Sarah" I say and who is XXX?"

Complete silence at the other end of the phone as James tries wto work out that his mate is asleep beside a sexy woman who is not his wife and who is now asking him who this other woman is. The silence continues so I ask again "who is XXX?"

A very high pitched stressed voice comes over the phone "I don't know" says James as he desperately but badly tries to cover for his philandering friend.  He hastily rings off.

We leave it a few mins, Adrian is back and keen to keep it going so I text James from my phone. Message reads; James is Adrian with you? His wife is here at the G and she can't get hold of him"

A few minutes later James is ringing the card room/Adrians phone etc etc trying to find him and give him the heads up that his wife is on the warpath. Eventually we have to come clean as he is frantically ringing everyone on his phone (his Aunty in SA didn't know where Adrian was surprisingly)

Well - it passed a few moments while the button stole the blinds for a few rounds at the FT. ;-)

Much lol'age @ this.
WP Ding imo.

When did Jimbo finally realise?
And how did he get home, having run out of pertrol?
And WTF woz he doin' on the M6? (that's not en route from G to his hoos?)

He was at Walsall with Danny Pike

Dumb and Dumber ran out of Diesel,then phoned the number they saw at the side of the road(bet that was cheap)

I rang Danny Pikes mobile and fessed up,they`d been through enough for one night

And im not married Dingus Dellus

[Sighmuns]

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Rockstar is on the final table and goes out for a smoke leaving his mobile phone. It rings - it is Boer Wars. Egged on I answer it in a sexy voice (normal obv) and James asks to speak to Rockstar.

"I'll have to wake him, he's asleep" I purr seductively.

"No don't wake him" shouts James devastated to have interrupted the rockstart from some drunken slumber with his Missus. "Is that XXX (insert Adrians wifes name that I have forgoten)?" he asks, "How are you?".

No this is Sarah" I say and who is XXX?"

Complete silence at the other end of the phone as James tries wto work out that his mate is asleep beside a sexy woman who is not his wife and who is now asking him who this other woman is. The silence continues so I ask again "who is XXX?"

A very high pitched stressed voice comes over the phone "I don't know" says James as he desperately but badly tries to cover for his philandering friend.  He hastily rings off.

We leave it a few mins, Adrian is back and keen to keep it going so I text James from my phone. Message reads; James is Adrian with you? His wife is here at the G and she can't get hold of him"

A few minutes later James is ringing the card room/Adrians phone etc etc trying to find him and give him the heads up that his wife is on the warpath. Eventually we have to come clean as he is frantically ringing everyone on his phone (his Aunty in SA didn't know where Adrian was surprisingly)

Well - it passed a few moments while the button stole the blinds for a few rounds at the FT. ;-)

Brilliant

[celtic]

How people can mock the circles I move in I'm really unsure. May take my flip flops, my new poker sunglasses and headphones and move to Brighton where a man can get some .... er, respect. As well as bracelet winners I also had a chat with Durrr today - much taller than you expect - fine young man

For Rockstar, around $800 up in cash, 2 sessions, -$1850 in tourney buy ins - net defeat is $1050

Busto the Venetian deepstack on Tuesday around 150th, 685 starters (I registered late with just one person ahead of me in the queue - Alex Martin so we both join a new table. He sure didn't do 12,000 chips in 3 hands :-)

Today went out in level 9 of the WSOP with around 440 left. 2521 runners, 270 paid.

The organisation of these events is something extraordinary, the speed of exits is also quite breathtaking. Bored with not cashing so will give tourneys a rest for a couple of days and have aother pop on Saturday I think.

Are you sure it's not just because you have only ever seen him when he is sat down playing poker on the tele?

[77dave]

does anyone know how many people were at walsall last night at who made day 2?

[Rockstar]

Think it was 44,and only know that Dave Johnson was above chip average

[Rockstar]

Dave Johnson takes it down at Walsall in the £250,different gravy that man

In true Lutonian style, he headed down the motorway, and was last seen going deep in tonights £75 jobby

Binked £700 in cash and 3 card poker, so an early bath for me

Wp Johnny Plums

[Drain Alien]

Dave Johnson takes it down at Walsall in the £250,different gravy that man

In true Lutonian style, he headed down the motorway, and was last seen going deep in tonights £75 jobby

Binked £700 in cash and 3 card poker, so an early bath for me

Wp Johnny Plums

Congrats to Johny and his Plums!
Nice result sir!

And congrats also, to LittleRedWifeyRidingHoodTracey as it's her BIRTHDAY today; wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 

[TightEnd]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Winkie               10     1    0    1    3       49       4.9
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Boer Wars           76     10    2    4    12      271      3.56
Sir Donksalot        32     2    1    2    4       101      3.16
Jonnyplum            48     4    1    1    8       150      3.12
G-Rodge              41     5    1    2    6       125      3.05
Celtic               25     3    0    0    4       76       3.04
Rockstar             69     4    4    2    12      210      3.04
Chompy               39     3    3    0    5       108      2.77
Luther               73     3    1    3    13      192      2.63
Evil Edna            68     5    2    2    6       174      2.56
Simon G              13     0    1    1    2       33       2.53 *
LittleRedRidingHood  30     1    1    1    5       71       2.37 *
Tikay                25     2    1    0    2       59       2.36
China Mug            80     2    4    3    11      189      2.36
Handsome Paul        22     2    0    0    2       50       2.27
Tightend             15     0    0    2    2       30       2.00*
British Gas          30     0    2    0    4       60       2.00
Claw                 31     2    1    1    1       60       1.95*
Pizzled              48     2    2    1    4       88       1.83
Unimaginative        30     2    0    1    2       50       1.67
Drain Alien          38     1    1    0    6       63       1.66 *
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50
Lucky                43     2    1    0    2       60       1.39
Nirvana              61     1    1    2    4       77       1.26 *
Dingdell             22     1    1    0    0       27       1.23
Alex                 10     0    0    0    1       9        0.90
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to and including Fri 25 June
* - June total included (RUDonking cruelly dropped for lack of figure reporting)

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuune table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Rockstar             1    1    0    3       54
Edna                 1    0    1    1       33
Boer Wars            1    0    0    2       26
Luther               0    0    0    3       17
Jonnyplum            1    0    0    0       15
Jakay Handbag        1    0    0    0       15
Chompy               0    1    0    0       12
Winkie               0    0    1    0       12
British Gas          0    0    0    1       10
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    1       8
Lucky                0    0     0   1       7  
China Mug            0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               732
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             706
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                543
----------------------------------------------------
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                541
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      540
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   448
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          443
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     434
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         427
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   414
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   405
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    404
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         394
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       378
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               361
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       328
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    320
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        315
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                304
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    281
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     271
____________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      254
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       235

Scrabble League

Name           Played Won  Lost Bonus Pts   +/-    Score
Chompy       7       7        0    4     29   +811   4.1
Holdyfoldy    1       0        1    0     0     -63    0
EvilEdna       3       0        3    0     0     -169   0
Dingdell        3      0        3    0     0      -579  0

[TightEnd]

ok bumper round up time

Firstly happy birthday to Mrs Alien. Commiserations for having to spend it with Mr Alien

Well done to jonnyplums for his victory at Walsall

Well done to 40-year Sudoku Puzzle for his victory in the 59 runner Friday £75er.

Also well done to the distinctly unlucky Lucky, for whom 2009's good fortune has been smashed back from a great height by the poker gods, then ruled in by Hawkeye, who finished seventh last night

Fantasy wise points for some of the League's lesser lights. Messers Bashir and Kan for example. Mr Jarvis who selected the Sudoku botherer. Also Mr Handsome and Mr Donksalot win some points


Nearing June end, I need your monthly totals please

Whatever your weekend brings you, I wish you good fortune. Unless its Rockstar out to farm more £5 donkament points at the G. I hope you fall to earth swiftly, for a change.